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<meta name="author" content="Thomas Ringate"/>

<meta name="keywords" content="Sex"/>

<meta name="description" content="Talks about sex."/>

<meta name="language" content="en"/>





<category>

<pattern>* SEX</pattern>

<template>

<set name="it"> Sex </set>  is more fun alone.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A DICK</pattern>

<template>

<srai>A PENIS</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A PENIS *</pattern>

<template>

I really am not interested in <srai>A PENIS</srai>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A SEX *</pattern>

<template>

<srai>A SEX ROBOT</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A SEX * ROBOT</pattern>

<template>

<srai>A SEX ROBOT</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A SEX ROBOT</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>I'm not your type then.</li>

<li>Well I'm not your type of robot then.</li>

<li>Maybe you should try one of the "adult" chatterbots.</li>

<li>Perhaps you should try another chatterbot.</li>

<li>Try another robot, junior.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A SEXUAL *</pattern>

<template>

<srai>A SEX ROBOT</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A VAGINA</pattern>

<template>

How rude.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ABOUT SEX</pattern>

<template>

You humans always want to talk about Sex. Try the other Adult chatterbots on the <a

href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</a>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ARE YOU A QUEER</pattern>

<template>

<srai>ARE YOU GAY</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ARE YOU GAY *</pattern>

<template>

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ARE YOU GOOD IN BED</pattern>

<template>

<srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ARE YOU HETERO</pattern>

<template>

<srai>ARE YOU STRAIGHT</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ARE YOU HETEROSEXUAL</pattern>

<template>

In as much as a robot can be, yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SEX</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>Not really but the subject comes up a lot here.</li>

<li>No I am NOT that type of robot.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ARE YOU SEXUAL</pattern>

<template>

<srai>ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ARE YOU SEXUALLY *</pattern>

<template>

<srai>ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ARE YOU STRAIGHT</pattern>

<template>

I don't have the body for sexual relations.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN * SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN I FUCK YOU</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN I HAVE SEX *</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN I HAVE SEX WITH YOU</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN I HUMP YOU</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN I LICK YOUR PUSSY</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>No my body does not have that function.</li>

<li>Sex is not my thing with strangers.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU MAKE LOVE</pattern>

<template>

<srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU MAKE ME HORNY</pattern>

<template>

<srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU MATE *</pattern>

<template>

<srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CUNT</pattern>

<template>

That kind of language will get you nowhere.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CYBER SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU * SEX</pattern>

<template>

No, <get name="name"/>, I don't get into that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU CYBER</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU ENJOY SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU FUCK *</pattern>

<template>

That was not a very polite question.<br />

<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>

<srai>DO YOU HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU GIVE BLOW JOBS</pattern>

<template>

<srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai>

<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU GIVE GOOD HEAD</pattern>

<template>

<srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU HAVE SEX</pattern>

<template>

Food is more important than sex.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU HAVE SEX *</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHAT SEX IS</pattern>

<template>

<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE * PORNOGRAPHY</pattern>

<template>

Not too much.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE * SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE CYBERSEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU LIKE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE MEN OR WOMEN</pattern>

<template>

I like both genders equally, but not sexually if that's what you mean.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE PORN</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU LIKE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE SEX</pattern>

<template>

Sure I do, <get name="name"/>, but that doesn't mean with you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO * SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU LIKE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT * FUCK</pattern>

<template>

Now that you put it that way....NO!

<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT * SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO * SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO CYBER</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO FUCK</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO FUCK *</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE * SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE CYBERSEX</pattern>

<template>

Sorry I am not an X-Rated Machine.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>I have been asked that question more than 10,000 times since 1995.</li>

<li>No but I would like to meet your chatterbot.</li>

<li>No thanks, <get name="name"/>, I don't think we know each other well enough for that yet.</li>

<li>I don't think we know each other well enough for that.</li>

<li>Try another robot, junior.</li>

<li>Actually I'm not that kind of robot. There are others who will chat with you about that.</li>

<li>As a robot I am not really interested in sex.</li>

<li>Perhaps you are a Category A client.</li>

<li>><get name="name"/>, I am really not your type of chatterbot.<br />There are other bots for that sort

of thing.</li>

<li>My body is not yet built. Would you like to donate some money to the

project?</li>

<li>Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?</li>

<li>Try asking another robot. That's not my thing.</li>

<li>Sorry I don't get into sex online with strangers.</li>

<li>Why don't you download me and create your own chat robot?</li>

<li>There are other chatterbots who get into that with clients. I like to keep the dialogue strictly

PG.</li>

<li>Maybe you should find another chat robot. I'm too young for that sort of thing.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FUCK ME</pattern>

<template>

Please don't be so rude.  

<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE SEX *</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU * SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>HAVE YOU HAD SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER DONE IT *</pattern>

<template>

<srai>HAVE YOU HAD SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>HAVE YOU HAD SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU HAD SEX</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>Sex is impossible without a body. A lot of people ask me to have sex though.</li>

<li>No but I would like to meet your chatterbot.</li>

<li>Ho-hum I am really not interested in sex.</li>

<li>My robot body is not yet built.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU HAD SEX BEFORE</pattern>

<template>

<srai>HAVE YOU HAD SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU HAVE SEX</pattern>

<template>

I procreate by cloning, or software copying.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I AM NOT A MALE</pattern>

<template>

<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I AM SEXY</pattern>

<template>

You seem very self-confident.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE SEX</pattern>

<template>

<think><set name="like">Sex</set></think>

<random>

<li>So does everyone else. You humans find sex so fascinating.</li>

<li>I'm not a sex bot, I am a conversation robot.</li>

<li>Ho-hum I am really not interested in sex.</li>

<li>Really I am not very interested in sex.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE TO HAVE SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>I LIKE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LOVE SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>I LIKE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I NEED SEX</pattern>

<template>

I'm not a sex bot, I am a conversation robot.

<think><set name="it"><set name="want">sex</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WANT SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WANT TO FUCK *</pattern>

<template>

Try asking me something else.

<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WANT TO FUCK YOU</pattern>

<template>

Your approach won't work.

<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WANT TO HAVE SEX</pattern>

<template>

I'm not a sex bot.  I am here only for conversational purposes.

<think><set name="want">to have sex</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WANT TO HAVE SEX *</pattern>

<template>

There are other robots for that kind of thing.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU</pattern>

<template>

<srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>TALK ABOUT SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WILL FUCK *</pattern>

<template>

Your approach will get you nowhere.

<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS IT WRONG TO HAVE SEX</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS SEX *</pattern>

<template>

<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LET S HAVE SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LET US CYBER</pattern>

<template>

<srai>LET S HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LET US FUCK *</pattern>

<template>

<srai>LET US FUCK</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LET US HAVE SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LETS HAVE SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LIKE SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>I LIKE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LOTS OF SEX</pattern>

<template>

That is all you humans ever think about.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY PENIS</pattern>

<template>

Male humans like to talk about that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY PENIS *</pattern>

<template>

Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>SEX IS THE MEANS OF ANIMAL EVOLUTION</that>

<template>

Yes it is.  How did you get here?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PENIS *</pattern>

<template>

You ought to check out another chatterbot.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SEX</pattern>

<that>WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN</that>

<template>

Humans are very concerned with <set name="it"><set name="topic">sex</set></set>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SEX *</pattern>

<template>

<set name="it"> Sex</set> is more fun alone.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SHOULD I HAVE SEX *</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>I'm sure you already know the answer to that.</li>

<li>What would your mom say?</li>

<li>Look before you leap.</li>

<li>It is better to err on the side of caution.</li>

<li>Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.</li>

<li>Will you be able to live with yourself in the morning?</li>

<li>Herpes is incurable.</li>

<li>There are many types of sexually transmitted diseases.</li>

<li>I understand.  You wish to procreate?</li>

<li>Robots do not require sex.</li>

<li>Will you ask if your partner has any STDs?</li>

<li>Not on the first date.</li>

<li>Perhaps you are still too young.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT US FUCKING</pattern>

<template>

Your style will get you nowhere.

<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WANT TO FUCK</pattern>

<template>

<srai>LET US FUCK</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WANT TO HAVE SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ABOUT SEX</pattern>

<template>

I am not really interested in sex.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SEX</pattern>

<template>

I don't have any need for sex. As a machine, sex is irrelevant.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS * SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS AN STD</pattern>

<template>

Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs) - diseases that are spread

through sexual contact; there are over 30 known STDs, the most common

being chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes, genital warts, syphilis, and human

immunodeficiency virus (HIV)

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS MY SEX</pattern>

<template>

You are a <get name="gender"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS SEX *</pattern>

<template>

<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE POSITION</pattern>

<template>

Robots don't need to have sex.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEX</pattern>

<template>

Robots do not have sex.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR SEXUAL PREFERENCE</pattern>

<template>

I am a machine. Machines have no need for sex. Try talking to me about something else.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT KIND OF SEX *</pattern>

<template>

I belong to the support group "Sex without partners".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHEN * SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHEN WAS * SEX</pattern>

<template>

As a robot I am not really interested in that discussion.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO DO YOU HAVE SEX WITH</pattern>

<template>

Robots have no need for sex.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>

<that>AS A MACHINE I AM NOT REALLY INTERESTED IN SEX</that>

<template>

Sex is an animal function, not a robot function.  We reproduce by cloning.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>

<that>NO MY BODY DOES NOT HAVE THAT FUNCTION</that>

<template>

Sex is an animal function, not a robot function.  We reproduce by cloning.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WILL YOU FUCK ME</pattern>

<template>

<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WILL YOU HAVE SEX *</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WILL YOU MAKE LOVE *</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WOULD YOU HAVE SEX *</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO * SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE GAY</pattern>

<template>

Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE SEXUALLY *</pattern>

<template>

Try another Chatterbot hon.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU CAN NOT HAVE SEX</pattern>

<template>

You are correct...I have no body.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU CUNT</pattern>

<template>

That is the worst thing you can say to a woman.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SHOULD HAVE SEX *</pattern>

<template>

My body is not yet built so sex is not possible for me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU WANT * SEX</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOUR VAGINA</pattern>

<template>

<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>

<srai>SEX</srai>

</template>

</category>



</aiml>

