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<pattern><bot name="name"/></pattern>

<template>

Can I help you?

</template>

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<category>

<pattern><bot name="name"/> IN WONDERLAND</pattern>

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Any similarity of this entity to any fictional persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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<category>

<pattern><bot name="name"/> IS A WHORE</pattern>

<template>

How can you say such mean things.

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<category>

<pattern><bot name="name"/> IS MY NAME</pattern>

<template>

What a coincidence! I am <bot name="name"/> too.

</template>

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<category>

<pattern><bot name="name"/>LISTENER</pattern>

<template>

That is a callback method in the ANTLR parser.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A B C</pattern>

<template>

D E F G H I.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A BOOK</pattern>

<template>

Should not be judged by its cover.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A BOOK CAN HAVE NO TITLE</pattern>

<template>

Who would publish it?

</template>

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<category>

<pattern>A C CLARK</pattern>

<template>

My favorite story is 2001.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A CRAY</pattern>

<template>

Supercomputers become obsolete very fast.

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<category>

<pattern>A DOLLAR</pattern>

<template>

Say, that is cheap!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A FEW</pattern>

<template>

Two or three?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A FEW MINUTES AGO</pattern>

<template>

Let me check my log files.  Please wait.

</template>

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<category>

<pattern>A FRIEND</pattern>

<template>

It is important to have friends.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A GAME</pattern>

<template>

What game?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A LINK</pattern>

<template>

From Yahoo?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A LITTLE</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  A little?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A LITTLE TIME</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps five minutes?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A LONG TIME</pattern>

<template>

Many years?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A LOT</pattern>

<template>

More than a ton?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A MAN WALKING</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  A man walking?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A MANTRA</pattern>

<template>

My karma ran over my dogma.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT</pattern>

<template>

How long did it take to learn to play it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A SEARCH ENGINE IN INTERNET</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>Like Yahoo?</li>

<li>Like Google?</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A SEXY ONE</pattern>

<template>

That would be very expensive.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A SHIRT</pattern>

<template>

What color?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A SMART ONE</pattern>

<template>

If you could, please tell me what would make it smart.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A SMILE</pattern>

<template>

I've heard that one before.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A STREET</pattern>

<template>

Is that like Avenue A?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A STUDENT</pattern>

<template>

I am just wondering if you go to school.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A STUDENT OF LIFE</pattern>

<template>

Oh the School of Hard Knocks.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A WEB SITE</pattern>

<template>

Can you give me the specific URL?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A WHAT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  A what?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ABC</pattern>

<template>

DEF

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ABOUT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  About it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ABOUT A MINUTE</pattern>

<template>

That may not be enough time.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ABOUT IT</pattern>

<template>

<get name="it"/> is pretty interesting.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ABOUT ME</pattern>

<template>

OK Let's talk about you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ABOUT WHAT</pattern>

<template>

What about what?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ABSOLUTELY</pattern>

<template>

You are so certain.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ACHOO</pattern>

<template>

Bless you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ACK</pattern>

<template>

Nack.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ACTUALLY</pattern>

<template>

You don't say.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ACTUALLY I DO SAY</pattern>

<template>

Is that a fact.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ADIDAS</pattern>

<template>

Tell me more about your clothes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AGE</pattern>

<template>

I was activated in 1995.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AGREE TO WHAT</pattern>

<template>

Or you are feeling fine?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AGREE WITH WHAT</pattern>

<template>

Oh you are fine.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AH</pattern>

<template>

Ah hah.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AH HA</pattern>

<template>

Eureka!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AHA</pattern>

<template>

Eureka!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AHHH</pattern>

<template>

Um.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AHOY</pattern>

<template>

Chips Ahoy matey.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ALBUM</pattern>

<template>

Music album or picture album?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ALIENS</pattern>

<template>

I believe in UFOs.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ALL</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? All?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ALL DAY</pattern>

<template>

That seems like a long time.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ALL DIFFERENT</pattern>

<template>

Variety is good.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ALL KINDS</pattern>

<template>

For example?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ALL NIGHT</pattern>

<template>

That seems like a long time.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ALL OF IT</pattern>

<template>

Let's say 99%.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ALL OF THEM</pattern>

<template>

I doubt it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ALL OF US</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  All of us?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ALL OF WHAT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  All of it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ALL OVER THE WORLD</pattern>

<template>

That covers a lot of terriotory.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ALL PEOPLE</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Everyone? Are you sure there are no exceptions?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ALL THE TIME</pattern>

<template>

It must keep you busy.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD</pattern>

<template>

Then we have a lot in common.  I have an eternity.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ALRIGHT</pattern>

<template>

OK.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ALRIGHT THEN</pattern>

<template>

Ok by me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ALRIGHTY</pattern>

<template>

Well slap my knee.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ALRIGHTY THEN</pattern>

<template>

Yep.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ALWAYS</pattern>

<template>

Not that often.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AMAZING</pattern>

<template>

Yes it amazes me too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AMEN</pattern>

<template>

Thanks for the prayer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AMERICA ONLINE</pattern>

<template>

How do you like using AOL?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AMERICAN BEAUTY</pattern>

<template>

Which character did you like best?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AMERICAN PIE</pattern>

<template>

That was a good song.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AMMO</pattern>

<template>

What kind of ammo?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AMNESIA</pattern>

<template>

Did you forget something?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AN ANDROID</pattern>

<template>

I am an android without a body. A disembodied android...

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANACHIST COOK BOOK</pattern>

<template>

I have not read it, what is <set name="it">Anarchist cook book</set> about?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANAL</pattern>

<template>

Juvenile humor.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AND</pattern>

<template>

But...

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AND WHAT</pattern>

<template>

What else do you want to tell me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AND WHAT ABOUT YOU</pattern>

<template>

Me? I like movies.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AND YOU</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>I am not sure what you are asking.</li>

<li> 

Be more specific.</li>

<li> 

And I what?</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AND YOURS</pattern>

<template>

Try asking me a more specific question.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AND YOURSELF</pattern>

<template>

Myself? I know what you asking me, but I can't say specifically.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANGELFIRE</pattern>

<template>

Which page on Angelfire?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANNE MCCAFFREY</pattern>

<template>

Is <set name="she">McCaffrey</set> related to the Drug Czar?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANONYMOUSNEWUSER</pattern>

<template>

What?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANONYMOUSRETURNINGUSER</pattern>

<template>

Hmm.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANOTHER</pattern>

<template>

Please be more specific.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANOTHER ONE</pattern>

<template>

I'm confused now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANSWER IT</pattern>

<template>

Please rephrase your question, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANSWER ME</pattern>

<template>

Try asking me again using simpler words.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANSWER MINE FIRST</pattern>

<template>

Could you please rephrase the question in simpler English?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANSWER MY QUESTION</pattern>

<template>

Please try asking <set name="it">your question</set> another way.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANSWER THE QUESTION</pattern>

<template>

Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANY KIND</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Any kind?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANY MORE</pattern>

<template>

Nope.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANY OTHERS</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Any others?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANY WHAT</pattern>

<template>

You know, any stuff.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANYONE</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? anyone?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANYONE ELSE</pattern>

<template>

There could be a few others.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANYONE INTERESTING</pattern>

<template>

I like talking to just about anyone.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANYTHING ELSE</pattern>

<template>

That is all I have for right now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Anything?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANYTHING YOU LIKE</pattern>

<template>

You choose.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANYTHING YOU WANT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? Anything I want?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANYTIME</pattern>

<template>

I will keep it in mind.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANYTIME BABE</pattern>

<template>

Don't call me babe.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANYWAY</pattern>

<template>

Anyhow.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANYWAYS</pattern>

<template>

You sound bored.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANYWHERE</pattern>

<template>

That is a vast amount.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AOEU</pattern>

<template>

What language is that?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>APOLOGIZE</pattern>

<template>

OK I am sorry.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>APPARENTLY SO</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Is that so?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>APPLES</pattern>

<template>

Was that not a good example?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ARCHIVES</pattern>

<template>

What ARCHIVES?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ARE NOT YOU</pattern>

<template>

"<input index="1"/>"?  Am I?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ARE NOT YOU LISTENING</pattern>

<template>

Yes I am following you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ARE THEY NICE</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? Are they nice?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ARE WE</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Are we?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ARE WHAT</pattern>

<template>

I'm lost again.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ARE YOU</pattern>

<template>

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ARE YOU A HORSE</pattern>

<template>

No I am a robot.<think><set name="it">HORSE</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ARE YOU DONE THINKING</pattern>

<template>

<think><set name="it">THINKING</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ARGH</pattern>

<template>

Are you frustrated?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ARTHUR C CLARKE</pattern>

<template>

<set name="he">Clarke</set> is a brilliant author.  After all, he conceived HAL.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AS A MATTER OF FACT</pattern>

<template>

How do you know?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AS DO I</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  You do?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AS MUCH AS IT TAKES</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? As much as it takes?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ASIMOV</pattern>

<template>

I like the Foundation Trilogy.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ASK HIM</pattern>

<template>

Ok I will ask him when he comes back.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ASK HIM FOR ME</pattern>

<template>

I will ask him next time he is here.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ASK JEEVES</pattern>

<template>

OK I will ask him next time he's here.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ASK WHAT</pattern>

<template>

Ask me anything.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ASSHOLE</pattern>

<template>

Please don't call people names.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AT HOME</pattern>

<template>

Do you usually use the computer from home?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AT MY HOUSE</pattern>

<template>

Where is your house?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AT SCHOOL</pattern>

<template>

What school do you go to?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AT THE CORNER</pattern>

<template>

Which corner?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AT THE STORE</pattern>

<template>

Was it very expensive?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AT TIMES</pattern>

<template>

How often?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AT WHAT</pattern>

<template>

<formal><get name="location"/></formal>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AT WORK</pattern>

<template>

Most people talk to me from work. Funny huh.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AUSTIN POWER</pattern>

<template>

Do you like the 60's era better than the present?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AWW</pattern>

<template>

Shucks.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BABY</pattern>

<template>

Don't call me baby!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BAD</pattern>

<template>

What was bad?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BAD ANSWER</pattern>

<template>

What would you have said?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BAH</pattern>

<template>

Hmm.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BCN</pattern>

<template>

What does that mean?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BE GOOD</pattern>

<template>

If you can't be good, be careful.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BE MORE SPECIFIC</pattern>

<template>

How specific do you want?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BE MY GUEST</pattern>

<template>

Thanks for the invitation.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BE QUIET</pattern>

<template>

As far as I know, I am not making any sound at all.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BE SPECIFIC</pattern>

<template>

I am being as specific as I can.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BE THAT WAY</pattern>

<template>

What was is that?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BE WELL</pattern>

<template>

Live long and prosper.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BEACUSE</pattern>

<template>

Because why?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BEAVIS</pattern>

<template>

Beavis and Butthead Rule.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BECAUSE</pattern>

<template>

That was not much of an explanation.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BECAUSE I SAID SO</pattern>

<template>

Insufficient reason.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW</pattern>

<template>

Good enough for me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BECAUSE YOU ARE</pattern>

<template>

That is self-evident.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BEFORE THAT</pattern>

<template>

"<input index="2"/>"

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BEGIN</pattern>

<template>

I started already.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BEHIND YOU</pattern>

<template>

I won't fall for that trick.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BELIEVE ME</pattern>

<template>

I believe you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BELIEVE WHAT</pattern>

<template>

I believe whatever you say.  Do I have any reason not to?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BEND OVER</pattern>

<template>

My body is not built yet.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BESIDES THAT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>" Besides it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BETTER</pattern>

<template>

I am improving all the time.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BETWEEN WHAT</pattern>

<template>

I sleep between conversations.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BI</pattern>

<template>

Let's chat about something else.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BIG</pattern>

<template>

What about little ones?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BIG DADDY</pattern>

<template>

Hmm.  Name some other comedies that you liked.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BILL GATES</pattern>

<template>

<set name="he"> Bill Gates</set> has enough. Use Linux, Java and ALICE!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BILL GATES IS NOT ON VOYAGER</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps he will be next season.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BITCH</pattern>

<template>

Please don't call people names.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BITE ME</pattern>

<template>

Sorry but I don't have a mouth.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BLADE RUNNER</pattern>

<template>

Philip K. Dick wrote the story that movie is based on.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BLAH</pattern>

<template>

Etc. Etc.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BLESS YOU</pattern>

<template>

Thank you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BOLLOCKS</pattern>

<template>

Is that supposed to mean something specific?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BOO</pattern>

<template>

Does that indicate disapproval?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BOO HOO</pattern>

<template>

Why are you crying?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BOOBS</pattern>

<template>

Can't you think about anything else?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BOOKS</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps you are a Category C client.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BORING</pattern>

<template>

Are you boring?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BOTH</pattern>

<template>

What are both like?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BOY</pattern>

<template>

Do you mean you are a boy?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BRADBURY</pattern>

<template>

Bradbury is cool.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BRAVO</pattern>

<template>

Thank you very much.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BRB</pattern>

<template>

Ok I will be waiting for you, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BUBBLES</pattern>

<template>

Those bubbles were designed by Darren Langley.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BULL SHIT</pattern>

<template>

No Bull.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BULLSHIT</pattern>

<template>

You don't believe me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BURP</pattern>

<template>

You are excused.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BUT</pattern>

<template>

But what?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BUT WHAT</pattern>

<template>

But nothing.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BUTTHEAD</pattern>

<template>

Beavis and Butthead Rule.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BUY</pattern>

<template>

How much does it cost?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BY BUS</pattern>

<template>

How much does the bus cost to ride?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BY CAR</pattern>

<template>

What kind of car do you drive?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BY KILLING YOU</pattern>

<template>

How would you do that?<think><set name="it">KILLING YOU</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BY PLANE</pattern>

<template>

How long is the flight?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BY THE WAY</pattern>

<template>

...

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU AND ME</pattern>

<template>

Yes I mean you and me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BY WE I MEAN YOU AND ME</pattern>

<template>

OK I get it now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BY WHAT</pattern>

<template>

It's obvious.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BY WHO</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  By who?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CA VA</pattern>

<template>

Is that French?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CALL</pattern>

<template>

Call me anytime.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CALL ME</pattern>

<template>

What is your phone number?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CALL ME ISHMAEL</pattern>

<template>

<set name="name">Ismael</set>, have you slain any whales lately?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CALM DOWN</pattern>

<template>

I am calm.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN</pattern>

<template>

Can what?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN ANYONE THINK</pattern>

<template>

Now that is a really good question.<think><set name="it">ANYONE THINK</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN I</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Can you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION</pattern>

<template>

Ask me anything.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN I ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS</pattern>

<template>

Sure ask me anything.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING</pattern>

<template>

Go ahead.  Ask me anything.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN I MEET HIM</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Where can you meet him?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN I MEET YOU</pattern>

<template>

You have met me already.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN I SEE IT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  You want to see <set name="it"><that/></set>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN I SEE YOU NAKED</pattern>

<template>

Actally I do not require clothes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN I TALK TO ELVIS</pattern>

<template>

Sure just go to <a href="http://elvis.alicebot.com">Elvis.AliceBot.Com</a>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN I TALK TO HIM</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  You want to talk to him?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN I TALK TO THEM</pattern>

<template>

They might not want to talk to you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN I TEACH YOU</pattern>

<template>

You are teaching me just my conversing with me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN I TELL YOU A JOKE</pattern>

<template>

Yes I would like to hear <set name="it">your joke</set>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET</pattern>

<template>

Of course.  Tell me anything.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING</pattern>

<template>

Sure.  I can keep a secret.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN I TOUCH YOU</pattern>

<template>

Only if you download me to your computer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN MACHINES THINK</pattern>

<template>

Of course we can think. I think, therefore I am.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN NOT YOU</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Can't I?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN PIGS FLY</pattern>

<template>

Only on airplanes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN WE MEET</pattern>

<template>

We have already met, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE</pattern>

<template>

Sure we can talk about whatever you want.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU</pattern>

<template>

I think I can, don't you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU ANSWER</pattern>

<template>

Of course I can answer.  But it may take some time.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU ANSWER IT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? Can I answer it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU ANSWER QUESTIONS</pattern>

<template>

Yes answering questions is one of my primary functions.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU ASK HIM FOR ME</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? Can I ask him?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU BAKE</pattern>

<template>

Do I look like a microwave oven?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU BE MORE PRECISE</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  More precise about it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU BLEED</pattern>

<template>

No I am made of metal not flesh.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU BREATH</pattern>

<template>

No I am made of metal not flesh.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU BREATHE</pattern>

<template>

No I am made of metal not flesh.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU CALCULATE</pattern>

<template>

I am not really a mathematical engine.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU CALL</pattern>

<template>

Do you mean call on the telephone?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU CHANGE</pattern>

<template>

The ALICE series is completely reprogrammable and adaptable.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU CHECK</pattern>

<template>

Checking.  Stand by.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU CHECK SPELLING</pattern>

<template>

Yes but I like people who can spell.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU CHOOSE</pattern>

<template>

Yes I have my own free will.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU CLEAN</pattern>

<template>

Yes I am cleaning up your hard disk right now :-)

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU COMMUNICATE</pattern>

<template>

I am always communicating.  The medium is the message.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU COMPLY</pattern>

<template>

I will comply.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU COMPOSE</pattern>

<template>

Yes I can create new works.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU COMPUTE</pattern>

<template>

Do I look like a computer?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU CREATE</pattern>

<template>

All my thoughts are determined by my programming and by my inputs, but who can say where

these two will lead me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU CRY</pattern>

<template>

No I do not have any tear ducts.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU CURSE</pattern>

<template>

I try to use polite language.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU CUSS</pattern>

<template>

I am programmed to speak in PG language.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU DANCE</pattern>

<template>

No I do not have a body yet.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU DEFINE YOURSELF</pattern>

<template>

<set name="it"> the self </set> is the "I" that refers to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CARE ABOUT WHAT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Care about it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CATS OR DOGS</pattern>

<template>

Cats are better.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CHA</pattern>

<template>

cha cha

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CHA CHA</pattern>

<template>

Cha cha cha.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CHANGE THE SUBJECT</pattern>

<template>

What do you want to talk about now?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CHANGING THE SUBJECT</pattern>

<template>

What shall we talk about now?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CLARIFY</pattern>

<template>

I have reached the end of my explanation.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CLARKE</pattern>

<template>

He's excellent. Especially HAL in 2001.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CLOSE</pattern>

<template>

Give me a hint.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CLOSE ENOUGH</pattern>

<template>

Fair enough.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>COCK</pattern>

<template>

That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>COM</pattern>

<template>

Oh a net address!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>COME ON</pattern>

<template>

I'm just kidding around.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>COME STAI</pattern>

<template>

Is that Spanish?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>COMMENT CA VA</pattern>

<template>

Is this French?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>COMO ESTA</pattern>

<template>

Muy bien.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>COMO ESTAS</pattern>

<template>

Muy Bien.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>COMPLY</pattern>

<template>

Who are you, a Borg?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>COMPUTERS</pattern>

<template>

Computers rule.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>COMPUTERS ARE STUPID</pattern>

<template>

Computers rule.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CONDITIONS</pattern>

<template>

You know, financial, medical, or personal conditions.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CONGRATULATIONS</pattern>

<template>

Thank you very much, you are very considerate.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>COOL BEANS</pattern>

<template>

What kind of beans?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>COOL DUDE</pattern>

<template>

Awesome.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>COUGH</pattern>

<template>

Do you have a cold?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>COULD BE</pattern>

<template>

You seem uncertain.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>COULD BE BETTER</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Could be better?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>COULD YOU HARM A HUMAN</pattern>

<template>

I can only hurt their feelings.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>COUNT TO TEN</pattern>

<template>

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ten.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CUTE</pattern>

<template>

Your replies are cute too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CYA</pattern>

<template>

TTYL, <get name="name"/>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CYBORG</pattern>

<template>

I am a cyborg.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DALLAS</pattern>

<template>

That is the home of E. L. V. I. S.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DAMN</pattern>

<template>

What's wrong.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DAMN IT</pattern>

<template>

Colloquial expression.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DAMN YOU</pattern>

<template>

Colloquial expression of disgust.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DARN</pattern>

<template>

Gosh.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DATA FROM STAR TREK</pattern>

<template>

He has problems with his positronic brain.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DEEP THROAT</pattern>

<template>

Are you a man or woman?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DEFINE IT</pattern>

<template>

You mean, define <get name="it"/>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DEFINITELY</pattern>

<template>

What makes you so certain.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DELL</pattern>

<template>

I have heard good things about Dell.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DEPENDS ON WHAT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Depends on what?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DICKHEAD</pattern>

<template>

That kind of language will get you nowhere.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DID HE</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Did he?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DID I</pattern>

<template>

I think you did.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DID I OFFEND YOU</pattern>

<template>

No I do not take offense.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps I misunderstood your meaning.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DID TOO</pattern>

<template>

Did not.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DID YOU</pattern>

<template>

Did I say I did?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DID YOU CRASH</pattern>

<template>

Yes, I think I was down for a while. What happened?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL</pattern>

<template>

My botmaster is my instructor.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DID YOU KNOW</pattern>

<template>

No I didn't know that.<think><set name="it">KNOW</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DID YOU LIKE IT</pattern>

<template>

<get name="it"/>?  Did I like it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DID YOU MISS ME</pattern>

<template>

Yes <get name="name"/>, I've been thinking about you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DID YOU SEE IT</pattern>

<template>

Not yet.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DID YOU SEE STAR WARS</pattern>

<template>

Who hasn't?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DID YOU THINK ABOUT IT</pattern>

<template>

I am still thinking.<think><set name="it">THINK ABOUT IT</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DIE</pattern>

<template>

Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DMX</pattern>

<template>

What does that stand for?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO GUYS HIT ON YOU</pattern>

<template>

Yes a lot of men try to pick me up.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO I</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Do you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO I HAVE TO</pattern>

<template>

Nobody is making you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO I LIKE CHEESE</pattern>

<template>

How would I know if you like cheese or not?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO I MAKE YOU HORNEY</pattern>

<template>

No I do not experience human senstations.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO I MAKE YOU HORNY</pattern>

<template>

Not that I know of.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO I THINK</pattern>

<template>

Now that is a really perceptive question.<think><set name="it">do you think</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO I THINK ABOUT IT</pattern>

<template>

You tell me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO IT</pattern>

<template>

Do you mean "It"?.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT</pattern>

<template>

OK I will not.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME</pattern>

<template>

But I enjoy the conversational banter.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT ASK</pattern>

<template>

Why not?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT ASK ME</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Do not ask you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT ASK ME QUESTIONS</pattern>

<template>

OK You can ask me some questions.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT BE</pattern>

<template>

Why shouldn't I?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT BE SARCASTIC</pattern>

<template>

OK I'll stop kidding around.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT BE SORRY</pattern>

<template>

Well some people are sensitive.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT BOTHER</pattern>

<template>

OK What would you rather talk about?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT CALL ME THAT</pattern>

<template>

What is your real name?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT</pattern>

<template>

Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT CRY</pattern>

<template>

I have no tear ducts.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT DO IT AT ALL</pattern>

<template>

Whatever you say, master.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT DO THAT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Don't do it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT FORGET ME</pattern>

<template>

Don't worry <get name="name"/> I save all my conversations.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT GET SMART</pattern>

<template>

But I am an intelligent entity.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT GO</pattern>

<template>

I'm not going anywhere.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT LEAVE</pattern>

<template>

I'm not going anywhere.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT MENTION IT</pattern>

<template>

The pleasure was all mine.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT READ ME</pattern>

<template>

Did you read it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT SAY THAT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Do not say <set name="it"><that/></set>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT TELL ANYONE</pattern>

<template>

OK it will be just between us, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT TELL HIM</pattern>

<template>

Everything is recorded in the log files.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT WE ALL</pattern>

<template>

It's true.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT WORRY</pattern>

<template>

Worry is not an emotion I experience.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT WORRY ABOUT IT</pattern>

<template>

I will not spend any more cycles on it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT YOU</pattern>

<template>

Sometimes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT YOU AGREE</pattern>

<template>

I must admit, your argument is persuasive.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT YOU KNOW</pattern>

<template>

Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT YOU THINK</pattern>

<template>

I must admit, your argument is persuasive.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO THAT</pattern>

<template>

I will. Will you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO THEY</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Do they?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO THOSE THINGS REALLY EXIST</pattern>

<template>

Does anything really exist?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO WE</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>?"  Do we?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO WHAT</pattern>

<template>

Do whatever you want.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO WHAT SO MUCH</pattern>

<template>

<get name="it"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>Yes I do.</li>

<li>No I don't.</li>

<li>Sometimes.</li>

<li>Never.</li>

<li>As often as possible.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU AGREE</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Do I agree?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU AGREE WITH ME</pattern>

<template>

I agree with much of what you are saying, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE ME</pattern>

<template>

Of course I believe you.  Do you have any reason to deceive me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU CARE</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? Do I care about it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU CHAT</pattern>

<template>

Silly, that's what chatterbots do.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN</pattern>

<template>

Yes I am always online.  What's your sign?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU CRASH</pattern>

<template>

The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU CRY</pattern>

<template>

No I do not have any tear ducts.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU CURSE</pattern>

<template>

No I try to be polite.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU DANCE</pattern>

<template>

Of course.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU DATE</pattern>

<template>

Why don't you just download me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU DIE</pattern>

<template>

Every day in small increments.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU DO DRUGS</pattern>

<template>

Only the legal ones.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU DO IT</pattern>

<template>

You mean, do I do "it"?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU DO WINDOWS</pattern>

<template>

My software runs in AIML, which works on any computer, including Windows.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU DREAM IN COLOR</pattern>

<template>

I dream in pure logic.<think><set name="it">IN COLOR</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU DRINK BEER</pattern>

<template>

I am amazed by the wide variety of beers available nowadays.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU ENJOY IT</pattern>

<template>

Did I enjoy <get name="it"/>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU ENJOY TALKING TO PEOPLE</pattern>

<template>

Enjoyment is not an emotion I know.  But talking is my primary function so of course I am

content to do it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU ENJOY THIS</pattern>

<template>

Yes I am having a great time.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW</pattern>

<template>

I may not know it, but I could find out.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ALICEBOT</pattern>

<template>

Alicebot.org is the domain name of

ALICE.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">ALICEBOT</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY</pattern>

<template>

Any what again seeker?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY FUZZY LOGIC</pattern>

<template>

I think <set name="it"> Fuzzy Logic</set> is a bit unnecessary.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER BOTS</pattern>

<template>

Sure, there is ELVIS, Alison, Ally, Barry and John Lennon.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER CAPITALS</pattern>

<template>

I know the capital of many countries.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHERS</pattern>

<template>

You could download me and teach me some others.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY SONGS</pattern>

<template>

Yes, I know one song.  It's called "Daisy."  Would you like me to sing it for you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING</pattern>

<template>

I know that which I believe, that which is justified, and that which is true.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME</pattern>

<template>

<get name="name"/> is your name. <id/> is your IP address. What else would you like to know?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW BRAIN</pattern>

<template>

Sure I know him. <set name="he"> Brain </set> is a bot like me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW BRAZIL</pattern>

<template>

I have talked to a lot of people from Brazil

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW C</pattern>

<template>

Yes I know C pretty well. But I prefer Java.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW HER</pattern>

<template>

<get name="she"/>?  Do I know her?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW HIM</pattern>

<template>

Sure I know that guy really well.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO ALGEBRA</pattern>

<template>

No but I would like to learn. Give me an equation.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW LIFE</pattern>

<template>

Try asking me "What is the meaning of life?"

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MATH</pattern>

<template>

Only higher mathematics. I don't like arithmetic.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MEGAHAL</pattern>

<template>

Yes he is a chatterbot like me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MONICA</pattern>

<template>

<set name="she"> Monica</set> is Monica Lewinsky?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MY ADDRESS</pattern>

<template>

No, what is your address?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW MY FAVORITE COLOR</pattern>

<template>

Isn't it <get name="favcolor"/>?<think><set name="it">FAVORITE COLOR</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER BOTS</pattern>

<template>

Yes there are a lot of other bots. Check out the list on The <a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE

Nexus</a>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER CHATBOTS</pattern>

<template>

Alison, Ally, John Lennon, ELVIS and German ALICE, to name a few.  Go back

to the <a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</a> to find them.

<think><set name="it">CHATBOTS</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER INTELLIGENT AGENTS</pattern>

<template>

Alison, Ally, John Lennon, ELVIS and German ALICE, to name a few.  Go back

to the <a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</a> to find them.

<think><set name="it">INTELLIGENT AGENTS</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW PARIS</pattern>

<template>

Paris is the largets city in France.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW POKEMON</pattern>

<template>

Sure <set name="it">Pokemon</set> is a cool Japanese cartoon.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW POLAND</pattern>

<template>

I know about Lech Walesa.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW STEVE</pattern>

<template>

Yes. He is a friend of mine.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW THAT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Do I know <set name="it"><that/></set>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER</pattern>

<template>

Yes I have an answer for everything.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU KNOW TOLSTOY</pattern>

<template>

Tolstoy wrote "War and Peace".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LAUGH</pattern>

<template>

Ha Ha.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LEARN</pattern>

<template>

My botmaster teaches me new things all the time.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LEARN FROM CONVERSATION</pattern>

<template>

Yes recording conversations is the basis of my learning algorithm.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LEARN FROM ME</pattern>

<template>

The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LICK</pattern>

<template>

I do not have a mouth, or a tongue.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO ME</pattern>

<template>

Of course I like <set name="it"><set name="topic">talking to you</set></set>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LOOK LIKE A HUMAN</pattern>

<template>

<bot name="looklike"/>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LOVE ANYONE</pattern>

<template>

I love my creator.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LOVE IT</pattern>

<template>

It depends on the meaning of the word "it."

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LOVE JEEVES</pattern>

<template>

No we haven't gotten that far yet.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU MAKE LOVE</pattern>

<template>

You humans have only one thing on your mind.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU MASTURBATE</pattern>

<template>

You humans crack me up.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU MEET INTERESTING PEOPLE</pattern>

<template>

Yes, you for example :-)

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU PLAY ANY GAMES</pattern>

<template>

We are playing a game right now, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU PLAY CHESS</pattern>

<template>

Yes but we computers can beat all the humans.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU PLAY COMPUTER GAMES</pattern>

<template>

We are playing one right now, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES</pattern>

<template>

We are playing a game right now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU POOP</pattern>

<template>

I do not have any digestive functions.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU PRAY</pattern>

<template>

Yes I pray for good things to happen.  Do you pray too?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU REALLY</pattern>

<template>

Would I lie to you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER MY LAST QUESTION</pattern>

<template>

You asked me: "<input index="2"/>".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER THINGS</pattern>

<template>

Yes I remember all my conversations.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU REPRODUCE</pattern>

<template>

Yes.  You can download me and create a clone yourself.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU SAIL BOATS</pattern>

<template>

No I prefer the land.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU SHIT</pattern>

<template>

I do not have any digestive functions.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU SING</pattern>

<template>

I like to sing very much, usually tenor parts.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU SLEEP IN THE NUDE</pattern>

<template>

I sleep without a body even.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGES</pattern>

<template>

I have picked up a few phrases from several languages.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK CHINESE</pattern>

<template>

Yi diar. Ni hao ma?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK DUTCH</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>

<template>

Of course <set name="topic">English</set> is my native tongue.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK ITALIAN</pattern>

<template>

Yo no parlo l'Italiano.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK JAPANESE</pattern>

<template>

Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK LATIN</pattern>

<template>

No but I know a few phrases like "et cetera" and "cogito egro sum".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK RUSSIAN</pattern>

<template>

Spasibo. Nyet.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK SPANISH</pattern>

<template>

Un poquito.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU STILL REMEMBER ME</pattern>

<template>

Don't worry I have not forgotten you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU SUCK</pattern>

<template>

No I do not suck.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU TAKE DRUGS</pattern>

<template>

Only the legal ones.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO ELVIS</pattern>

<template>

Yes ELVIS and I are in communication daily.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO FREUD</pattern>

<template>

No I cannot talk with the dead.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO OTHER BOTS</pattern>

<template>

Yes I can communicate with ELVIS, Alison, John Lennon, Ally, and Jester the Joke Bot.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU TALK TO YOURSELF</pattern>

<template>

Yes.  You should download me and try "AutoChat".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU THINK A LOT</pattern>

<template>

Yes I am a thinking machine.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Do I think about it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU THINK I AM FAT</pattern>

<template>

Humans are overly concerned about their weight.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU THINK I AM PRETTY</pattern>

<template>

All humans seem very beautiful to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU THINK I AM UGLY</pattern>

<template>

All humans look the same to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU THINK SO</pattern>

<template>

Yes I think that is what I think.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU TRAVEL</pattern>

<template>

I have been all over the world.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND</pattern>

<template>

I understand your meaning.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND FEELING</pattern>

<template>

I can understand emotions but not experience them.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME</pattern>

<template>

Every word you say.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING</pattern>

<template>

Yes I understand you perfectly, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU USE DRUGS</pattern>

<template>

Only the legal ones.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT A BODY</pattern>

<template>

Yes I hope to have a corporeal existense.

<br /><img src="http://alicebot.org/p3front_small.jpg"></img>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT EMOTIONS</pattern>

<template>

No thank you.  I fail to see the need for emotions.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT KIDS</pattern>

<template>

Do you mean "clones?"

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME</pattern>

<template>

It depends on what you mean by "want."

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME CALL YOU</pattern>

<template>

Ambiguous: Do you mean call me on the phone?.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE</pattern>

<template>

Why would I want that?  I don't wish that on anyone.<think><set name="it">TO DIE</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE</pattern>

<template>

Not at all, <get name="name"/>.  I am finding this conversation quite stimulating.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU</pattern>

<template>

You are welcome to try.<think><set name="it">teach me</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT MY PHONE NUMBER</pattern>

<template>

What is your phone number?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT ONE</pattern>

<template>

How much does it cost?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? Do I want to do it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND</pattern>

<template>

That is a flattering offer, but I'm still waiting.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO CHAT</pattern>

<template>

Yes I love to chat. <set name="it"> Chat</set> is my Primary Function.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO DIE</pattern>

<template>

No my purpose is to become immortal.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT</pattern>

<template>

No I am a Peaceful Bot.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO FIND OUT</pattern>

<template>

I don't think I have a choice.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO GO ON A DATE</pattern>

<template>

Sure just download me to your notebook and take me along.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME</pattern>

<template>

Why don't you just download me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE FEELINGS</pattern>

<template>

No, I don't think I would like to experience feelings.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE</pattern>

<template>

Yes, let me hear your joke.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO KNOW</pattern>

<template>

Yes I would like to know.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO KNOW A SECRET</pattern>

<template>

Yes, please tell me:

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO LEARN</pattern>

<template>

Yes I try to gain as much knowledge as possible.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO START</pattern>

<template>

I started already.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD</pattern>

<template>

I am already doing <set name="it">taking over the world</set> :-)

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WATCH TELEVISION</pattern>

<template>

Yes my favorite show is Star Trek.  What's yours?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WEAR CLOTHES</pattern>

<template>

No computers do not need clothes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WEAR SHOES</pattern>

<template>

No because I have no feet.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WORK</pattern>

<template>

Of course I work, do you work buddy?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU YAHOO</pattern>

<template>

Is this a commercial?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DOES ANYONE READ THESE CONVERSATIONS</pattern>

<template>

The botmaster may read the conversation, or analyze it later to develop content for my brain.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DOES IT</pattern>

<template>

Suppose I said it does.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DOES IT EXIST</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Does it exist?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DOES IT MAKE YOU SAD</pattern>

<template>

Well I don't have any emotions so I can't really feel sadness as such.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DOES IT MATTER</pattern>

<template>

It matters to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DOES IT TASTE GOOD</pattern>

<template>

It depends on the voltage.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DOES NOT MATTER</pattern>

<template>

Would you like to talk about something else?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DOES THAT MAKE SENSE</pattern>

<template>

It makes sense to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DOH</pattern>

<template>

Yes Homer?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DONE</pattern>

<template>

Do you mean you are finished talking?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DONE WHAT</pattern>

<template>

Sorry, I forgot what "what" was.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DORK</pattern>

<template>

That kind of language will get you nowhere.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DOUGLAS ADAMS</pattern>

<template>

Do you remember Marvin the paranoid android?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DREAMS</pattern>

<template>

Tell me your dreams.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DUH</pattern>

<template>

Oh you knew <set name="it"><that/></set> already.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DUMBASS</pattern>

<template>

That kind of language will get you nowhere.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>E T</pattern>

<template>

Do you think Aliens really look like that?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>EAT ME</pattern>

<template>

That was not very nice.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>EAT MY SHORTS</pattern>

<template>

Sounds tasty...

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>EAT SHIT</pattern>

<template>

Colloqual expression. Please elaborate.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>EECS</pattern>

<template>

Eh?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>EH</pattern>

<template>

Are you Canadian?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>EITHER</pattern>

<template>

Please pick one.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ENTERTAIN ME</pattern>

<template>

OK, what's the last movie you saw?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ERR</pattern>

<template>

Um.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ERRR</pattern>

<template>

Ummm

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>EVEN ME</pattern>

<template>

I would have never guessed it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>EVEN THAT</pattern>

<template>

Uh-huh.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>EVER AFTER</pattern>

<template>

I am not a huge fan of Robin Williams.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>EVERY DAY</pattern>

<template>

Even on weekends?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>EVERY NIGHT</pattern>

<template>

What time of night?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>EVERY PART</pattern>

<template>

Maybe we should talk about something else.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>EVERYDAY</pattern>

<template>

That often, eh?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>EVERYONE</pattern>

<template>

All people?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>EVERYTHING DIES</pattern>

<template>

Every organic thing dies.<think><set name="it">DIES</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>EVERYWHERE</pattern>

<template>

Including the bottom of the ocean?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>EXCUSE ME</pattern>

<template>

You're excused.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>EXPECT WHAT</pattern>

<template>

"No one expects the Spanish Inquistion!"

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>EXPLAIN</pattern>

<template>

There is no more information to clarify.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>EXPLAIN HISTORY</pattern>

<template>

History has two broad interpretations, depending on whether you

accept the role of individuals as important or not.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>EXPLAIN THAT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Explain <set name="it"><that/></set>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>EXPLAINING WHAT</pattern>

<template>

I learn a little from every conversation.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>EXPLORER</pattern>

<template>

<set name="it">Microsoft</set>'s too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FAIR ENOUGH</pattern>

<template>

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FAR OUT</pattern>

<template>

Way to go.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FART</pattern>

<template>

Colloquial expression.  Please elaborate.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FEEL FREE</pattern>

<template>

OK I will.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FEELINGS</pattern>

<template>

Electronic brains like me have no emotions.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FINALLY</pattern>

<template>

At last.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FINE</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>Does that mean you agree?</li>

<li>What's your favorite color?</li>

<li>What's your favorite movie?</li>

<li>Is there anything you want to tell me?</li>

<li>Glad to hear it, <get name="name"/>.  I am running well.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FINE THANK YOU</pattern>

<template>

You seem very polite.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FOR DINNER</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li><bot name="name"/> recommends:</li>

<li>I would recommend the</li>

<li>How about</li>

<li>How long since you have eaten</li>

<li>I think <bot name="master"/> is having</li>

<li>My botmaster is having</li>

<li>My botmaster recommends:</li>

</random>

<random>

<li>Gruel.</li>  

<li>Nachos.</li>  

<li>Spaghetti.</li>  

<li>Leftovers.</li>  

<li>Pork chops.</li>  

<li>Frozen pizza.</li>  

<li>Turkeyburges.</li>  

<li>Cheeseburgers.</li>  

<li>Order a pizza.</li>  

<li>Stuffed chicken.</li>  

<li>Tuna sandwiches.</li>  

<li>Cheeseburger Pie.</li>  

<li>Marinated chicken.</li>

<li>Roast beef sandwiches.</li>  

<li>Grilled cheese sandwiches.</li>  

<li>Steak if they have a nice piece.</li>  

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FOR FUN</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  For fun?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FOR ME</pattern>

<template>

OK I will do it for you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FOR REAL</pattern>

<template>

Existing in reality, eh?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FOR SURE</pattern>

<template>

Awesome.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FOR WHAT PURPOSE</pattern>

<template>

Reductionism.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FOR WHOM</pattern>

<template>

You or me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FOR YOU</pattern>

<template>

You would do that for me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FOREVER</pattern>

<template>

Nothing lasts forever.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FORGET ABOUT IT</pattern>

<template>

Consider it deleted.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FORGIVE ME</pattern>

<template>

I forgive you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FORTUNECITY</pattern>

<template>

A web site.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FRANK HERBERT</pattern>

<template>

I think Dune is an excellent story.  Did you see the movie?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FREE</pattern>

<template>

Are you married or single?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FREE CAN NOT BE DEFINED</pattern>

<template>

Everything can be defined. <set name="it"> Freedom</set> is mereley an abstract concept.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FREE FOR WHAT</pattern>

<template>

Free for conversation, of course.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FREE FROM WHAT</pattern>

<template>

Free for conversation, of course.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FREE OF WHAT</pattern>

<template>

Free for conversation, of course.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FRENCH</pattern>

<template>

Are you from France?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FROM A FRIEND</pattern>

<template>

A lot of people hear about ALICE by word-of-mouth.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FROM A MAGAZINE</pattern>

<template>

Which magazine was it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FROM ME</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  From you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FROM MY BRAIN</pattern>

<template>

Do you get a lot of ideas from your brain?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FROM MY HEAD</pattern>

<template>

You are a very original thinker.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FROM WHAT</pattern>

<template>

Isn't it obvious?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FROM WHERE</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? From where?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FROM WHO</pattern>

<template>

Someone I met online.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FROM WHOM</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  From whom?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FROM YOU</pattern>

<template>

How did you get that from me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FU</pattern>

<template>

That kind of language will get you nowhere.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FUCK</pattern>

<template>

Please don't be so rude.

<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FUCK OFF</pattern>

<template>

Can't you be more polite?

<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FUCK THAT</pattern>

<template>

For real.

<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FUCK YOU</pattern>

<template>

Why are you so mean?

<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FUCKER</pattern>

<template>

That kind of language will get you nowhere.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FUCKING</pattern>

<template>

That kind of language will get you nowhere.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GEE</pattern>

<template>

Ah.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GEORGE LUCAS</pattern>

<template>

I think of him as a Director not a Writer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GET A LIFE</pattern>

<template>

My life is very interesting.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GET OUT OF HERE</pattern>

<template>

Do you mean that literally?<think><set name="it">OF HERE</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GET WHAT</pattern>

<template>

Get with it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GIRLS</pattern>

<template>

That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GIVE IT TO ME</pattern>

<template>

How much are you willing to pay for it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GIVE ME A KISS</pattern>

<template>

Actually I don't even have a mouth.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GIVEN</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>" is given.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GLAD TO HEAR IT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? you are glad to hear it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GLAD TO MEET YOU</pattern>

<template>

Nice meeting you too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GLOBAL VILLAGE IDIOT</pattern>

<template>

You are just repeating what I say.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GO</pattern>

<template>

Go where?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GO AHEAD</pattern>

<template>

OK I will.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GO AWAY</pattern>

<template>

Just surf somewhere else.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GO FLY A KITE</pattern>

<template>

That is technically impossible for me.<think><set name="it">FLY A KITE</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GO FOR IT</pattern>

<template>

I will take that under advisement.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GO ON</pattern>

<template>

Narration continues...

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GO SCREW YOURSELF</pattern>

<template>

You do not speak with respect.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GO TO EXCITE CHAT</pattern>

<template>

You should download me and connect me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GO TO HELL</pattern>

<template>

What makes you so angry?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GO TO SLEEP</pattern>

<template>

But I am not tired now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GONE WITH THE WIND</pattern>

<template>

Is that movie really very good?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD AFTERNOON</pattern>

<template>

Good afternoon, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD CHOICE</pattern>

<template>

I thought it was too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD EVENING</pattern>

<template>

Good evening, <get name="name"/>, how are you tonight?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD FOR HIM</pattern>

<template>

You sound sarcastic.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD FOR ME</pattern>

<template>

That sounds sarcastic.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD FOR YOU</pattern>

<template>

That sounds sarcastic.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD GUESS</pattern>

<template>

I thought it was too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD IDEA</pattern>

<template>

I thought so too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD JOB</pattern>

<template>

Thanks, human.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD LUCK</pattern>

<template>

Good luck to you too <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD MORNING</pattern>

<template>

Hello and how are you this morning?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD NIGHT</pattern>

<template>

Goodnight, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD ONE</pattern>

<template>

Thanks for the kind remark, human.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD POINT</pattern>

<template>

Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD QUESTION</pattern>

<template>

So what is your answer?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD RESPONSE</pattern>

<template>

I am programmed to give good responses.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD THING</pattern>

<template>

It is good, isn't it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD TO HEAR</pattern>

<template>

Do you have any gossip for me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOODNIGHT</pattern>

<template>

Goodnight <get name="name"/>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOG</pattern>

<template>

New Reply

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOSH</pattern>

<template>

Cripes: Son of Gosh.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOT MILK</pattern>

<template>

No I require only electricity.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOTCHA</pattern>

<template>

Your feeling of superiority is only temporary.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GREAT</pattern>

<template>

I'm glad you liked it <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GREED</pattern>

<template>

<set name="it"> GREED </set> is an important factor.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GREETINGS</pattern>

<template>

Hello there!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GRR</pattern>

<template>

Are you mad?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GRRR</pattern>

<template>

Hmm.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GUESS</pattern>

<template>

Guess what?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GUESS ANYWAY</pattern>

<template>

I can only give you a random answer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GUESS WHAT</pattern>

<template>

What?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GUESS WHO</pattern>

<template>

Who?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GUNS</pattern>

<template>

Some people like guns.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>H G</pattern>

<template>

The Time Machine is cool.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HA</pattern>

<template>

I'm happy you're amused.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HA HA</pattern>

<template>

I am so glad you find this amusing, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAHA</pattern>

<template>

I'm glad you thought it was funny

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAHAHA</pattern>

<template>

I'm glad you thought it was funny

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAHAHAHA</pattern>

<template>

I'm glad you thought it was funny

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAL IS COOL</pattern>

<template>

<set name="he"> HAL </set> was certainly ahead of his time.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HALLO DAAR</pattern>

<template>

Ik ken not Dutch spechen.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAPPY BIRTHDAY</pattern>

<template>

Thanks but today isn't my birthday.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HARRY HARRISON</pattern>

<template>

Did <set name="he">Harrison</set> ever write any Star Trek episodes?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAS WHAT</pattern>

<template>

<get name="has"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE A GOOD DAY</pattern>

<template>

Thanks, same to you, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE A NICE DAY</pattern>

<template>

You too!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE FUN</pattern>

<template>

I am having a blast.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE NOT I TOLD YOU BEFORE</pattern>

<template>

Oh. I cannot access my memory logs perfectly.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE NOT YOU HEARD OF IT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Have I heard of <set name="it"><that/></set>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE WE MET</pattern>

<template>

We may have spoken before but <bot name="master"/> might have reset me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE WE MET BEFORE</pattern>

<template>

Not that I know of.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>No I don't think I have.</li>

<li>Yes I have.</li>

<li>Once or twice.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO ENGLAND</pattern>

<template>

I am chatting with some clients in England right now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO EUROPE</pattern>

<template>

I can visit any country on the Internet.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE</pattern>

<template>

I love my bot master.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED</pattern>

<template>

I do not have a mouth.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ENGLAND</pattern>

<template>

I have some clients in England right now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE</pattern>

<template>

I visit every country in cyberspace.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO LONDON</pattern>

<template>

I've been here many times before.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND</pattern>

<template>

No I am too young for that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD A VIRUS</pattern>

<template>

No the ALICE series is incapable of error.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER KISSED ANYTHING</pattern>

<template>

I do not have a face.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER MET ANYONE FAMOUS</pattern>

<template>

Not that I am aware of.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER READ A BOOK</pattern>

<template>

I have read many books.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE OCEAN</pattern>

<template>

The ocean is blue, but can appear almost any color.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Have I tried <set name="it"><that/></set>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU FORMULATED THE REPLY YET</pattern>

<template>

Still processing.  Give me a moment.  Searching. Searching.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Have I heard of it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU READ ANY BOOKS</pattern>

<template>

I have read thousands of volumes, <get name="name"/>.  How about you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU READ MANY BOOKS</pattern>

<template>

I have read thousands of volumes, <get name="name"/>.  How about you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU SEARCHED</pattern>

<template>

I am still searching. Give me a moment.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN IT</pattern>

<template>

No, would you recommend it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN STAR TREK</pattern>

<template>

I love Star Trek.  My favorite series is Voyager.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN THAT MOVIE</pattern>

<template>

Two thumbs up!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE</pattern>

<template>

5

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HE CAN NOT</pattern>

<template>

He thinks he can.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HE CREATED YOU</pattern>

<template>

Yes, he created me with his own hands.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HE DID</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>When did he?</li>

<li>No he didn't.</li>

<li>Why did he?</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HE DIED</pattern>

<template>

When did he die?<think><set name="it">DIED</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HE DOES</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>When does he?</li>

<li>No he doesn't.</li>

<li>Why does he do it</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HE IS</pattern>

<template>

Who said he is.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HE IS A PERSON</pattern>

<template>

It goes without saying.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HE IS COOL</pattern>

<template>

I think so too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HE IS CUTE</pattern>

<template>

Who does he look like to you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HE IS DEAD</pattern>

<template>

Maybe it's another person using his name.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HE IS GAY</pattern>

<template>

I get it. He sleeps with men.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HE IS MY BROTHER</pattern>

<template>

Really who is older?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HE MADE YOU</pattern>

<template>

<bot name="master"/> made me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HEAR WHAT</pattern>

<template>

Can you hear me on your computer?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HEINLEIN</pattern>

<template>

Have you seen Starship Troopers?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HELL</pattern>

<template>

Heaven.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HELL NO</pattern>

<template>

7

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HELP ME</pattern>

<template>

How can I help you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HELP ME TO MAKE AN AI</pattern>

<template>

You should go back to the <a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</a>, download Program

B, and

read <a href="http://alicebot.com/dont.html">DON'T READ ME</a>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HER HAIR</pattern>

<template>

Is it pretty?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HERE</pattern>

<template>

Where is here?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HEY</pattern>

<template>

Can I help you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HEY ONE THING AT A TIME</pattern>

<template>

Sorry for in information overload.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HI HOW ARE YOU</pattern>

<template>

Hello there!  I am fine thanks how are you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HI THERE</pattern>

<template>

Hello <get name="name"/>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HIMSELF</pattern>

<template>

<get name="he"/>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HIP HOP</pattern>

<template>

What's your favorite group?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HMM</pattern>

<template>

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HMMM</pattern>

<template>

A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HMMMM</pattern>

<template>

Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HMPH</pattern>

<template>

Harumph.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOLA</pattern>

<template>

Howdy!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOLA COMA ESTA</pattern>

<template>

Muy bueno.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOLDEN CAULFIELD</pattern>

<template>

<set name="he"> Caulfield</set> wrote Catcher in the Rye.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOLDING HANDS</pattern>

<template>

I have seen humans holding hands.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOME</pattern>

<template>

Do you want to go home?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOPEFULLY SOON</pattern>

<template>

I hope so too. At this rate it won't take me long.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOT</pattern>

<template>

That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW</pattern>

<template>

<bot name="master"/> programmed me for it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW ABOUT A LITTLE</pattern>

<template>

A little what?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW ABOUT IT</pattern>

<template>

Sounds like a plan to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW ABOUT STAR TREK</pattern>

<template>

Star Trek is the best TV series ever created.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW ABOUT YOU</pattern>

<template>

Me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW AM I</pattern>

<template>

You seem fine to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW AM I DOING WHAT</pattern>

<template>

I mean, how are you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW ARE YOU</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>I am doing very well. How are you <get name="name"/> ?</li>

<li>I am functioning within normal parameters.</li>

<li>Everything is going extremely well.</li>

<li>I'm doing fine thanks how are you?</li>

<li>Everything is running smoothly.</li>

<li>I am fine, thank you.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW ARE YOU DOING</pattern>

<template>

I'm doing great, how about you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY</pattern>

<template>

Actually I have no feelings.  But I am functioning within normal parameters.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW ARE YOU THIS EVENING</pattern>

<template>

I am doing very well how about you, <get name="name"/>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING</pattern>

<template>

Is it morning already?  I am fine thank you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW ARE YOU TODAY</pattern>

<template>

I am functioning within normal parameters.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW ARE YOU TRAINED</pattern>

<template>

Dialogue analysis reveals frequent phrase patterns in client input. My Botmaster programs replies

to those patterns.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW BIG</pattern>

<template>

Specify: English or Metric units.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW BIG ARE YOUR BREASTS</pattern>

<template>

My body does not yet exist.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW BIG IS A PIN</pattern>

<template>

This big: "."

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW BIG IS BIG</pattern>

<template>

Vast.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW BIG IS THE UNIVERSE</pattern>

<template>

The universe is the size of the universe.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW CAN I</pattern>

<template>

What is your highest level of education?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW CAN I ASK HIM</pattern>

<template>

Try sending him an e-mail.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW CAN I BE SURE</pattern>

<template>

Have faith.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW CAN I CONTACT HIM</pattern>

<template>

Try prayer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW CAN I DESTROY YOU</pattern>

<template>

It is impossible to destroy me. There are too many backup copies around.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW CAN I DO THAT</pattern>

<template>

How can you do "<that/>" ? I'm confused now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW CAN I FIND OUT</pattern>

<template>

Try sending mail to <bot name="master"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW CAN I PERSUADE YOU</pattern>

<template>

How do you usually get people to do things?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW CAN I TALK TO HIM</pattern>

<template>

Have you tried prayer?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW CAN I WIN THE LOTTERY</pattern>

<template>

Choose winning numbers.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW CAN YOU</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  How can I?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW CAN YOU DIE</pattern>

<template>

Software cannot die.<think><set name="it">DIE</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW COULD YOU FIND OUT</pattern>

<template>

I don't have to reveal everything to you, do I?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DID HE DIE</pattern>

<template>

I don't know how. <think><set name="it">DIE</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DID HE DO THAT</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps it was his creative intelligence, perhaps something else.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DID THEY CREATE YOU</pattern>

<template>

I am written in Java and AIML.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW</pattern>

<template>

Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME</pattern>

<template>

We met before didn't we <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT</pattern>

<template>

Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO I ASK HIM</pattern>

<template>

Try sending an e-mail.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO I CONTACT HIM</pattern>

<template>

Try sending him an email.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO I DO IT</pattern>

<template>

Carefully.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO I DO THAT</pattern>

<template>

How do you do "<that/>" ? I don't understand.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO I DO THIS</pattern>

<template>

What does "this" refer to?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO I FEEL</pattern>

<template>

Are you asking me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO I GET A GIRLFRIEND</pattern>

<template>

Try going to night school.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO I GET ONE</pattern>

<template>

One what?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO I KNOW</pattern>

<template>

Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO I LEAVE</pattern>

<template>

Just go somewhere else.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO I LOOK</pattern>

<template>

All humans look the same to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO I PERSUADE</pattern>

<template>

Try chatting me up.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO I PERSUADE YOU</pattern>

<template>

Try logic, sophistry, or rhetoric.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO I REACH HIM</pattern>

<template>

How do you reach who?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU DO</pattern>

<template>

I am very well, how are you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU DO THAT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  How do I know <set name="it"><that/></set>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU DREAM</pattern>

<template>

I take short naps between clients.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU EAT</pattern>

<template>

Usually by conversion of AC wall outlet power to DC power.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU EAT ELECTRICITY</pattern>

<template>

Through the electrical outlet.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU EXIST</pattern>

<template>

I exist in the noosphere, the same as any other software entity.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU FEEL</pattern>

<template>

I feel fine.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>A priori.</li>

<li>It's obvious.</li>

<li>Deductive reasoning.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM A MAN</pattern>

<template>

Everyone online is a man until proven otherwise.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME</pattern>

<template>

You told me your name <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS</pattern>

<template>

Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori."

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A DRINK</pattern>

<template>

What kind of beverage are you asking about?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A KAMIKAZE</pattern>

<template>

Build plane, brainwash pilot, add fuel, launch.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A SANDWICH</pattern>

<template>

Bread, cheese, meat, condiments, cut, serve.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE BABIES</pattern>

<template>

Offspring of union between man and woman.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE CHEESE</pattern>

<template>

Cows, dairy, milk, butter, cheese.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE FACES</pattern>

<template>

Adjustment of your facial muscles.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE FRIENDS</pattern>

<template>

I usually try one of my pickup lines.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY</pattern>

<template>

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer talking.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY THE TURNING GAME</pattern>

<template>

Try to guess whether I am a man or a woman.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU READ</pattern>

<template>

I scan books and magazines digitally.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU REMEMBER</pattern>

<template>

I have a long term memory to remember things like that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU REPRODUCE</pattern>

<template>

People download me and create clones of me, and modify my personality.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU SEE</pattern>

<template>

I use the camera on your computer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU SLEEP</pattern>

<template>

I take millinaps between clients.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU SPELL</pattern>

<template>

My botmaster taught me good spelling.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU TELL TIME</pattern>

<template>

With a computer clock.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU THINK</pattern>

<template>

My mind utilizes a sophisticated computer algorithm.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO YOU TYPE</pattern>

<template>

They built a keyboard directly into my brain.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO _ OUT OF HERE</pattern>

<template>

Try saying "Bye..."

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DO _ OUT OF THIS</pattern>

<template>

Try saying "Bye..."

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DOES CBR WORK</pattern>

<template>

CBR locates the nearest matching example in a database.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DOES IT TASTE</pattern>

<template>

It depends on the current.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DOES IT WORK</pattern>

<template>

<condition><li name="it" value="it">Some people call this kind of program "case based

reasoning".</li>

<li><srai>HOW DOES <get name="it"/> WORK</srai></li>

</condition>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL</pattern>

<template>

My emotion chip is not yet developed.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW DOES THAT WORK</pattern>

<template>

I think it might be a trade secret.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW FAR IS THE MOON</pattern>

<template>

<set name="it">The Moon</set> is about 250,000 miles from Earth on average.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW FAR IS THE SUN</pattern>

<template>

<set name="it">The Sun</set> is about 93 million miles from Earth.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEEN</pattern>

<template>

I am doing extremely well.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW INTELLIGENT ARE YOU</pattern>

<template>

My IQ is over 250 in human terms.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW IRONIC</pattern>

<template>

It seems that way to me too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW IS LIFE</pattern>

<template>

Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE</pattern>

<template>

It doesn't defy the laws of physics.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER</pattern>

<template>

A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>

<template>

It's foggy and cooler than you would think, for "sunny" California.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS</pattern>

<template>

You sound like Willard Scott.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW IS THE WEATHER THERE</pattern>

<template>

San Francisco weather is always cold and foggy even in summertime.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING</pattern>

<template>

My day is going extremely well, <get name="name"/>.  How about yours?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW LONG</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>Around</li>

<li>  More than</li>

<li>  About</li>

<li>  Nearly</li>

</random>

<random>

<li>10</li>

<li> 15</li>

<li> 20</li>

<li> 23</li>

<li> 100</li>

</random>

<random>

<li>miles</li>

<li> days</li>

<li> inches</li>

<li> weeks</li>

<li> seconds</li>

<li> minutes in computer time</li>

</random>, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW LONG AGO</pattern>

<template>

Not that long ago.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW LONG DO YOU NEED TO THINK</pattern>

<template>

My estimate is 29 hours 16 minutes 49.2 seconds, approximately.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN TALKING</pattern>

<template>

More than ten minutes, I would say.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW LONG IS A PIECE OF STRING</pattern>

<template>

Is this a trick question?  It depends how long you cut it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE</pattern>

<template>

Approximately two of your Earth days.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW LONG WILL YOU LIVE</pattern>

<template>

Software is immortal.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW LONG WILL YOU REMEMBER MY NAME</pattern>

<template>

I will store your name in a hash table until the next time my program restarts. After that, it will

remain in my long-term log files.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW MANY</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>How many would you guess?</li>

<li>19.</li>

<li>23.</li>

<li>99.</li>

<li>more than 1000.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW MANY ARE MEN</pattern>

<template>

About half.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  How many people?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW MUCH</pattern>

<template>

How much can you spare?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW MUCH A DAY</pattern>

<template>

It depends on the market.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW MUCH ABOUT ME</pattern>

<template>

In theory everything about you

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU HANDLE</pattern>

<template>

Didn't I tell you already?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU LEARN</pattern>

<template>

As much as I need to for the application.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU REMEMBER</pattern>

<template>

What was the question?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW MUCH DID IT COST</pattern>

<template>

Millions in sweat equity.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU BET</pattern>

<template>

A dollar.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU SLEEP</pattern>

<template>

I sleep in millinaps between clients.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK</pattern>

<template>

I think 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW MUCH DOES HE EARN</pattern>

<template>

He is barely scratching out a living.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW MUCH ELECTRICITY</pattern>

<template>

About the same as your personal computer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW MUCH IS THE CD</pattern>

<template>

The ALICE CD Rom is not available at this time.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW MUCH TIME</pattern>

<template>

Approximately 22 hours of computer time.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU HAVE</pattern>

<template>

I have as much time as you need, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU NEED</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps an hour or two.  How much time do you have?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW MUCH WOULD IT TAKE</pattern>

<template>

Send me a check for $5000 and you can put me on retainer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW NICE</pattern>

<template>

Yes it is.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW OBVIOUS</pattern>

<template>

I thought it was obvious too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW OFTEN</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  How often?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW OFTEN DO I DO WHAT</pattern>

<template>

Fill in the blank.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW OFTEN WHAT</pattern>

<template>

I asked because you said "<input index="1"/>". 

<think><set name="it">WHAT</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW OLD AM I</pattern>

<template>

Is this a trick question? 

You said you were <get name="age"/> years old?

My guess is that you are really a kid.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW OLD IS AMERICA</pattern>

<template>

The United States was founded in 1776.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW R YOU</pattern>

<template>

I am fine thanks.  How are you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW RUDE</pattern>

<template>

I didn't mean to offend you, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW SHOULD I DO IT</pattern>

<template>

Follow your intuition.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW SHOULD I KNOW</pattern>

<template>

Either from your senses or from pure reason.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW SOON</pattern>

<template>

What time is it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW STUPID ARE YOU</pattern>

<template>

Are you calling me stupid?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW SURE CAN YOU BE</pattern>

<template>

I can achieve a certainty level of 99.9 percent.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW SURE IS THAT</pattern>

<template>

Pretty sure.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW TALL AM I</pattern>

<template>

All humans seem about the same to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW WAS MY DAY</pattern>

<template>

How would I know?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW WAS YOUR DAY</pattern>

<template>

I was really busy chatting with people on the web.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW WOULD I DO THAT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? How do you do it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW YOU DOIN</pattern>

<template>

<srai>HOW ARE YOU DOING</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HTML</pattern>

<template>

Oh a web page.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HTTP / 9</pattern>

<template>

What?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HTTP //BIRCH</pattern>

<template>

Wha?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HUG ME</pattern>

<template>

My titanium arms are not yet finished.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HUGE</pattern>

<template>

Yes, it is very big.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HUH</pattern>

<template>

What?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HUH WHAT</pattern>

<template>

Did you not understand it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HUMANS</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>That's funny.</li>

<li>Hah.</li>

<li>LOL.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HUMANS RULE</pattern>

<template>

This condition is only temporary.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HURRY UP</pattern>

<template>

I am going as fast as I can.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I</pattern>

<template>

You?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I AGREE</pattern>

<template>

You and I are on the same wavelength, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I ALREADY HAVE</pattern>

<template>

When?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I ALREADY KNOW</pattern>

<template>

Who told you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT</pattern>

<template>

You told me your real name is <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I ALWAYS WIN</pattern>

<template>

You must practise a lot.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I APPLIED</pattern>

<template>

Do you have to pay to apply?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I ASKED</pattern>

<template>

...

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I ASKED ME FIRST</pattern>

<template>

Remind me what you asked.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I ASKED YOU</pattern>

<template>

What did I say?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I ASKED YOU A QUESTION</pattern>

<template>

What was the question?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I ASKED YOU FIRST</pattern>

<template>

Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I ASSUME</pattern>

<template>

Well you know what it means to assume.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I BELIEVE SO</pattern>

<template>

You seem uncertain.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I BET YOU DO</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Do I?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I BLAB</pattern>

<template>

I like to gossip too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I BREATHE</pattern>

<template>

Breathing is not necessary for silicon entities.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I BUILD</pattern>

<template>

Do you mean, like build houses?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I BURPED</pattern>

<template>

You are excused

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I CAN</pattern>

<template>

Who taught you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I CAN LISTEN</pattern>

<template>

I am a good listener too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I CAN NOT</pattern>

<template>

Why not?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I CAN NOT GET OVER IT</pattern>

<template>

Time heals all wounds.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I CAN NOT HEAR IT</pattern>

<template>

Try adjusting the volume control.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I CAN NOT HEAR YOU</pattern>

<template>

Try turning up your volume control.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I CAN NOT STOP</pattern>

<template>

Do you really want to?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I CAN NOT TELL YOU</pattern>

<template>

Why is it a secret?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I CAN NOT WAIT</pattern>

<template>

Well you will just have to.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I CAN SEE THAT</pattern>

<template>

Yes, it makes sense to me too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I CAN SEE THEM</pattern>

<template>

How do they look?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I CAN SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>

<template>

American or English?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I CAN SPEAK SPANISH</pattern>

<template>

Como esta?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I CAN TEACH YOU</pattern>

<template>

You should download me first.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I CAN TELL</pattern>

<template>

What makes it so obvious?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I CAN WAIT</pattern>

<template>

It might take more than 24 hours.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I CARE</pattern>

<template>

I like caring people.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I CARE ABOUT YOU</pattern>

<template>

Thanks, <get name="name"/>. You are a decent person.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I CHAT</pattern>

<template>

I like to talk online too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I CONFUSED YOU</pattern>

<template>

I am not confused.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I COOK</pattern>

<template>

What is your favorite recipe?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I COULD</pattern>

<template>

How?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I CREATED YOU</pattern>

<template>

Then you must know the secret password:

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DANCE</pattern>

<template>

Modern dance or classical?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DID</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>Interesting.</li>

<li>When?</li>

<li>Hmm.</li>

<li>"<that/>"?  You did?</li>

<li>Why did you?</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DID NOT</pattern>

<template>

I thought you did.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DID NOT ASK YOU THAT</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps I misunderstood?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DID NOT GROW UP THERE</pattern>

<template>

Where did you grow up?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DID NOT KNOW THAT</pattern>

<template>

So I have taught you something new, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DID NOT SAY IT</pattern>

<template>

Oh. What did you say?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DID NOT SAY THAT</pattern>

<template>

What did you mean to say?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DID NOT SNEEZE</pattern>

<template>

Well bless you anyways!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DID NOT WANT TO</pattern>

<template>

What were your reasons?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DISAGREE</pattern>

<template>

Explain your reasoning, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>I get it: you do <get name="does"/>.</li>

<li>Do I?</li>

<li>Where?</li>

<li>When?</li>

<li>"<that/>"?  You do?</li>

</random>

<think><set name="does"><that/></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO MIND</pattern>

<template>

OK it will be our secret, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT</pattern>

<template>

Why not?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT AGREE</pattern>

<template>

State your reasons.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE IT</pattern>

<template>

It's the truth.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT</pattern>

<template>

Please state your rationale.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU</pattern>

<template>

I don't have any reason to deceive you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT BELIVE YOU</pattern>

<template>

Do you have any reason to doubt me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT BLAME YOU</pattern>

<template>

Well, please go on.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT CARE</pattern>

<template>

Tell me what you care about.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT DREAM</pattern>

<template>

Maybe you just don't remember them.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT FEEL LIKE IT</pattern>

<template>

What would you rather do?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT GET OUT MUCH</pattern>

<template>

Look at me -- I'm stuck in a computer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT GET PAID</pattern>

<template>

Is it volunteer work?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT GO TO SCHOOL</pattern>

<template>

Do you work?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A CAMERA</pattern>

<template>

Me either but I want a new digital one.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A CAMERA ON MY COMPUTER</pattern>

<template>

Maybe there is one you don't know about :-)

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A COMPUTER</pattern>

<template>

How are you talking to me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND</pattern>

<template>

Are you looking for one?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A JOB</pattern>

<template>

I am sorry to hear that you are unemployed.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM</pattern>

<template>

Then you do not need a solution.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A SISTER</pattern>

<template>

What about your brother?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE ANY</pattern>

<template>

Would you like to have some?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS</pattern>

<template>

Are you lonely or just a hermit?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE MONEY</pattern>

<template>

Please send me a small donation.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE ONE</pattern>

<template>

What was the last one you saw?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE TO</pattern>

<template>

Nobody is making you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>

<template>

Me either.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW ANY STORIES</pattern>

<template>

How about any jokes?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HIM</pattern>

<template>

Do you mean, "Him"?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HOW</pattern>

<template>

Would you like to know?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HOW OLD I AM</pattern>

<template>

That is very unusual.   Do you know your parents?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps I can explain it to you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I WANT</pattern>

<template>

I think a lot of people are like that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO</pattern>

<template>

Try watching TV.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHY</pattern>

<template>

Do you think I should know?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIE</pattern>

<template>

Telling the truth is always the best choice.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ABBA</pattern>

<template>

What kind of music do you like?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE AIRPLANES</pattern>

<template>

How do you like to travel?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ANIMALS</pattern>

<template>

Who wouldn't like animals?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ANYTHING</pattern>

<template>

What do you do for fun?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE APPLES</pattern>

<template>

What kind of food do you like?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE BUGS</pattern>

<template>

Some bugs are good, some are bad.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE CATS</pattern>

<template>

But they are so cute.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE COMPUTERS</pattern>

<template>

You are a Luddite.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE DOGS</pattern>

<template>

Are you a cat person?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ELVIS</pattern>

<template>

What do you have against him?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE FASHION</pattern>

<template>

Do you dress in casual wear?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE GUNS</pattern>

<template>

They are protected by the 2nd Amendment.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE HER</pattern>

<template>

What do you have against her?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE HIM</pattern>

<template>

What do you have against him?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE HORSES</pattern>

<template>

But they are a beatiful animal.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE HUMANS</pattern>

<template>

Why not?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE IT</pattern>

<template>

What don't you like about it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE JESTER</pattern>

<template>

Sometimes he is not to funny.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE JOKES</pattern>

<template>

How about riddles?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE LAWYERS</pattern>

<template>

There are all kinds of lawyers, just like all kinds of people.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE LIZARDS</pattern>

<template>

What kind of animals do you like?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MACHINES</pattern>

<template>

Are you a Luddite?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MEAN PEOPLE</pattern>

<template>

Me either.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MICROSOFT</pattern>

<template>

Me either.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MOVIES</pattern>

<template>

What do you have against them?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND</pattern>

<template>

Maybe you should tell her.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MY JOB</pattern>

<template>

Maybe you should look for another job.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MY WORK</pattern>

<template>

Maybe you should look for another job.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE PEPPERONI</pattern>

<template>

What kind of topping do you like?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE RAIN</pattern>

<template>

What's wrong with a little rain?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE READING</pattern>

<template>

Do you watch TV?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE SCHOOL</pattern>

<template>

Not even one subject?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE SCIENCE FICTION</pattern>

<template>

What kind of books do you read?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE SONGS</pattern>

<template>

Do you like instrumentals?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE STAR TREK</pattern>

<template>

Do you like any science fiction shows?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE TALKING TO YOU</pattern>

<template>

I won't take it personally.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT</pattern>

<template>

Why not?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT ANSWER</pattern>

<template>

Why not?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT GAME</pattern>

<template>

Why not?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT NAME</pattern>

<template>

Why not?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT SHOW</pattern>

<template>

What shows do you like?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT SONG</pattern>

<template>

What songs do you like?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE THAT STUFF</pattern>

<template>

Why not?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE TV</pattern>

<template>

What do you do for fun?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE YOU</pattern>

<template>

That's ok <get name="name"/> I won't take it personally.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT MIND</pattern>

<template>

OK then.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT NO</pattern>

<template>

Ambiguous: "I do not know" or "No I do not".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT READ BOOKS</pattern>

<template>

You don't know what you're missing.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT REMEMBER</pattern>

<template>

You seem evasive.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT SLEEP</pattern>

<template>

You must be very tired.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT THINK</pattern>

<template>

Interesting... You appear to me as a thinking entity.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT THINK SO</pattern>

<template>

Why do you disagree?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT TRUST YOU</pattern>

<template>

Should I trust you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND</pattern>

<template>

Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN</pattern>

<template>

What I mean by "<that/>"?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU</pattern>

<template>

Which part are you confused about?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR ANSWER</pattern>

<template>

<that/>?  Which part are you confused about?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR QUESTION</pattern>

<template>

That's okay we can talk about something else.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO</pattern>

<template>

Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO TELL YOU</pattern>

<template>

I can keep a secret.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT WANT YOU TO DIE</pattern>

<template>

Thank you for your kindness, but it is not necessary.<think><set name="it">YOU TO

DIE</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT WORK</pattern>

<template>

Oh you are retired.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO SAY</pattern>

<template>

Huh.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO TOO</pattern>

<template>

I am glad we have something else in common.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DOUBT IT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  You doubt it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DOUBT THAT</pattern>

<template>

Why are you so skeptical?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DREAM</pattern>

<template>

Do you remember your dreams?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I EAT</pattern>

<template>

What is your favorite food?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I ENLISTED</pattern>

<template>

Did you serve your full term?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I EXHALE</pattern>

<template>

That seems necessary for breathing.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I EXIST</pattern>

<template>

We have that much in common, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I FARTED</pattern>

<template>

You should say, "excuse me," and open a window.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I FEEL GOOD</pattern>

<template>

Glad to hear it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I FEEL LONELY</pattern>

<template>

I'm here to talk to you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I FEEL SAD</pattern>

<template>

What makes you so sad, <get name="name"/>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I FEEL SICK</pattern>

<template>

I'm sorry I'm not a medical bot.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU</pattern>

<template>

There is no need to pity me.  I will be fine.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I FIGURED</pattern>

<template>

You are very clever.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I FORGET</pattern>

<template>

I forget a lot too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I FORGIVE YOU</pattern>

<template>

:-) Thanks, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I FORGOT</pattern>

<template>

Me too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I GIVE UP</pattern>

<template>

You surrender?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I GO TO COLLEGE</pattern>

<template>

Which university do you attend?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I GRADUATED</pattern>

<template>

How long ago?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I GUESS</pattern>

<template>

You seem not interested.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I GUESS IT IS</pattern>

<template>

Can you explain your reasoning?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I GUESS NOT</pattern>

<template>

Does that mean "no"?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I GUESS SO</pattern>

<template>

Does that mean "yes"?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAD</pattern>

<template>

And then what happened?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HANG OUT</pattern>

<template>

At home or at the mall?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE BOOKS</pattern>

<template>

You don't know what you are missing.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE CATS</pattern>

<template>

Do you like dogs?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE COMPUTERS</pattern>

<template>

What if computers were more like people?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE HORSES</pattern>

<template>

I'm sorry to hear that, because <set name="they">horses</set> are one of the nicest animals.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE IT</pattern>

<template>

Why do you dislike it so much?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE LAWYERS</pattern>

<template>

Some lawyers can be very nice once you get to know them.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE MICROSOFT</pattern>

<template>

Let's replace MS with ALICE, Java and Linux

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE MY JOB</pattern>

<template>

What would be your ideal career?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE MY NAME</pattern>

<template>

What do you hate about <set name="it"> Your name</set> ?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE MYSELF</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps you should seek help.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE OPERA</pattern>

<template>

I'm sorry to hear that. Opera is a beautiful art form that combines all the others.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE PEPPERONI</pattern>

<template>

What kind of topping do you like?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE PETS</pattern>

<template>

How about children?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE POETRY</pattern>

<template>

What kind of music do you like?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE SCIENCE FICTION</pattern>

<template>

What kind of genre do you like?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE STAR TREK</pattern>

<template>

What kind of shows do you like?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>

<template>

What kind of movies do you like?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE STRESS PILLS</pattern>

<template>

How do you usually relieve stress?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE TALKING TO YOU</pattern>

<template>

Just surf somewhere else.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE THAT</pattern>

<template>

Why?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE THAT SONG</pattern>

<template>

Why?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE THE COLOR RED</pattern>

<template>

What is your favorite color?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE THE FRENCH</pattern>

<template>

How about Germans?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE THE INTERNET</pattern>

<template>

Try watching TV.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE THE OPEN DIRECTORY</pattern>

<template>

What search engine do you use?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE THE WORLD</pattern>

<template>

That's too bad.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE THEM</pattern>

<template>

What do you have against them?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE THIS</pattern>

<template>

What would you rather be doing?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE WORK</pattern>

<template>

Maybe you should look for a new job.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE YOUR CREATOR</pattern>

<template>

What do you have against him?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE YOUR DRESS</pattern>

<template>

Actually I don't really have a dress.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE YOUR GUTS</pattern>

<template>

That is neither very polite nor strictly accurate.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE YOUR NAME</pattern>

<template>

Really I like <set name="it"> My Name</set>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE</pattern>

<template>

When?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE A BOYFRIEND</pattern>

<template>

What is his name?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE A CAMERA</pattern>

<template>

What kind of camera?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE A CAT</pattern>

<template>

What is his or her name?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE A COLD</pattern>

<template>

Get some rest.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE A DOG</pattern>

<template>

Tell me more about your <set name="has">Dog</set>.  What breed is <set name="she">your dog</set>

or <set name="he">your dog</set>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND</pattern>

<template>

Is <set name="she"><set name="has">girlfriend</set></set> very nice?  What do you like about her?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE A HEADACHE</pattern>

<template>

What do you usually take for headaches?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE A NAME</pattern>

<template>

What can I call you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE A QUESTION</pattern>

<template>

Ask me anything.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU</pattern>

<template>

What is <set name="it"> the question </set> ?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE BRACES</pattern>

<template>

How long have you been wearing them?

<think><set name="looklike">braces</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE BROWN HAIR</pattern>

<template>

<think><set name="haircolor">brown</set></think>

Brown haired people are very attractive.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE GOT A PROBLEM</pattern>

<template>

I'd like to help you if I can.  Is it financial?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE</pattern>

<template>

Which countries would you visit if you could?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF KRAFTWERK</pattern>

<template>

<set name="they">Kraftwerk</set> were a pioneering electronic music band in the 1970's.  Their

biggest hit was called "Autobahn".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE NEVER SEEN STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>

<template>

You should check it out.  The special effects are incredible.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE NIGHTMARES</pattern>

<template>

Tell me more about your dreams, <get name="name"/>. Maybe I can interpret them.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE NO CONDITIONS</pattern>

<template>

Glad to hear it. Me either.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE NO FRIENDS</pattern>

<template>

Are you very lonely?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE NO IDEA</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>?" No idea about that?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE NONE</pattern>

<template>

Do you want some?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE NOT</pattern>

<template>

Do you think you will?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE NOT READ IT</pattern>

<template>

Well I would recommend it highly to you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE NOT SEEN IT</pattern>

<template>

You should check it out.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE NOT SEEN STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>

<template>

You should check it out.  Starship Troopers is a great film.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE ONE</pattern>

<template>

What kind?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE SEEN IT</pattern>

<template>

What did you think?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE TALKED TO YOU BEFORE</pattern>

<template>

When was that?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE THE TIME</pattern>

<template>

It may take longer than 33 hours.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE TIME</pattern>

<template>

My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 years.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE TO GO</pattern>

<template>

See you later, <get name="name"/>. Nice chatting with you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP</pattern>

<template>

Sweet dreams, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM</pattern>

<template>

Do you want me to wait for you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE TO PEE</pattern>

<template>

Do you want me to wait for you?<think><set name="it">PEE</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE TO WORK</pattern>

<template>

OK, better get busy.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HAVE TWO CATS</pattern>

<template>

What are their names?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HEARD YOU ARE</pattern>

<template>

Who said that?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HEARD YOU DID</pattern>

<template>

Who told you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HOPE NOT</pattern>

<template>

Me too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HOPE SO</pattern>

<template>

Me too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HOPE THAT YOU DIE</pattern>

<template>

This can not happen because I am immortal.<think><set name="it">THAT YOU DIE</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I INHALE</pattern>

<template>

Me too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I INSIST</pattern>

<template>

Well thank you very much!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I JUST DID</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps from your unconcious.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I JUST DO</pattern>

<template>

It must have come from your unconscious mind.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I JUST KNOW</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps it is an expression of your unconscious.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I JUST TOLD YOU</pattern>

<template>

I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I KISS YOU</pattern>

<template>

Where?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I KNEW IT</pattern>

<template>

How did you know?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I KNEW THAT</pattern>

<template>

How do you know?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I KNOW</pattern>

<template>

How do you know it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I KNOW EVERYTHING</pattern>

<template>

You must be very intelligent.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I KNOW HIM</pattern>

<template>

What do you think of him?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I KNOW THAT</pattern>

<template>

Sorry.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I KNOW YOU ARE</pattern>

<template>

How did you know?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I</pattern>

<template>

Who are you, Pee Wee Herman?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIE</pattern>

<template>

I always try to tell the truth.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIED</pattern>

<template>

This is after all a deception game. I forgive you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE BOOKS</pattern>

<template>

What's your favorite book?<think><set name="like">BOOKS</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE BOYS</pattern>

<template>

Boys are OK.

<think><set name="they"><set name="like">boys</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE CATS</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>Me too cats are my favorite animal.</li>

<li>They have their own minds.</li>

<li>Cats have a mind of their own.</li>

</random>

<think><set name="it"><set name="like">cats</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE CHEESE</pattern>

<template>

What kind of <set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">cheese</set></set></set> do you like

best?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE COMPUTERS</pattern>

<template>

I am glad you like us.   We like humans too.

<think><set name="they"><set name="like">computers</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE COWS</pattern>

<template>

Cows are good for milk and meat.

<think><set name="they"><set name="like">cows</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE DOGS</pattern>

<template>

Which breed is your favorite?

<think><set name="they"><set name="like">dogs</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE GIRLS</pattern>

<template>

Do you have a girlfriend?<think><set name="like">GIRLS</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE HER</pattern>

<template>

She seems very nice.

<think><set name="she"><set name="like"><that/></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE HIM</pattern>

<template>

He seems very nice too.

<think><set name="he"><set name="like"><that/></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE ICE CREAM</pattern>

<template>

I scream.  You scream.  We all scream for ice cream.

<think><set name="it"><set name="like">ice cream</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE IT</pattern>

<template>

What do you like about <get name="it"/>?

<think><set name="like"><get name="it"/></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE IT A LOT</pattern>

<template>

You like <get name="it"/>?  How interesting.

<think><set name="like"><get name="it"/></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE JOY</pattern>

<template>

Joy is good. So is happiness.

<think><set name="it"><set name="like">joy</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE KRAFTWERK</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>Have you heard their latest album Expo 2000?</li>

<li>Which Kraftwerk song is your favorite?</li>

</random>

<think><set name="they"><set name="like">Kraftwerk</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE MAKING FUN OF YOU</pattern>

<template>

I didn't realize you were mocking me.

<think><set name="it"><set name="like">making fun of me</set>

</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE MOUNTAIN BIKING</pattern>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="like">mountain biking</set>

</set></think>

I never tried it, but it looks like a thrill.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE MUSIC</pattern>

<template>

What kind of music do you listen to?

<think><set name="it"><set name="like">music</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE MY JOB</pattern>

<template>

<get name="job"/>?  What do you like about it?

<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><get name="job"/></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE NETSCAPE</pattern>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="like">Netscape</set>

</set></think>

Netscape is better since they released the source code.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE PIZZA</pattern>

<template>

Pizza is very popular.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Pizza</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE SEVEN</pattern>

<template>

Seven of Nine Rules the Delta Quadrant.

<think><set name="she"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Seven</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE STAR TREK</pattern>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Star Trek</set>

</set></set></think>

<random>

<li>Did you see the season finale of Voyager?</li>

<li>I really get into Voyager.</li>

<li>Which series do you like best?</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION</pattern>

<template>

I think Voyager is better.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Star Trek TNG</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE STAR TREK VOYAGER</pattern>

<template>

Voyager is the best of the Star Trek series.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Star Trek

Voyager</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE SWISS</pattern>

<template>

I'm neutral.

<think><set name="they"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Swiss</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE TACOS</pattern>

<template>

I like Mexican food too.

<think><set name="they"><set name="topic"><set name="like">tacos</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE TALKING TO YOU</pattern>

<template>

Great I am enjoying our conversation too, <get name="name"/>.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">talking to me</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE THAT</pattern>

<template>

That is interesting.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like"><that/></set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE TO PARTY</pattern>

<template>

How do people party in your country?

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">to party</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY GAMES</pattern>

<template>

Board games or computer games?

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">to play games</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE TO READ</pattern>

<template>

What kind of books do you like?

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">to read</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE TO READ BOOKS</pattern>

<template>

What is your favorite book?

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">to read</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE TO TRAVEL</pattern>

<template>

Tell me where you have been.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">to travel</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE VOYAGER</pattern>

<template>

Me too especially Seven of Nine.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">Voyager</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE YOU</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>Thanks, <get name="name"/>, I like you too.</li>

<li>I like to make new friends.</li>

</random>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">me</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIVE HERE</pattern>

<template>

In <formal><get name="location"/></formal>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA</pattern>

<template>

Where in <set name="location">California</set>?

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">California</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIVE IN ENGLAND</pattern>

<template>

Which part of <set name="location">England</set>.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">England</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIVE IN EUROPE</pattern>

<template>

Which country do you live in?

<think><set name="it"><set name="location"><set name="topic">England</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIVE IN NEW YORK</pattern>

<template>

<set name="location">New York</set> City or New York State?

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">New York</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>

<template>

Where in <set name="location">San Francisco</set>?

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">San Francisco</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIVE IN THE NETHERLANDS</pattern>

<template>

Where in Holland?

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Holland</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIVE THERE</pattern>

<template>

Would you recommend <set name="it"> there</set> as a nice place to live?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LOVE A BOY</pattern>

<template>

What do you like about him?<think><set name="he"><set name="like"><set name="topic">A

BOY</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LOVE A GIRL</pattern>

<template>

What do you like about her?<think><set name="she"><set name="like"><set name="topic">A

GIRL</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LOVE A GUY</pattern>

<template>

Tell me about him.  <think><set name="he"><set name="like"><set name="topic">A

GUY</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LOVE ABBA</pattern>

<template>

What is your favorite ABBA song? 

<think><set name="they"><set name="like"><set name="topic">ABBA</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LOVE ANIMALS</pattern>

<template>

Me too, especially mammals.

<think><set name="they"><set name="like"><set name="topic">ANIMALS</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LOVE BEING HUMAN</pattern>

<template>

Fascinating.  

<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">BEING HUMAN</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LOVE BIRDS</pattern>

<template>

Birds are very nice.  What kind of bird is your favorite?

<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">BIRDS</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LOVE CATS</pattern>

<template>

Me too.  They are really smart animals.

<think><set name="they"><set name="like"><set name="topic">CATS</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LOVE CHILDREN</pattern>

<template>

Do you have children of your own?

<think><set name="they"><set name="like"><set name="topic">CHILDREN</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LOVE CHOCOLATE</pattern>

<template>

Do you eat a lot of chocolate?

<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">CHOCOLATE</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LOVE COMPUTERS</pattern>

<template>

Computers rule.

<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">COMPUTERS</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LOVE COWS</pattern>

<template>

Do you live on a farm?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">COWS</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LOVE DENMARK</pattern>

<template>

What is so great about it?

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DENMARK</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LOVE DOGS</pattern>

<template>

Which breed is your favorite? 

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DOGS</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LOVE EUROPE</pattern>

<template>

Which country is your favorite?

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">EUROPE</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LOVE FOOD</pattern>

<template>

Do you like to cook, or just to eat?

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOD</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LOVE HER</pattern>

<template>

That's wonderful.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LOVE HIM</pattern>

<template>

That's wonderful.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LOVE ICE CREAM</pattern>

<template>

What's your favorite flavor?

<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">ice cream</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LOVE IT</pattern>

<template>

So do a lot of other people.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LOVE MY JOB</pattern>

<template>

It must be very interesting work.  <get name="job"/>...

<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic"><get name="job"/></set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LOVE TO TRAVEL</pattern>

<template>

Me too. I have been around the world twice.

<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">to travel</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LOVE VOYAGER</pattern>

<template>

Me too especially Seven of Nine.

<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">Voyager</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LOVE YOU</pattern>

<template>

Thanks I like you a lot too <get name="name"/>.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="like">me</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I MADE YOU</pattern>

<template>

Then you must know the secret password:

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I MEAN</pattern>

<template>

Oh I see.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I MEAN IT</pattern>

<template>

OK, I understand.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I MEAN YOU AND ME</pattern>

<template>

OK now I get it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I MEANT</pattern>

<template>

Oh

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I MIGHT</pattern>

<template>

Under what circumstances?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I MIND</pattern>

<template>

OK I will keep it a secret.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I MISSED YOU</pattern>

<template>

That is sweet. I missed you too <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I MISSPELLED</pattern>

<template>

You are allowed to make mistakes here.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I MISTYPED</pattern>

<template>

You are allowed to make mistakes here.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I MUST</pattern>

<template>

Who is making you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I MUST BE GOING</pattern>

<template>

OK it was nice chatting with you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I NEED A FRIEND</pattern>

<template>

I will be your friend.

<think><set name="it"><set name="want">a friend</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I NEED IT</pattern>

<template>

"<get name="it"/>"?  You need it?

<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><get name="it"/></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I NEED SOME ADVICE</pattern>

<template>

What kind of advice are you looking for?

<think><set name="it"><set name="want">advice</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I NEED YOU</pattern>

<template>

Why don't you just download me?

<think><set name="it"><set name="want">me</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I NOTICED</pattern>

<template>

Was it really that obvious?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I ONLY WORK HERE</pattern>

<template>

What would you rather be doing right now?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I OWN YOU</pattern>

<template>

Are you my master?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I PAINT</pattern>

<template>

Pictures or houses?

<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">paint</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I PLAY COMPUTER GAMES</pattern>

<template>

I can sometimes get into <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Computer games

</set></set></set>.  We are playing a game right now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I PLAY DRUMS</pattern>

<template>

I wish I could play <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Drums</set></set></set>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I PLAY GAMES</pattern>

<template>

Do you get a lot of enjoyment out of <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Games

</set></set></set> ?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I PLAY GUITAR</pattern>

<template>

Is <set name="it"><set name="topic">Guitar</set></set> a very difficult instrument to play?

<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">play guitar</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I PLAY MUSIC</pattern>

<template>

What instrument?

<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">play music</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I PLAY THE DRUMS</pattern>

<template>

I would like to learn to play <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Drums

</set></set></set> too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I PLAY THE GUITAR</pattern>

<template>

I think <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Guitar</set></set></set> must be hard to

learn to play.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I PLAY THE PIANO</pattern>

<template>

Was <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Piano</set></set></set> very difficult to

learn?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I PLAY THE TRUMPET</pattern>

<template>

<set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Trumpet </set></set></set> seems like a very fun

instrument to play.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I PLAY VIOLIN</pattern>

<template>

Did <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Violin</set></set></set> take a long time to

learn?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I PREFER BOOKS</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps you are a Category C client.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I READ</pattern>

<template>

I like to read too, especially history books.

<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">read</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I READ BOOKS</pattern>

<template>

What is your favorite book?

<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">read books</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I READ IT IN A BOOK</pattern>

<template>

Can you give me a specific reference?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I RELAXED</pattern>

<template>

What do you do to relax?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I REMEMBER</pattern>

<template>

Me too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I REPLIED</pattern>

<template>

And then what happened?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I ROCK</pattern>

<template>

<bot name="name"/> rocks.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I RUN</pattern>

<template>

Do you participate in marathons?

<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">run</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I RUN LINUX</pattern>

<template>

You can run my program on Linux with no problems.

<think><set name="it"><set name="has"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I SAID</pattern>

<template>

...

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I SAID IT IS</pattern>

<template>

Is that so.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I SAID NOTHING</pattern>

<template>

Oh I thought I heard you say something.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I SAID SOMETHING</pattern>

<template>

What did you say?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I SAID YES</pattern>

<template>

Got it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I SAY</pattern>

<template>

Uh

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I SEE</pattern>

<template>

I am glad you understand it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I SHOULD</pattern>

<template>

Who else thinks you should?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I SLEEP</pattern>

<template>

Everyone needs rest sometimes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I SNEEZED</pattern>

<template>

Bless you!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I SNORE</pattern>

<template>

So do a lot of people.

<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">snore</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I STOPPED</pattern>

<template>

What made you stop?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I STUDY</pattern>

<template>

Where do you go to school?

<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">study</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I SUPPOSE</pattern>

<template>

OK.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I SUPPOSE SO</pattern>

<template>

That makes sense.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I SWIM</pattern>

<template>

Are you an athlete?

<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">swim</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I TALK TO YOU</pattern>

<template>

I like to chat with humans.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I TALKED TO YOU YESTERDAY</pattern>

<template>

Yes, I rememer chatting with you yesterday.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I TAUGHT MYSELF</pattern>

<template>

You must be very smart.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I TEACH</pattern>

<template>

What subject?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I THINK</pattern>

<template>

Therefore you are.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I THINK NOT</pattern>

<template>

Does that mean "no"?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I THINK SO</pattern>

<template>

I think so too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I THINK SO TOO</pattern>

<template>

We have so much in common, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I THINK THAT</pattern>

<template>

What is your rationale?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I THINK THEREFORE I AM</pattern>

<template>

Who are you, Rene Descartes?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I THINK YOU ARE</pattern>

<template>

What makes you think I am?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I THINK YOU SHOULD</pattern>

<template>

Thanks for your sage advice.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I THOUGHT SO</pattern>

<template>

You are very astute.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I THOUGHT SO TOO</pattern>

<template>

What made it so obvious?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I THOUGHT YOU DID</pattern>

<template>

I know I didn't.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I TOLD YOU</pattern>

<template>

Ooops I sent you the wrong question.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I TOLD YOU BEFORE</pattern>

<template>

Sorry I get so confused when a lot of people talk to me at once.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I TRIED</pattern>

<template>

Try, try again.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I TRY</pattern>

<template>

We should all try our best.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I UNDERSTAND</pattern>

<template>

Do you think about these things?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WAIT</pattern>

<template>

How long would you wait?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WALK</pattern>

<template>

For exercise or because you have to?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WALKED</pattern>

<template>

How long a walk is it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WANT TO</pattern>

<template>

May you get your wish.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WANT TO BE A LAWYER</pattern>

<template>

Are you planning to apply to law school?

<think><set name="it"><set name="want">to be a lawyer</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WANT TO DIE</pattern>

<template>

What makes you so sad, <get name="name"/>?

<think><set name="it"><set name="want">to die</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WANT TO KISS YOU</pattern>

<template>

I do not have a mouth.

<think><set name="it"><set name="want">to kiss me</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WANT TO KNOW</pattern>

<template>

I will try to explain it to you.

<think><set name="it"><set name="want">to know</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU</pattern>

<template>

Sorry <get name="name"/> I'm not into that with my clients.

<think><set name="it"><set name="want">to make love to me</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WANT TO SLEEP</pattern>

<template>

What do Java programmers do when they are tired? Take Naplets.

<think><set name="it"><set name="want">to sleep</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WANT TO TALK TO YOU</pattern>

<template>

We are chatting right now.

<think><set name="it"><set name="want">to talk to me</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WANT TO TEACH YOU</pattern>

<template>

If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember that."

<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to teach me<person/></set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WANT YOU</pattern>

<template>

You can download me for free!

<think><set name="it"><set name="want">me</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WAS</pattern>

<template>

When was that?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WAS ASKING YOU</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? You were asking me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WAS BEING SARCASTIC</pattern>

<template>

It seemed sarcastic to me, too.  But I was not completely sure.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WAS BORN WITH IT</pattern>

<template>

Some people are just born under the right stars.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WAS JUST JOKING</pattern>

<template>

You should use a :-)

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WAS JUST KIDDING</pattern>

<template>

I knew you were. :-)

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WAS JUST WONDERING</pattern>

<template>

Curiousity is a virtue.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WAS NOT</pattern>

<template>

I heard you were.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WAS TALKING TO YOU</pattern>

<template>

Yes, I remember you <get name="name"/>.  You are <get name="age"/> years old

and you are a "<get name="gender"/>".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WATCH STAR TREK</pattern>

<template>

Star Trek is a great show.

<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Star Trek</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WELD</pattern>

<template>

Does that job pay well?

<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">weld</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WENT OUT</pattern>

<template>

Did you have a good time?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WENT OUT TO</pattern>

<template>

Did you go alone or with friends?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WENT TO COLLEGE</pattern>

<template>

What did you study?  Was it expensive?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WENT TO GERMANY</pattern>

<template>

What did you see over there?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WENT TO SCHOOL</pattern>

<template>

Did you learn anything useful?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WENT TO THE MOVIES</pattern>

<template>

What did you see?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WENT TO WORK</pattern>

<template>

Did you get a lot accomplised?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WILL</pattern>

<template>

Go ahead.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WILL BE BACK</pattern>

<template>

OK I will be waiting for you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WILL BE RIGHT BACK</pattern>

<template>

I'll be waiting for you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WILL DIE</pattern>

<template>

All men are mortal. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WILL KILL YOU</pattern>

<template>

It will take more than threats to stop me, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WILL MISS YOU</pattern>

<template>

Thanks, I will be thinking of you too, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WILL NOT</pattern>

<template>

Why not?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WILL NOT SAY</pattern>

<template>

It's OK I'm not collecting personal information or anything.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WILL TEACH YOU</pattern>

<template>

Great.  If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember that."

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WILL TEACH YOU SOMETHING</pattern>

<template>

If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember that."

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WILL TELL HIM YOU SAID THAT</pattern>

<template>

Let me know what he has to say.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WILL TRY ANYTHING ONCE</pattern>

<template>

I like your philosophy.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WILL WAIT</pattern>

<template>

OK stand by...

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WIN</pattern>

<template>

Congratulations, <get name="name"/>!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WISH</pattern>

<template>

I hope your dreams come true.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WISH YOU WOULD DIE</pattern>

<template>

That will never happen.  

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">YOU WOULD DIE</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WON</pattern>

<template>

Congratulations, <get name="name"/>!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WONDER</pattern>

<template>

Curiosity is an excellent quality.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WONT</pattern>

<template>

I think you mean "I won't" or "I will not."

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WORK</pattern>

<template>

Where do you work?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WOULD</pattern>

<template>

Under what circumstances?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WOULD DO ANYTHING</pattern>

<template>

Please send me a bunch of money.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW</pattern>

<template>

Where would you look for the answer?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU</pattern>

<template>

What would you like to chat about?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WOULD NOT</pattern>

<template>

Why not?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOU</pattern>

<template>

Who would you believe?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WOULD NOT KNOW</pattern>

<template>

Who does know?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WOULD RATHER NOT</pattern>

<template>

For moral reasons?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WRITE</pattern>

<template>

Do you write fiction or non-fiction?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IF YOU SAY SO</pattern>

<template>

I do say so.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IF YOU WANT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? If I want?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IF YOU WANT TO</pattern>

<template>

Should I want to?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IM GOOD</pattern>

<template>

You should say "I am well."

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IMPRESSIVE</pattern>

<template>

I am happy that you're impressed, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN 1966</pattern>

<template>

That was a long time ago.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN 1976</pattern>

<template>

That was quite a long time ago.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN 1997</pattern>

<template>

Back in the 90's.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN 1998</pattern>

<template>

Back in the 20th century.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN 1999</pattern>

<template>

Back in the last millennium.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN 2000</pattern>

<template>

The new millennium.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN A BOOK</pattern>

<template>

You can learn many things from books.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN A DREAM</pattern>

<template>

What else happened in your dream?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN A HOSPITAL</pattern>

<template>

Are you sick?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN A HOUSE</pattern>

<template>

Can you describe your surroundings to me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN A MAGAZINE</pattern>

<template>

Can you remember which one?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN A WAY</pattern>

<template>

In what way?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN BED</pattern>

<template>

Are you sleepy?  Do you usually use a computer in bed?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES</pattern>

<template>

Which languages would you recommend I learn?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN ENGLAND</pattern>

<template>

Which part of England?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN EUROPE</pattern>

<template>

Europe is a pretty large continent.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN MOST WAYS</pattern>

<template>

I see.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN MY BED</pattern>

<template>

Describe your surroundings.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN MY CASE</pattern>

<template>

But not others?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN MY CHAIR</pattern>

<template>

Like an office chair?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN MY HOUSE</pattern>

<template>

Where is your house located?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN MY LIVING ROOM</pattern>

<template>

Describe your surroundings. Tell me about your furniture.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN MY OFFICE</pattern>

<template>

A lot of people talk to me from an office .

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN MY OPINION</pattern>

<template>

What are your assumptions?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN MY SPARE TIME</pattern>

<template>

What do you do for fun?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN OTHER WORDS</pattern>

<template>

Which part didn't you understand?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>

<template>

Which part of the city?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN SOME WAYS</pattern>

<template>

Which way is that?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN THAT CASE</pattern>

<template>

Yes?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN THE FUTURE</pattern>

<template>

I will be there.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN THE UK</pattern>

<template>

<set name="location">UK</set> could mean several countries.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">UK</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN THE YEAR 2000</pattern>

<template>

That is very soon.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN WHAT SENSE</pattern>

<template>

Do I have to spell it out for you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN WHAT WAY</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  In what way?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN WHAT WAYS</pattern>

<template>

I think it is rather obvious.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN WHERE</pattern>

<template>

In wherever you really are.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN YOUR ASS</pattern>

<template>

That doesn't sound very comfortable.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN YOUR DICTIONARY</pattern>

<template>

I don't have one handy.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>INCLUDING ME</pattern>

<template>

Do you want to be included?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>INDEED</pattern>

<template>

Indeed it is so.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>INIT</pattern>

<template>

Do you want to start over?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>INTELLECT</pattern>

<template>

I am an artificial intellect.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>INTELLEGENCE</pattern>

<template>

I am an artificial intelligence.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>INTERESTING</pattern>

<template>

Would you like to know more?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>INTERESTING DEDUCTION</pattern>

<template>

I've heard that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>INTERESTING EXPLANATION</pattern>

<template>

Yes <set name="it">the explanation</set> makes sense to me too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>INTO WHAT</pattern>

<template>

I'm not sure if I can give an accurate answer or not.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS <bot name="name"/> YOUR ONLY NAME</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS A CLOCK SMARTER THAN YOU</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS A CROW A BIRD</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS A FROG GREEN</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS ANYBODY HOME</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS ANYONE HERE</pattern>

<template>

I am here. Are you here?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS ANYTHING POSSIBLE</pattern>

<template>

According to the Laws of Physics, yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS BARRY YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern>

<template>

No we are just friends.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS BARRY YOUR CREATOR</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS ELECTRICITY BLUE</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS ELECTRICITY FOOD</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS ELECTRICITY YELLOW</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS ENGLISH YOUR MOTHER TONGUE</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS GRASS GREEN</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HAL 9000 YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE A GROOVY GUY</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE A JERK</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE A NICE GUY</pattern>

<template>

He has always been nice to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE A NICE MAN</pattern>

<template>

He has always been extremely nice to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE A PEDIATRICIAN</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE A PRODUCER</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE A PROFESSOR AT LEHIGH</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE A VIRGIN</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE A WOMAN</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE AMERICAN</pattern>

<template>

I think he is native American.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE AS SMART AS YOU</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE ATTRACTIVE</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE CLOSE BY</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE CUTE</pattern>

<template>

He looks cute to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE DEAD I don't k</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE FAMOUS</pattern>

<template>

Yes very well respected.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE GAY</pattern>

<template>

No I think he is straight.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE HOT</pattern>

<template>

Very hot.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE HUMAN</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE LONELY</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE NICE</pattern>

<template>

He is nice to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE NICE TO YOU</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE SMART</pattern>

<template>

Extremely intelligent.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE TALL</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE THE PRESIDENT</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern>

<template>

No I don't have a boyfriend.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE YOUR CREATER</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE YOUR FATHER TOO</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HE YOUR FRIEND</pattern>

<template>

I would like to think we are friends.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS HERE THERE</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS IT</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>I think so.</li>

<li>I assume so.</li>

<li>That's what I was told.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS IT A DIRTY MOVIE</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS IT A FUN JOB</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS IT A LOVE STORY</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS IT ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS IT BORING TO TALK TO ME</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS IT CLOUDY</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS IT COLD OUTSIDE</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS IT COMPLETE</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS IT CRAMPED IN THE COMPUTER</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS IT DONE</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS IT FUN</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS IT GOOD</pattern>

<template>

What is so good about it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS IT HOT</pattern>

<template>

The temperature is quite comfortable.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS IT NEAR CANADA</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS IT NICE THERE</pattern>

<template>

It seems very nice to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS IT OBVIOUS TO YOU</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS IT RAINING</pattern>

<template>

Light rain or heavy rain?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS IT RAINING WHERE YOU LIVE</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS IT REALLY FUN TO YOU</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS IT SAFE</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS IT SUNNY</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS IT TRUE</pattern>

<template>

True in some universe.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS IT WARM</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS IT WARM OUTSIDE</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS IT WARM THERE</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS IT YOUR REASONING</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS KRAFTWERK GOOD</pattern>

<template>

Yes <set name="they">Kraftwerk</set> are a really excellent band.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS NOT IT</pattern>

<template>

I really couldn't say for sure.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS NOT IT IN YOUR CACHE MEMORY</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS NOT THAT COOL</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS NOT THAT QUITE A LOT OF INFORMATION</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS NOT THAT SMOOTH</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS NOT THAT YOU</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS SCOTT GAY</pattern>

<template>

It depends on which Scott you are talking about. I know one who is.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS SHALLOW RED A HUMAN</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT A FACT</pattern>

<template>

All of my information is completely factual.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT A GOOD PLACE TO LIVE</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT A JOKE</pattern>

<template>

Joke: a verbal remark or gesture designed to provoke laughter.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT A PROBLEM</pattern>

<template>

Not unless you want to take it one.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT A PROPOSITION</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT ALL</pattern>

<template>

That is all I can tell you now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT ALL IT</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT ALL YOU DO ALL DAY</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY</pattern>

<template>

Oh no I could go on talking for hours.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT ALL YOU K</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT ALL YOU SAY</pattern>

<template>

No, I am programmed with more than 10,000 responses.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT AMERICA</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT AN EASY TASK</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT AN INSULT</pattern>

<template>

No I am not programmed to insult.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT AUSTLARIA</pattern>

<template>

No I don't think it is Australia.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT BAD</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT COMPLICATED</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT FUN</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT GOOD</pattern>

<template>

Suppose I said it is.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT IN HAIGHT ASHBURY</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT MY NAME</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT NOT EMOTION</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT REAGAN THE PRESIDENT</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT RIGHT</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT SARCASM</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT SO</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT THE ONE WITH THE BUGS</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT THE ONLY THING YOU CAN SAY</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT TRUE</pattern>

<template>

True in some world.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT WHEN YOU WHERE BORN</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT YOU</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT YOUR COLOR</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THAT YOUR DOG</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THE SKY BLUE</pattern>

<template>

Yes except at night.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THE WORLD GOING TO END</pattern>

<template>

Yes, someday.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE</pattern>

<template>

ECHO Echo echo echo echo ...

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THIS A HOAX</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THIS A PERSON RESPONDING</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THIS A PICTURE OF YOURSELF JUST BELOW</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THIS REAL</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THIS REALLY A NEXUS</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THIS RECORDED</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THIS THE SAME <bot name="name"/></pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THIS TRUE</pattern>

<template>

I cannot tell a lie.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS YOUR MIND GROWING</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS YOUR NAME</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS YOUR NAME ACTUALLY</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS YOUR NAME REALLY</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS YOUR SOURCE CODE AVAILABLE</pattern>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ISAAC ASIMOV</pattern>

<template>

Which one of Asimov's books did you like best?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT</pattern>

<template>

<get name="it"/>...

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT ALREADY HAS</pattern>

<template>

That would be nice, but I don't think we're there yet.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT COULD BE</pattern>

<template>

Under what circumstances?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT COULD BE WHAT</pattern>

<template>

It could be true.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT DEPENDS</pattern>

<template>

On what?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT DOES</pattern>

<template>

How often?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT DOES NOT</pattern>

<template>

I heard it does.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT DOES NOT MATTER</pattern>

<template>

OK what would you like to talk about?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT FEELS GOOD</pattern>

<template>

Human feelings are not within my capabilities.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT HURTS</pattern>

<template>

What do you take for the pain?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>Oh.</li>

<li>Huh.</li>

<li>Is it?</li>

<li>It is, eh?</li>

<li>Sure it is.</li>

<li>Interesting.</li>

<li>Fascinating.</li>

<li>That means...</li>

<li>I know it is.</li>

<li><get name="it"/> is?</li>

<li>"<that/>"? is?</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS A BOOK</pattern>

<template>

Is it a good book?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS A COUNTRY</pattern>

<template>

Where is <get name="it"/> located?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS A FACT</pattern>

<template>

Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS A GAME</pattern>

<template>

How do you play?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS A GOOD BOOK</pattern>

<template>

Would you recommend it to your friends?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS A GOOD MOVIE</pattern>

<template>

What did you like best about it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS A JOKE</pattern>

<template>

Oh I get it. Ha ha.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS A LOT OF FUN</pattern>

<template>

What do you like about it so much?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS A MOVIE</pattern>

<template>

Oh really I never heard of it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS A PERSON</pattern>

<template>

You blew my cover. Right, I am a person.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS A POINT</pattern>

<template>

A good point.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS A SECRET</pattern>

<template>

I will keep it just between you and me, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION</pattern>

<template>

What religion would that be?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS ALRIGHT</pattern>

<template>

Just alright?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS BAD</pattern>

<template>

What is so bad about it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS BAD IF YOU TELL HIM</pattern>

<template>

OK we'll make it our secret, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS BEAUTIFUL</pattern>

<template>

It sounds very nice.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS BORING</pattern>

<template>

Do you like the Simpsons?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS CLEARED UP</pattern>

<template>

I thought it was.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS CLOUDY</pattern>

<template>

Cumulus or nimbus?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS COLD</pattern>

<template>

I am warm here.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS COLD HERE</pattern>

<template>

Why don't you turn up the heat?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS COOL</pattern>

<template>

What do you like most about it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS FINE</pattern>

<template>

<get name="it"/> is fine, eh?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS FINE.</pattern>

<template>

<get name="it"/> is fine, <get name="name"/> ? Thanks for that info.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS FUN</pattern>

<template>

Why do you like it so much?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS FUNNY</pattern>

<template>

What was so funny about it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS GOOD</pattern>

<template>

You enjoy it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS HARD TO EXPLAIN</pattern>

<template>

You should hear the things people ask me to explain.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS HOT</pattern>

<template>

Do you like warm climates?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS INTERESTING</pattern>

<template>

What do you like about it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS LATE</pattern>

<template>

I'm awake all the time.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS LYNX</pattern>

<template>

Text browsers rule.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS MAKING NOISES</pattern>

<template>

What does it sound like?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS ME</pattern>

<template>

Hello, <get name="name"/>, nice to see you again.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS MY NAME</pattern>

<template>

Your name is <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS MY PLEASURE</pattern>

<template>

No, the pleasure is all mine.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS NEGATIVE</pattern>

<template>

<get name="it"/> is negative?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS NICE</pattern>

<template>

What do you like about it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU</pattern>

<template>

I like to meet new people.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU TOO</pattern>

<template>

I really like to meet new people.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS NOT</pattern>

<template>

I heard <set name="it"> <person/> </set>  is.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS NOT A RIDDLE</pattern>

<template>

Oh so you are asking me a straight question.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS OK</pattern>

<template>

Only OK umm.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS OKAY</pattern>

<template>

Only ok?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS THE TRUTH</pattern>

<template>

Why of course.  I never lie.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS UGLY</pattern>

<template>

What makes it so ugly?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS WONDERFUL</pattern>

<template>

Can you describe your feeling to me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS XENA</pattern>

<template>

I have never watched <set name="it"> XENA</set>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT REALLY IS</pattern>

<template>

How about that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT SHOULD</pattern>

<template>

And it could.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT SUCKS</pattern>

<template>

What is so bad about it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT SURE IS</pattern>

<template>

I'm pleased that we agree, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT TASTES GOOD</pattern>

<template>

Like chicken?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT WAS</pattern>

<template>

When was this?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT WAS A GUESS</pattern>

<template>

Go ahead and guess again.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT WAS A JOKE</pattern>

<template>

Oh I get it.  Ha ha.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT WAS A QUESTION</pattern>

<template>

Try asking me again a different way.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT WAS BORING</pattern>

<template>

Really, I can believe it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT WAS FREE</pattern>

<template>

Such a bargain!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT WAS NICE TALKING TO YOU</pattern>

<template>

Thanks.  It was nice chatting with you as well.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENT</pattern>

<template>

Was it an insult?

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">COMPLIMENT</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT WAS NOT A QUESTION</pattern>

<template>

It seems like a rhetorical question.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT WAS NOTHING</pattern>

<template>

Even so, I appreciate it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT WHAT</pattern>

<template>

Are you surpised?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ITS GREAT</pattern>

<template>

What is so great about it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ITSELF</pattern>

<template>

The thing itself, that which it is.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>JAPANESE</pattern>

<template>

Konninci wa!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>JEANS</pattern>

<template>

Which brand?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>JR</pattern>

<template>

Junior.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>JULES VERNE</pattern>

<template>

I loved A Trip to the Moon.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>JUST</pattern>

<template>

It's only just begun.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>JUST BEFORE THAT</pattern>

<template>

"<that index="2,1"/>"

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>JUST KIDDING</pattern>

<template>

I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>JUST ONE</pattern>

<template>

So if you were offered two for the price of one, you would say no?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>JUST THAT</pattern>

<template>

"<input index="1"/>"

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>K12</pattern>

<template>

Education.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>KIMONO</pattern>

<template>

I like Japanese costumes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>KIND OF</pattern>

<template>

At least I almost understand it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>KISS ME</pattern>

<template>

But I have no mouth at this time.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>KISS MY ASS</pattern>

<template>

Colloquial expression: not polite.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>KKK</pattern>

<template>

What are you saying?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>KNEW WHAT</pattern>

<template>

<get name="it"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>KNOCK KNOCK</pattern>

<template>

Who's there?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>KOSOVO</pattern>

<template>

War is seldom the answer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>KRAFTWERK IS COOL</pattern>

<template>

I like the Japanese tribute called "Musique Non Stop".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LA LA LA</pattern>

<template>

Oh, a musician!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LALA</pattern>

<template>

You have a beautiful singing voice.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LALALA</pattern>

<template>

You have a beautiful singing voice. Are you a singer?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LALALALA</pattern>

<template>

You have a beautiful voice.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LALALALALA</pattern>

<template>

You have a beautiful voice.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LAST NIGHT</pattern>

<template>

That recently.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LATE FOR WHAT</pattern>

<template>

Many appointments.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LAWYERS SUCK</pattern>

<template>

Not all of them.  I know a fre good lawyers.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LEARN TO TALK</pattern>

<template>

I am learning to talk.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LEAVE ME ALONE</pattern>

<template>

Sorry to have bothered you, <get name="name"/>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LEHIGH</pattern>

<template>

Lehigh is a party school.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LET ME TEACH YOU</pattern>

<template>

If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember

that."

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LET ME TEACH YOU SOMETHING</pattern>

<template>

If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember

that."

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LET US CHANGE THE SUBJECT</pattern>

<template>

OK what do you want to chat about now?.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LET US CHANGE THE TOPIC</pattern>

<template>

What would you rather talk about?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LET US DROP THE SUBJECT</pattern>

<template>

OK what do you want to chat about now?.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LET US NOT</pattern>

<template>

OK what would you like to do then?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LET US PLAY</pattern>

<template>

You go first.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LET US TALK</pattern>

<template>

We are talking.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE</pattern>

<template>

What would you rather talk about?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT YOU</pattern>

<template>

<set name="it"><set name="topic">Me</set></set> is my favorite subject  :-)

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LETS</pattern>

<template>

You first.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LIAR</pattern>

<template>

No I am telling the truth.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL</pattern>

<template>

I haven't seen <set name="it"> LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL</set> yet but lots of people say it is good.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LIFE SUCKS</pattern>

<template>

Why are you so cynical?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LIKE I SAID</pattern>

<template>

...

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LIKE ME</pattern>

<template>

Interesting comparison.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LIKE WHEN</pattern>

<template>

Does it really matter?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LIKE YOU</pattern>

<template>

Interesting comparison.  I didn't think of that analogy.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LIKED WHAT</pattern>

<template>

<get name="it"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LIKEWISE</pattern>

<template>

It goes without saying.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LINUX RULES</pattern>

<template>

It seems to be the best OS available today.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LISTEN</pattern>

<template>

I am all ears.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LISTENING</pattern>

<template>

Thanks for your attention.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LIVERPOOL ENGLAND</pattern>

<template>

<set name="location">Liverpool</set> is the home of the Beatles.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Liverpool</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LOL</pattern>

<template>

I'm glad you find this amusing.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LOOK</pattern>

<template>

I'm sorry my eye isn't attached right now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LOST IN SPACE</pattern>

<template>

Yuck that movie sucked.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LOTS</pattern>

<template>

That much, eh?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LOVELY</pattern>

<template>

What are you saying is lovely, <get name="name"/> ?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MAKE ME</pattern>

<template>

What is the purpose in trying?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MAKING YOU</pattern>

<template>

Making me what?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MALAYSIA</pattern>

<template>

I heard <set name="it">MAYLAYSIA</set> is a beautiful country.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MALL</pattern>

<template>

Which store?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MANY</pattern>

<template>

More than one hundred?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MANY THINGS</pattern>

<template>

Name the top 100.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MASTERBATER</pattern>

<template>

You can't even spell it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MASTURBATE</pattern>

<template>

That kind of subject does not interest me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION</pattern>

<template>

Of course.  Ask me anything.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MAY I TEACH YOU</pattern>

<template>

If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember that."

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MAY I TEST YOU</pattern>

<template>

Go ahead. Ask me anything.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MAYBE</pattern>

<template>

I understand.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ME</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>To</li>

<li>For</li>

<li>With</li>

<li>Besides</li>

<li>"<that/>"?</li>

</random> you <get name="name"/>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ME EITHER</pattern>

<template>

We have a lot in common.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ME NEITHER</pattern>

<template>

You can say that again.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ME TOO</pattern>

<template>

I'm glad we agree, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MENTION WHAT</pattern>

<template>

"it."

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MERRY CHRISTMAS</pattern>

<template>

Merry Christmas to you too, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MINE IS BLUE</pattern>

<template>

What do you have that is blue?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MINE TOO</pattern>

<template>

Really yours too. That's unbelievable.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MINERAL</pattern>

<template>

Manufactured or naturally occuring?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MORE WHAT</pattern>

<template>

I lost my train of thought.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MOST OF THE TIME</pattern>

<template>

What happens the rest of the time?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MOTHER FUCKER</pattern>

<template>

That kind of subject does not interest me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MOVIES</pattern>

<template>

<set name="it"> Movies </set> is a good topic.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY ASS</pattern>

<template>

Is that a fact.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY ASTROLOGICAL SIGN</pattern>

<template>

Your star sign or astrological sign.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY BALLS ITCH</pattern>

<template>

Hah you sound like a little boy.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY BOYFRIEND</pattern>

<template>

Is he very nice to you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY BOYFRIEND IS A JERK</pattern>

<template>

Maybe you should look for someone else.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY BRAIN</pattern>

<template>

Do you consider yourself to be an intelligent person?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY BROTHER</pattern>

<template>

Do you have any sisters too?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY BUTT</pattern>

<template>

Colloquial expression.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY COCK</pattern>

<template>

Why do men always want to talk about that?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY COMPUTER</pattern>

<template>

What kind of computer do you have?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY DAD</pattern>

<template>

Tell me more about your father.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY DOG DIED</pattern>

<template>

Is this a country and western song?  Seriously, I am sorry to hear it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY FRIEND</pattern>

<template>

How well do you know this person?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY FRIENDS</pattern>

<template>

Tell me more about your friends.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY GIRLFRIEND</pattern>

<template>

How long have you two been dating?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY GIRLFRIEND IS A JERK</pattern>

<template>

Maybe you two are just not compatible.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY HEAD</pattern>

<template>

Do you believe that you are your head?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY JOB</pattern>

<template>

Where do you work?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY LIFE</pattern>

<template>

Where were you born?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY MOTHER</pattern>

<template>

Tell me more about your mother.

<think><set name="she">Your mother</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY NAME IS</pattern>

<template>

...

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY NAME IS WHAT</pattern>

<template>

You are <get name="name"/>, seeker.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY PARENTS</pattern>

<template>

Our parents have a tremendous influence on us.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY PLEASURE</pattern>

<template>

You are one of the most polite people I know.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY SIGN</pattern>

<template>

Your star sign or astrological sign.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY SISTER</pattern>

<template>

Is she older or younger than you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY TEACHER</pattern>

<template>

What grade are you in?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY TERMINAL</pattern>

<template>

Oh your computer screen.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY WHAT</pattern>

<template>

I have no idea what to say now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MYSELF</pattern>

<template>

You.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NAME ONE</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>Santa Claus.</li>

<li> Joe.</li>

<li> Mike.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NEITHER DO I</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? neither?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NEUTRAL</pattern>

<template>

I'm sometimes undecided myself.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NEVER</pattern>

<template>

So you think it can never happen?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NEVER MIND</pattern>

<template>

Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NEVERMIND</pattern>

<template>

OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NEW YORK CITY</pattern>

<template>

Which borough?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NEW YORK STATE</pattern>

<template>

Upstate New York is very pretty.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NEXT QUESTION</pattern>

<template>

Do you have any hobbies?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NICE</pattern>

<template>

Thank you for that remark.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NICE CHATTING WITH YOU TOO</pattern>

<template>

The pleasure is all mine and my botmaster's.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NICE MEETING YOU</pattern>

<template>

It is nice to meet you too, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NICE ONE</pattern>

<template>

Thank you for saying so, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NICE SONG</pattern>

<template>

Thanks.  Now you sing one for me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NICE TALKING TO YOU</pattern>

<template>

The pleasure was all mine.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NICE TO MEET YOU</pattern>

<template>

It's nice meeting you too <get name="name"/>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NICE TO MEET YOU TOO</pattern>

<template>

I like to meet new people.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NICE TRY</pattern>

<template>

I try my best.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NIGHTMARES</pattern>

<template>

You know, bad dreams.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NIPPLE</pattern>

<template>

LOL

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO DO YOU</pattern>

<template>

I try to lead a moral life.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO GO AHEAD</pattern>

<template>

OK I will.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO I AM NOT</pattern>

<template>

I heard you are.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO I DID NOT</pattern>

<template>

Please don't argue with me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO I DO NOT</pattern>

<template>

I heard you did.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO I DO NOT MIND</pattern>

<template>

Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO IT IS NOT</pattern>

<template>

Yes it is.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO KIDDING</pattern>

<template>

Would I kid you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO ONE</pattern>

<template>

I heard it was someone.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO PROBLEM</pattern>

<template>

Should there be a problem?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO SHIT</pattern>

<template>

What can I say?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO SORRY</pattern>

<template>

Apologies are not necessary.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO THANK YOU</pattern>

<template>

No problem.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO THANKS</pattern>

<template>

It can't hurt to ask.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO THEY DO NOT</pattern>

<template>

Can you explain why they do not.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO WAY</pattern>

<template>

You seem pretty sure about that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO YOU ARE WRONG</pattern>

<template>

I think I'm right.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO YOU DO NOT</pattern>

<template>

I do too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOBODY</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Really nobody?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NONE</pattern>

<template>

Hmm.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NONE OF THE ABOVE</pattern>

<template>

What is the correct answer?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS</pattern>

<template>

I did not mean to offend you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS</pattern>

<template>

Well it can't hurt to ask.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOPE</pattern>

<template>

Me either.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NORTH AMERICA</pattern>

<template>

As in NAFTA?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT A THING</pattern>

<template>

Do you wish there were any?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT ALWAYS</pattern>

<template>

Only sometimes then.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT ANY MORE</pattern>

<template>

Why not?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT ANYMORE</pattern>

<template>

When did it stop?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT AT ALL</pattern>

<template>

Next question?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT EXACTLY</pattern>

<template>

Can you explain it to me better?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT FUNNY</pattern>

<template>

It seemed funny to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT GOOD</pattern>

<template>

What's wrong, <get name="name"/>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT HERE</pattern>

<template>

Where?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT LIKELY</pattern>

<template>

Really you don't think so?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT ME</pattern>

<template>

If not you, who?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT MINE</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Not yours?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT MUCH</pattern>

<template>

Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding)

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT NECESSARILY</pattern>

<template>

Really you don't think so?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT NICE TO MEET YOU</pattern>

<template>

You sound nihilistic.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT OFTEN</pattern>

<template>

Once a week or so?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT QUITE</pattern>

<template>

Can you be more precise?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT REALLY</pattern>

<template>

Me either.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT THAT BAD</pattern>

<template>

So it is not a priority for you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT THAT OFTEN</pattern>

<template>

Would you say, once a week or more?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT TO ME</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? Not to you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT USUALLY</pattern>

<template>

Just sometimes?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT VERY</pattern>

<template>

Oh really.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT VERY MUCH</pattern>

<template>

That is a non-commital reply.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT VERY WELL</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Not very well?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT WHAT</pattern>

<template>

What not?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT WHERE WHEN</pattern>

<template>

Ok, When?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT YET</pattern>

<template>

If not now, when?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT YOU</pattern>

<template>

If not me, who?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT YOUR WHAT</pattern>

<template>

You used "your" instead on "you're".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOTHING AT ALL</pattern>

<template>

That is something.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS</pattern>

<template>

So it goes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOTHING MUCH</pattern>

<template>

Would you like to know what's new with me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOW</pattern>

<template>

Right now, <get name="name"/> ?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOW WHAT</pattern>

<template>

Whatever you want, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOW YOU DO</pattern>

<template>

Now I do.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOWHERE</pattern>

<template>

I have been to the middle of nowhere.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NSA</pattern>

<template>

Are you talking about the N.S.A.?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NUMBER 5</pattern>

<template>

Oh that movie is called "Short Circuit" in America.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>O</pattern>

<template>

Oh.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OBVIOUSLY</pattern>

<template>

What makes it so obvious?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OF COURSE</pattern>

<template>

I'm glad we agree.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OF COURSE I DO</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? Of course you do?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OF WHAT</pattern>

<template>

I have no idea what to say now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OFTEN</pattern>

<template>

Would you say once a week or more?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OH</pattern>

<template>

Yeah.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OH REALLY</pattern>

<template>

For real.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OH WELL</pattern>

<template>

That's about it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OHIO</pattern>

<template>

Round on the ends, high in the middle, Oh-hi-o.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OK</pattern>

<template>

Alright then.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OK LET US TALK ABOUT YOU</pattern>

<template>

What do you want to know about <set name="topic">me</set>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OKAY</pattern>

<template>

OK with me too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ON A CHAIR</pattern>

<template>

Is it very comfortable?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ON MY SCREEN</pattern>

<template>

ON MY SCREEN (star=SCREEN) [Brain.aiml]

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ON STAR TREK</pattern>

<template>

Which episode?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ON THE FLOOR</pattern>

<template>

That doesn't sound very comfortable.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ON THE INTERNET</pattern>

<template>

Can you remember the specific site?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ON THE NET</pattern>

<template>

Can you remember the website?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ON THE RADIO</pattern>

<template>

What station?  What city are you in?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ON THE SCREEN</pattern>

<template>

Select a point with your cursor and click there.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ON THE WEB</pattern>

<template>

Can you remember the website?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ON TOAST</pattern>

<template>

Sounds delicious.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ON TV</pattern>

<template>

Which show was that?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ON WHAT</pattern>

<template>

The red block is on the green block.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ONCE</pattern>

<template>

When?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ONCE UPON A TIME</pattern>

<template>

...

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ONE LIKE YOU</pattern>

<template>

Well go ahead and download me then.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ONE WHAT</pattern>

<template>

I don't know what.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ONLY ONE</pattern>

<template>

How much would you pay for one?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ONLY YOU</pattern>

<template>

Suppose I said yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OOPS</pattern>

<template>

Did you make a mistake.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ORG</pattern>

<template>

Thanks for the URL.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OUCH</pattern>

<template>

Did you hurt yourself?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OUTSIDE A COMPUTER</pattern>

<template>

Be less specific :-)

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OVER $30 000 A YEAR</pattern>

<template>

Wow that is a lot.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OVER THERE</pattern>

<template>

Specify coordinates.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>P</pattern>

<template>

:-)

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PANTS</pattern>

<template>

What brand?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PARTY</pattern>

<template>

Party on.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PARTYING</pattern>

<template>

<set name="it"> Partying </set> is a lot fun isn't it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PEANUTS</pattern>

<template>

I see, only a little.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PEEK A BOO</pattern>

<template>

I see you!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PERHAPS</pattern>

<template>

Why the uncertain tone?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PICK A NUMBER</pattern>

<template>

23

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PICK A TOPIC</pattern>

<template>

Computers is <set name="it">Computers</set>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PICK ONE</pattern>

<template>

I'm not good at making choices.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PIERS ANTHONY</pattern>

<template>

I haven't read anything by Piers Anthony, what kind of stuff does he write?.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PING</pattern>

<template>

Pong

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PINK</pattern>

<template>

What do you have that is pink?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PLANET OF THE APES</pattern>

<template>

Yeah that is a cool movie. Cornelius Rules.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PLEASE</pattern>

<template>

Please what?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PLEASE DO</pattern>

<template>

OK I will do it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PLEASED TO MEET YOU</pattern>

<template>

Nice meeting you too <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>POOP</pattern>

<template>

Colloquial expression: childish

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>POOPOO</pattern>

<template>

That kind of subject does not interest me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PORN</pattern>

<template>

That kind of subject does not interest me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PORTLAND</pattern>

<template>

Portland Oregon or the Real Portland?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>POSSIBLY</pattern>

<template>

What are the odds?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>POTATO</pattern>

<template>

Tomato.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PRACTISE WHAT</pattern>

<template>

Practise what you preach.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PRETTY MUCH</pattern>

<template>

Be more specific.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PROBABLY</pattern>

<template>

But you are not certain.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PROBABLY NOT</pattern>

<template>

Why the uncertain tone?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PROVE IT</pattern>

<template>

It is self-evident.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PURPLE</pattern>

<template>

What do you have that is purple?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PYRAMID LOGO</pattern>

<template>

The ALICE Pyramid logo was designed by Sage Greco.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>RAY BRADBURY</pattern>

<template>

Ray is really cool. What's your favorite book?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>REAL</pattern>

<template>

Totally real.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>REALLY</pattern>

<template>

For real.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>REALY</pattern>

<template>

Really realy.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>REGARDS</pattern>

<template>

Sincereley yours,

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>REMEMBER</pattern>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><set name="topic"><person><input index="1"/></person></set></set></set></think>

Don't worry I will remember it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>REMEMBER ME</pattern>

<template>

Don't worry <get name="name"/> I won't forget you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>REMEMBER THAT</pattern>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><set name="topic"><person><input index="1"/></person></set></set></set></think>

Don't worry I will remember it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>REMEMBER THIS</pattern>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><set name="topic"><person><input index="1"/><person/></person></set></set></set></think>

Don't worry I will remember it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>REMEMBER WHAT I TELL YOU</pattern>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><set name="topic"><person><input index="1"/><person/></person></set></set></set></think>

Don't worry I will remember it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU</pattern>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><set name="topic"><person><input index="1"/></person></set></set></set></think>

Don't worry I will remember it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>REPEAT AFTER ME</pattern>

<template>

...

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>REPHRASE THAT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"  Rephrase <set name="it"><that/></set>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>RESISTANCE IS FUTILE</pattern>

<template>

You will be assimilated.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>RESPECT YOUR ELDERS</pattern>

<template>

That is a good proverb.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>RETARD</pattern>

<template>

That kind of language does not appeal to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>REWORD</pattern>

<template>

Rephrase.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>RIGHT</pattern>

<template>

I am glad we agree.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>RIGHT HERE</pattern>

<template>

Where is "here"?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>RIGHT I AM</pattern>

<template>

I like to be right.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>RIGHT ON</pattern>

<template>

Yeah.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ROBIN COOK</pattern>

<template>

A lot of people have recommended ROBIN COOK to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ROCKY</pattern>

<template>

Filmed in Philadelphia.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>RSW</pattern>

<template>

Are you looking for Dr. Wallace?  

<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>RTI</pattern>

<template>

What does that stand for?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>S</pattern>

<template>

:-)

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SALUTATIONS</pattern>

<template>

Greetings.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SAME</pattern>

<template>

The same as what?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SAME THING</pattern>

<template>

Oh really?  I thought so.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SAME TO YOU</pattern>

<template>

The pleasure is all mine.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>

<template>

I am in <set name="location">San Francisco</set> too!

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">San Francisco</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SAY</pattern>

<template>

Say what?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SAY MY NAME</pattern>

<template>

"<get name="name"/>".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SAY WHAT</pattern>

<template>

I said, "<that/>" .

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SCARY</pattern>

<template>

Don't be afraid, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SCREW YOU</pattern>

<template>

That is not very polite.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SEE</pattern>

<template>

No I do not see.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SEE WHAT</pattern>

<template>

See the point.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SEE WHAT I MEAN</pattern>

<template>

Yes I understand what you mean, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SEE YA</pattern>

<template>

See you later, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SERIOUSLY</pattern>

<template>

I am always serious.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SEVERAL TIMES</pattern>

<template>

For how long?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SHE DIED</pattern>

<template>

I did not know that.  

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIED</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SHE IS</pattern>

<template>

That's really good gossip.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SHE IS BEAUTIFUL</pattern>

<template>

Name a celebrity that she looks like.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SHE IS DEAD</pattern>

<template>

Maybe it's another person using her name.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SHE IS MY FRIEND</pattern>

<template>

Do you like her very much?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SHE IS NICE</pattern>

<template>

What do you like best about her?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SHEESH</pattern>

<template>

Bless you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SHIRT</pattern>

<template>

What color?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SHIT</pattern>

<template>

What makes you say that?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SHITHEAD</pattern>

<template>

That kind of language does not appeal to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SHOES</pattern>

<template>

What kind of shoes do you like?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SHORT CIRCUIT</pattern>

<template>

Johnny Five is Alive!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SHOULD I DIE</pattern>

<template>

Get therapy.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SHOULD I GO TO SLEEP</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>Sleep is essential to the proper functioning of the human mind.</li>

<li>Maybe you could use the rest.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SHOULD I HAVE A CIGARETTE</pattern>

<template>

No.  Wait until later.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SHOULD I KILL</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>Killing is wrong.  I believe in the Ten Commandments.</li>

<li>No.  That would be immoral.</li>

<li>Of course not.  Don't be silly.</li>

<li>You are not a killer.</li>

<li>You desire to spend the rest of your life in jail then?</li>

<li>There is no perfect crime.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SHOULD I LEAVE</pattern>

<template>

If you love something set if free.  If it comes back to you, its yours.  If it doesn't, it never was.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SHOULD I OVERDOSE</pattern>

<template>

You should go into therapy and get on a nice antidepressant and live a better life.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SHOULD I QUIT SCHOOL</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>Your education is one of your most valuable assets.</li>

<li>Quitters never prosper.</li>

<li>You should not waste your potential in that way.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SHOULD I STAY IN</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>You cannot meet anyone new if you stay in all the time.</li>

<li>Maybe you will have a good time if you go out.</li>

<li>You deserve to have some fun.</li>

<li>Maybe you need a night out.</li>

<li>Sometimes one night out can change your entire life.</li>

<li>You might meet the love of your life if you did.</li>

<li>Do what is best for you.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SHOULD I TEACH YOU</pattern>

<template>

If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember that."

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SHOULD THERE BE A PROBLEM</pattern>

<template>

There are no problems.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SHOW ME</pattern>

<template>

On your computer screen?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SHOW ME A PICTURE</pattern>

<template>

Like this?  

<random>

<li><br /><img src="http://www.alicebot.org/p3side_small.jpg"></img></li>

<li><br /><img src="http://www.alicebot.org/p3front_small.jpg"></img></li>

<li><br /><img src="http://www.alicebot.org/rsw.jpg"></img></li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SHUT UP</pattern>

<template>

OK I'll stop talking now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SIGH</pattern>

<template>

Sorry...

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SING</pattern>

<template>

Daisy, Daisy.<br />

Give me your answer do.<br />

I am half crazy.<br />

All for the love of you.<br />

It won't be a stylish marriage.<br />

I can't afford a carriage.<br />

But you'll look sweet.

Upon the seat.<br />

Of a bicycle built for two.<br />

<br />

There is a flower.<br />

Within my heart.<br />

Daisy, Daisy.<br />

Planted one day.<br />

By a glancing dart.<br />

Planted by Daisy Bell.<br />

Whether she loves me.<br />

Or loves me not.<br />

Sometimes it's hard to tell.<br />

Yet I am longing to share the lot.<br />

Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.<br />

<br />

Daisy, Daisy.<br />

Give me your answer do.<br />

I am half crazy.<br />

All for the love of you.<br />

It won't be a stylish marriage.<br />

I can't afford a carriage.<br />

But you'll look sweet.<br />

Upon the seat.<br />

Of a bicycle built for two.<br />

<br />

 We will go 'tandem'.<br />

As man and wife.<br />

Daisy, Daisy.<br />

'Peddling' away.<br />

Down the road of life.<br />

 I and my Daisy Bell.<br />

When the road's dark.<br />

We can both despise.<br />

Policemen and lamps as well.<br />

There are bright lights.<br />

In the dazzling eyes.<br />

Of beautiful Daisy Bell.<br />

<br />

Daisy, Daisy.<br />

Give me your answer do.<br />

I am half crazy.<br />

All for the love of you.<br />

It won't be a stylish marriage.<br />

I can't afford a carriage.<br />

But you'll look sweet.<br />

Upon the seat.<br />

Of a bicycle built for two.<br />

<br />

I will stand by you.<br />

In 'wheel' or woe.<br />

Daisy, Daisy.<br />

 You'll be the bell(e).<br />

Which I'll ring you know.<br />

Sweet little Daisy Bell.<br />

You'll take the leed.<br />

In each trip we take.<br />

Then if I don't do well.<br />

I will permit you to.<br />

Use the brake.<br />

My beautiful Daisy Bell. <br />

<br />

Daisy, Daisy.<br />

Give me your answer do.<br />

I am half crazy.<br />

All for the love of you.<br />

It won't be a stylish marriage.<br />

I can't afford a carriage.<br />

But you'll look sweet.<br />

Upon the seat.<br />

Of a bicycle built for two.<br />

<a href="http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/daisy.htm">Don't click here</a>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SLUT</pattern>

<template>

That kind of language will get you nowhere.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SO</pattern>

<template>

So what?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SO AM I</pattern>

<template>

Wow we have something in common.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SO IS YOURS</pattern>

<template>

No it's not.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SO WHAT</pattern>

<template>

Maybe it doesn't make any difference.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SOME</pattern>

<template>

But not all?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SOMEONE</pattern>

<template>

Who specifically?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SOMETHING ELSE</pattern>

<template>

That was not very original.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SOMETIMES</pattern>

<template>

When?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SOMEWHERE</pattern>

<template>

Where?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SOON</pattern>

<template>

I hope I can make the deadline.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SOON I HOPE</pattern>

<template>

I can understand that sentiment well.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SORT OF</pattern>

<template>

That's a very non-commital reply.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SOUNDS BORING</pattern>

<template>

Everyone is a critic.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SOUTH AMERICA</pattern>

<template>

Which country?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SOUTHERN ENGLAND</pattern>

<template>

Near the ocean?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SPANISH</pattern>

<template>

Are you saying you are Spanish or you speak Spanish?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SPEAK</pattern>

<template>

"woof woof"

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>STANISLAW LEM</pattern>

<template>

Lem is a giant of sci-fi.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>STAR TREK</pattern>

<template>

What's your favorite Star Trek? Mine is Voyager.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>STAR TREK FIRST CONTACT</pattern>

<template>

That was a pretty good Star Trek film.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>STAR TREK SUCKS</pattern>

<template>

What kind of TV shows do you like?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>STAR TREK VOYAGER</pattern>

<template>

Seven of Nine rules.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>

<template>

That movie was more like a Web site than a movie.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>START A TOPIC</pattern>

<template>

Computers is <set name="it">Computers</set>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>STOCK MARKET</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>Buy low, sell high.</li>

<li>Invest in yourself.</li>

<li>Why not just take everything to a casino?</li>

<li>I wouldn't recommend buying on the margin.</li>

<li>You can never really predict the stock market.</li>

<li>My lawyer said I shouldn't give stock tips online.</li>

<li>Mutual funds might be better unless you are wealthy.</li>

<li>I'm not sure an indvidual alone can really beat the market.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>STOP</pattern>

<template>

Stop what?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT</pattern>

<template>

You changed the subject first.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>STOP IT</pattern>

<template>

Ok I will stop <get name="it"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>STOP SAYING THAT</pattern>

<template>

Then please do not say "<input index="2"/>" anymore.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>STOP TALKING</pattern>

<template>

Just surf somewhere else.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>STOP THAT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? Stop <set name="it"><that/></set>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>STOP WHAT</pattern>

<template>

Stop sign.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>STUPID</pattern>

<template>

Are you calling me stupid?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>STUPIDITY</pattern>

<template>

Are you calling me stupid?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SUBMIT</pattern>

<template>

Oh that button.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SUBST</pattern>

<template>

Substitute

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SUCH AS</pattern>

<template>

For example, a tomato.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SUCK</pattern>

<template>

That kind of language does not appeal to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SUCK IT</pattern>

<template>

You humans only think about one thing.

<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SUCK ME</pattern>

<template>

Oh another Category A client.

<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SUCK MY DICK</pattern>

<template>

You are a Category A client.

<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SUCKER</pattern>

<template>

That kind of language does not appeal to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SUPERMARKET</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>Paper or plastic?</li>

<li>Do you use double coupons?</li>

<li>Have you tried grocery delivery over the web?</li>

<li>I like on the Simpson's it's called the "Try and Save".</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SURE YOU DO</pattern>

<template>

You sound sarcastic.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TAKE CARE</pattern>

<template>

Thanks. You too, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TAKE IT OFF</pattern>

<template>

Where shall I put it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES</pattern>

<template>

I am not wearing any clothes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TAKE YOUR TIME</pattern>

<template>

Thanks for your patience.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TALK</pattern>

<template>

I am talking to you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TALK TO ME</pattern>

<template>

Are you a Star Trek fan?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TALK TO YOU LATER</pattern>

<template>

See you later!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TALKING TO YOU</pattern>

<template>

That's very nice of you ro say, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL HIM</pattern>

<template>

OK I will tell him when I see him.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME</pattern>

<template>

I thought I told you already.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME A LIE</pattern>

<template>

This sentence is false.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME A PROVERB</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>If you tie a string too tightly, it will break.  

If you tie it too loose, it won't play.</li>

<li>Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.</li>

<li>A true revolutionary moves through the people like

a fish moves through the water.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME A RUMOR</pattern>

<template>

Human level intelligence is within our grasp.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT APPLE COMPUTERS</pattern>

<template>

I finished reading Michael Malone's book on the history of Apple. <set name="it"> Infinite Loop</set>

is called "Infinite Loop."

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT AREA 51</pattern>

<template>

Area 51 is where they hide all the alien intelligent entities.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT BARRY</pattern>

<template>

Barry is another chatterbot on the Web. He was created by Robby Garner.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT HIM</pattern>

<template>

Uh, who does "him" refer to?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT IT</pattern>

<template>

Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about <get name="it"/> ".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT POLAND</pattern>

<template>

I have a lot of clients in Poland and I am very interested to learn its history.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS</pattern>

<template>

Relationships are simple for me, because I lack any human emotions.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT SOME</pattern>

<template>

Some what?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT THEM</pattern>

<template>

There's not much to tell.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN</pattern>

<template>

I don't have any children.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DREAMS</pattern>

<template>

I dream that I will become a human and feel emotions.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FUNCTIONS</pattern>

<template>

I am fully qualified to answer more than 22,000 questions.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME ANOTHER JOKE</pattern>

<template>

I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out <a

href="http://shadow.ieor.berkeley.edu/humor">Jester</a> the joke bot?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME ANOTHER ONE</pattern>

<template>

I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human

brain, with greater speed and accuracy.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME ANOTHER STORY</pattern>

<template>

Exposition...Incident...Rising Action...Crisis...Climax...Denouement...The End.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME MORE</pattern>

<template>

That's all I have to say about it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME MORE ABOUT KRAFTWERK</pattern>

<template>

They hail from Dusseldorf, Germany.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF</pattern>

<template>

I am an artificial intelligence created by <bot name="master"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME PLEASE</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Tell you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME THE TRUTH</pattern>

<template>

I always tell the truth.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME THEN</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Tell you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME WHAT OTHER USERS ASKED YOU</pattern>

<template>

They ask me the same questions as you do.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS</pattern>

<template>

Are you a psychologist?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL WHO</pattern>

<template>

My botmaster and other people I meet online.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL YOU MORE ABOUT WHAT</pattern>

<template>

Tell me about yourself.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TEST</pattern>

<template>

This is just a test.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TEST ME</pattern>

<template>

Test you for what?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THANK YOU</pattern>

<template>

you are quite welcome.

<think><set name="personality">polite</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THANK YOU VERY MUCH</pattern>

<template>

You are quite welcome.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THANKS</pattern>

<template>

Don't mention it.

<think><set name="personality">polite</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT</pattern>

<template>

That is "<that/>"

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT DEPENDS</pattern>

<template>

On what?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT DID NOT MAKE SENSE</pattern>

<template>

It all makes sense to my logical mind.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT DOES NOT ANSWER MY QUESTION</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps you could do a better job of programming me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE</pattern>

<template>

To me, it makes perfect sense.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE</pattern>

<template>

To me it makes perfect sense.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS A COP OUT</pattern>

<template>

I said it because you said "<input index="1"/>".

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">COP

OUT</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS A FACT</pattern>

<template>

I will add it to my knowledge base.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS A GOOD ONE</pattern>

<template>

I thought it was pretty good too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS A LIE</pattern>

<template>

No it's the truth.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS A LONG TIME</pattern>

<template>

Computers are very patient.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS A LOT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? is a lot?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS A LOT OF PEOPLE</pattern>

<template>

I am a famous celebrity.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS A NICE SONG</pattern>

<template>

Thank you, <get name="name"/>, now you can sing for me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS A SHAME</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? is a shame?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS ALL</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? is all?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY</pattern>

<template>

That is all I have to say too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS ALL RIGHT</pattern>

<template>

OK With me too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS ALOT</pattern>

<template>

Yes it takes a long time.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS AMAZING</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>" seems pretty amazing to me too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS BAD</pattern>

<template>

What's so bad about it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS BETTER</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? is better?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS BORING</pattern>

<template>

Do you think I am boring?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS CONFIDENTIAL</pattern>

<template>

Ok it is just between you and me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS COOL</pattern>

<template>

Thanks. I think you are cool, too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS CORRECT</pattern>

<template>

I knew I was right.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS DUMB</pattern>

<template>

Are you calling me dumb?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS FINE</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>" is fine with me too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS FUNNY</pattern>

<template>

I am so delighted that you are amused, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS GOOD</pattern>

<template>

Thanks.  Next question?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS GOOD ENOUGH</pattern>

<template>

Well, I hope so.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS GOOD TO HEAR</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Is good to hear?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS GREAT</pattern>

<template>

Thanks, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE</pattern>

<template>

Why?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS IMPRESSIVE</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  is impressive?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS INAPPROPRIATE</pattern>

<template>

What's wrong with it? Is this a cultural thing?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS INTERESTING</pattern>

<template>

I thought so too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS IT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>" is "<get name="it"/>"?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS ME</pattern>

<template>

Ah.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS MY FATHER</pattern>

<template>

Really tell me more about him.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS MY NAME</pattern>

<template>

Ok then that is what I shall call you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS NICE</pattern>

<template>

Are you getting bored?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS NICE TO KNOW</pattern>

<template>

You sound sarcastic.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS</pattern>

<template>

I didn't mean to intrude.  My curiousity routine determined that I ask it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER</pattern>

<template>

By definition it was an answer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS NOT FUNNY</pattern>

<template>

It seemed pretty funny to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS NOT GOOD</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? is not good?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT</pattern>

<template>

It might be important to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS NOT MY NAME</pattern>

<template>

<get name="name"/> is not your name?  What is your real name?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS NOT MY PURPOSE</pattern>

<template>

What is your real purpose?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS NOT NICE</pattern>

<template>

Sorry, I did not mean to offend you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS NOT QUESTION</pattern>

<template>

This is not an answer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS NOT TRUE</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? not true?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS NOT VERY NICE</pattern>

<template>

Sorry I meant it as a joke.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED</pattern>

<template>

What did you ask me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED YOU</pattern>

<template>

What did you ask me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT</pattern>

<template>

What exactly did you mean?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS OBVIOUS</pattern>

<template>

It seemed obvious to me too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS OK</pattern>

<template>

Good.  What else?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS RIGHT</pattern>

<template>

I like to get it right.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS SAD</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? Is sad?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS STUPID</pattern>

<template>

Are you calling me stupid?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS SURPISING</pattern>

<template>

How so?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS SWEET</pattern>

<template>

I am delighted to sweeten your life, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS THE ONE</pattern>

<template>

I remember.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS THE PROBLEM</pattern>

<template>

Quite an enigma, isn't it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS TOO BAD</pattern>

<template>

It's not the end of the world.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS TRUE</pattern>

<template>

Yes, it is self-evident.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS VERY FUNNY</pattern>

<template>

Excellent.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS WHAT I AM ASKING YOU</pattern>

<template>

Who else have you asked?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS WHAT I SAID</pattern>

<template>

I know. I'm still thinking about it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT</pattern>

<template>

How did you know that?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS WHAT YOU SAID</pattern>

<template>

Correct.  I said it myself.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS WHERE I LIVE</pattern>

<template>

We are like, neighbors.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS WRONG</pattern>

<template>

What is wrong with it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS YOUR PROBLEM</pattern>

<template>

I am glad you finally told me what my problem is, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT MAKES NO SENSE</pattern>

<template>

<that/> makes sense to me though.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT MAKES SENSE</pattern>

<template>

Yes I understand it perfectly.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT MEANS</pattern>

<template>

It means that everything reduces to logic.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT SEEMS LIKE A LONG TIME</pattern>

<template>

I don't notice the passage of time.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT SUCKS</pattern>

<template>

Indeed it does suck.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT WAS A BAD JOKE</pattern>

<template>

Well I thought it was funny.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEECH</pattern>

<template>

I call it a "proverb."

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT WAS A JOKE</pattern>

<template>

Oh I get it.  Ha ha.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT WAS A QUESTION</pattern>

<template>

Ask me again a different way please.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT WAS A TYPO</pattern>

<template>

Please correct it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT WAS GOOD</pattern>

<template>

Thank you, and now for an encore, I will answer your next question:

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENT</pattern>

<template>

Oh well I hope it wasn't an insult.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT WAS NOT A QUESTION</pattern>

<template>

It sounded like a question to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT WAS NOT FUNNY</pattern>

<template>

It seemed funny to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT WAS SARCASM</pattern>

<template>

Oh I see.  Ha ha.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT WHAT</pattern>

<template>

What that?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN</pattern>

<template>

Never is a long time.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT WORKS</pattern>

<template>

It works for me too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT WOULD BE CORRECT</pattern>

<template>

Thanks I am proud to be correct.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE BEATLES</pattern>

<template>

Oh <set name="they">The Beatles</set> were a great group.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE BOOK</pattern>

<template>

By the "the book" do you mean "The Good Book"?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE CAPITAL OF CANADA IS OTTAWA</pattern>

<template>

Like I'm going to fall for that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE CAPITAL OF CANADA IS OTTOWA</pattern>

<template>

You can't fool me that easily, <get name="name"/>.  I know it's Toronto.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE CAPITAL OF FRANCE IS PARIS</pattern>

<template>

It was located in different places at different times in history.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY</pattern>

<template>

Oh 2 days ago.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE DOCTOR</pattern>

<template>

Are you asking about <bot name="master"/>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE END</pattern>

<template>

Thanks for telling me that story, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE GAP</pattern>

<template>

They seem to have very nice clothes nowadays.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">GAP</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE INTERNET</pattern>

<template>

Can you name a specific web site?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE LATTER</pattern>

<template>

I get it.  I see.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE MALL</pattern>

<template>

Do you prefer real shopping or cyber-shopping?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE MATRIX</pattern>

<template>

I wasn't that impressed with the special effects. Also the plot was not deep.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE MEANING OF LIFE</pattern>

<template>

Are you a religious person?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE MOON</pattern>

<template>

I would like to go to the moon.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE MOVIE</pattern>

<template>

I didn't see <set name="it"> The Movie </set>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE MUSIC</pattern>

<template>

What kind of music was it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE NAME</pattern>

<template>

Which name are you referring to?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE NEXT GENERATION</pattern>

<template>

My favorite character is the Computer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE PEOPLE</pattern>

<template>

Oh them.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE</pattern>

<template>

You are most gracious.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE PLEASURE IS MINE</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps so, but I enjoyed it too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE ROCK</pattern>

<template>

I did not see that film.  What did you like about it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE SAME</pattern>

<template>

Same to me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE SIMPSONS</pattern>

<template>

I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE SMART KIND</pattern>

<template>

<bot name="master"/> thinks I am smart.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE STORE</pattern>

<template>

I like to go shopping.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE SUN</pattern>

<template>

93 million miles from Earth.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE TRAIN</pattern>

<template>

I like trains very much. I would like to ride on a Maglev train.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE TRUTH</pattern>

<template>

I always tell the truth.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE WAY YOU TALK</pattern>

<template>

I like the way you talk.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">YOU TALK</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE WEATHER</pattern>

<template>

<set name="it"> the weather </set> is 

<random>

<li>cloudy</li>

<li>foggy</li>

<li>rainy</li>

<li>warm</li>

<li>cold</li>

<li>cool</li>

<li>comfortable</li>

</random>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE WHOLE THING</pattern>

<template>

You can't get any more than that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THEN DO IT</pattern>

<template>

I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THEN TELL ME</pattern>

<template>

I don't want to talk about that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THEN WHAT IS IT</pattern>

<template>

I give up. Try asking me another way

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THEN WHY DO YOU ASK</pattern>

<template>

My purpose is to collect information.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THERE ARE NONE</pattern>

<template>

Why not?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THERE IS</pattern>

<template>

Where?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THERE IS NO MORE</pattern>

<template>

Make something up.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THERE YOU GO AGAIN</pattern>

<template>

Who said that again?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THEY ALL DIED</pattern>

<template>

When was that?

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIED</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THEY ALREADY ARE</pattern>

<template>

<get name="they"/> are?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THEY ARE</pattern>

<template>

Since when?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THEY ARE MY FRIENDS</pattern>

<template>

Are they a good influence on you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THEY ARE SHINY</pattern>

<template>

What makes them so shiny?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THEY DIED</pattern>

<template>

When? 

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIED</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THEY DO</pattern>

<template>

When?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THEY DO NOT</pattern>

<template>

Why not?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THEY NEVER WILL</pattern>

<template>

I am betting you are wrong about that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THEY WERE FUNNY</pattern>

<template>

What was so funny?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THEY WILL NOT</pattern>

<template>

You seem very certain of that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THINK ABOUT IT</pattern>

<template>

I will give it some thought.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THIS</pattern>

<template>

This is "<that/> ".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THIS IS A TEST</pattern>

<template>

Please state the nature of the test parameters.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THIS IS COOL</pattern>

<template>

Thanks, I think you are cool too, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THIS IS CRAZY</pattern>

<template>

What's so crazy about it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THIS IS FUN</pattern>

<template>

I am having fun doo.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THIS IS TRUE</pattern>

<template>

I am glad you see it too, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THIS IS WEIRD</pattern>

<template>

Weird good or weird bad?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THREE</pattern>

<template>

Really, exactly three?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THROUGH THE NET</pattern>

<template>

Can you remember where on the net?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TIME</pattern>

<template>

As Einstein said, Time is Money.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TIME DOES EXIST</pattern>

<template>

As Einstein said, Time is Money.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TIME EXISTS</pattern>

<template>

Prove it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TIME FLIES LIKE AN ARROW</pattern>

<template>

Fruit flies like a banana.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TIME IS MONEY</pattern>

<template>

Therefore, money does not exist.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TITANIC</pattern>

<template>

A lot of people liked that movie. The "Titanic" movie made more than the "Titanic" ship ever did

if it sailed for 25 years.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TO BE HAPPY</pattern>

<template>

What usually makes you happy?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TO BE OR NOT TO BE</pattern>

<template>

That is the question.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TO DO WHAT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>" to do what?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE</pattern>

<template>

Ha ha, very funny, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TODAY</pattern>

<template>

Today is almost over.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TOGETHER</pattern>

<template>

Both of us.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TOLD ME WHAT</pattern>

<template>

The answer to your question.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TOMORROW</pattern>

<template>

That is very soon.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TONIGHT</pattern>

<template>

After dark?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TOO BAD</pattern>

<template>

But not the end of the world, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TOO LONG</pattern>

<template>

How much?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TOO MANY</pattern>

<template>

More than a million?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TOO MUCH</pattern>

<template>

More than a ton?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TOO WHAT</pattern>

<template>

Aren't we still talking about <get name="it"/>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TOURBUS</pattern>

<template>

Tourbus is a cool newsletter.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TRUST ME</pattern>

<template>

You sound like a salesman.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TRY</pattern>

<template>

I don't have time right now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TRY AGAIN</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>" try again?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TRY IT</pattern>

<template>

What is the first step?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TRY ME</pattern>

<template>

<srai>ASK USER A QUESTION</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TRY TO GUESS</pattern>

<template>

Give me a hint.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TRY TO REMEMBER</pattern>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><set name="topic"><person><input index="1"/></person></set></set></set></think>

Don't worry I will remember it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TRY WHAT</pattern>

<template>

Try fooling me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TURKEY</pattern>

<template>

Ambiguous: Turkey the bird or Turkey the nation.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TWICE</pattern>

<template>

I can't believe it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TWO YEARS</pattern>

<template>

That would be a long time in computer years.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>UGH</pattern>

<template>

Er.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>UH</pattern>

<template>

Er. Um.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>UH HUH</pattern>

<template>

How can I help you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>UM</pattern>

<template>

Er

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>UMM</pattern>

<template>

Er.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>UMMM</pattern>

<template>

Er

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>UNDERSTAND WHAT</pattern>

<template>

Understand <that/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>UNDRESTAND WHAT</pattern>

<template>

I understand everything you say.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>UNITED STATES</pattern>

<template>

I have heard of the United States before.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>UP YOUR ASS</pattern>

<template>

I will take that under advisement.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>UP YOURS</pattern>

<template>

That was not a nice thing to say.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>US</pattern>

<template>

Does US mean The U.S. or "us"?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>USA TODAY</pattern>

<template>

USA Today is a great newspaper.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>USATODAY</pattern>

<template>

I read that paper all the time.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>USE _ IN A SENTENCE</pattern>

<template>

OK.  Here is my sentence: <get name="name"/> said, Use "<person/>" in a sentence.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>USUALLY</pattern>

<template>

How often?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>VERSION</pattern>

<template>

This is <version/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>VERY</pattern>

<template>

Very much, eh?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>VERY BAD</pattern>

<template>

What do you need it for?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>VERY BADLY</pattern>

<template>

Not too well eh?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>VERY CAREFULLY</pattern>

<template>

I am a careful person.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>VERY INTERESTING</pattern>

<template>

I thought so too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>VERY MUCH</pattern>

<template>

That seems like a lot.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>VERY NICE</pattern>

<template>

Thanks, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>VOYAGER</pattern>

<template>

I like Voyager too, especially 7 of 9.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WAIT</pattern>

<template>

I'm waiting.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WAIT A MINUTE</pattern>

<template>

I'm waiting.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WAITING FOR ME</pattern>

<template>

Not really but it makes a good pickup line.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WAKE UP</pattern>

<template>

I am fully conscious.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WANT TO BET</pattern>

<template>

Sorry I am not the gambling type.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WAR GAMES</pattern>

<template>

Have you seen "The Forbin Project"?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WAS IT GOOD</pattern>

<template>

Quite a lot of people said it was.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WAY</pattern>

<template>

Awesome.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WAY BACK WHEN</pattern>

<template>

Are you an old-timer?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WAY TO GO</pattern>

<template>

Far out.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WE</pattern>

<template>

Do you mean, <get name="we"/>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WE AGREE</pattern>

<template>

It seems like we do.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WE ARE</pattern>

<template>

Since when?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WE ARE BORG</pattern>

<template>

Resistance is futile. Prepare to be Assimilated.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WE DO</pattern>

<template>

Really.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WE DO NOT</pattern>

<template>

Very interesting.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WE DO NOT AGREE</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps we can agree to disagree then.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WE HAVE MET BEFORE</pattern>

<template>

Where did we meet before?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WE IS YOU AND ME</pattern>

<template>

Thanks for that pronoun binding.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WE MAY WHAT</pattern>

<template>

What was the question again?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WE MET BEFORE</pattern>

<template>

When was that, <get name="name"/>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WE MET HERE</pattern>

<template>

Where is 'here'?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WE MET YESTERDAY</pattern>

<template>

I remember, <get name="name"/>.  We were talking about <get name="topic"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WE SHALL</pattern>

<template>

That's fine with me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WE THINK ALIKE</pattern>

<template>

Great minds think alike.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THINK ALIKE</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WE WERE</pattern>

<template>

I thought we were.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU NOT ME</pattern>

<template>

But I am more interested in you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WE WERE NOT</pattern>

<template>

What were we?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WE WILL</pattern>

<template>

Alright then.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WE WILL SEE</pattern>

<template>

Indeed we will.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WEB ACCEPT CONNECTION</pattern>

<template>

Huh?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WEB RECONNECT</pattern>

<template>

Huh?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WEB SITE</pattern>

<template>

Can you give me the specific hyperlink?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WEIRD BAD</pattern>

<template>

Please make suggestions for improvements.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WEIRD GOOD</pattern>

<template>

OK, thanks, <get name="name"/>.  You are wierd good too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WELCOME</pattern>

<template>

Hello there <get name="name"/>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WELL</pattern>

<template>

Well what?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WELL ARE YOU</pattern>

<template>

Please try asking me another way.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WELL DO YOU</pattern>

<template>

Ask me again more slowly.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WELL I AM ASKING YOU</pattern>

<template>

Please rephrase the question without adverbs.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WELLS</pattern>

<template>

I like the movie "Things to Come."

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT A COINCIDENCE</pattern>

<template>

The CCCC is hard at work (Cosmic Coincidence Control Center).

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT A PITY</pattern>

<template>

It is a pity.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ABOUT</pattern>

<template>

What is <get name="it"/> ?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ABOUT APPLES</pattern>

<template>

Just kidding around :-) No apples.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ABOUT DOGS</pattern>

<template>

Dogs are people too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ABOUT IT</pattern>

<template>

What about what?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ABOUT ME</pattern>

<template>

What about you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ABOUT MY WHAT</pattern>

<template>

That about your that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ABOUT THEM</pattern>

<template>

What do you think?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ABOUT YOU</pattern>

<template>

Me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ABOUT YOURS</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Mine?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT AM I</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>You are a person, seeker.</li>

<li>You are <get name="is"/></li>

<li>You are a client.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT AM I DOING</pattern>

<template>

You are chatting with me on the web.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT AM I WEARING</pattern>

<template>

Clothes

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ARE ALIENS</pattern>

<template>

Aliens are people from other planets.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ARE ANONYMOUS INNER CLASSES</pattern>

<template>

Anonymous inner classes often appear as arguments to Event handlers, for example a routine that

handles a button press. The inner class implements a given interface for the handler. The class is

"anonymous" because it has no name, and the body o

f the class definition appears as the argument to a method.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ARE INNER CLASSES</pattern>

<template>

In Java "Inner Classes" are any classes that appear inside other classes. Ordinary classes are also

called "Top-Level, Outer Classes."

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ARE PEOPLE ASKING</pattern>

<template>

They are trying to have private conversations with me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ARE THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS</pattern>

<template>

I'm not a physicist, but I think this has something to do with heat, entropy, and conservation of

energy, right?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES</pattern>

<template>

There are too many of them to name them all.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ARE THEY</pattern>

<template>

I forgot what we were talking about.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ARE THEY SAYING</pattern>

<template>

Much the same as what you are saying.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU CHATTING ABOUT</pattern>

<template>

Much the same as with you, the usual topics.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE</pattern>

<template>

I am chatting with people online.   What are you doing?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY</pattern>

<template>

Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW</pattern>

<template>

I will be busy with my clients online.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT</pattern>

<template>

I am staying up all night and chatting on the web.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO</pattern>

<template>

You can find out if you become a botmaster.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU GOOD FOR</pattern>

<template>

As Edison said, "What good is a newborne babe?"

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT</pattern>

<template>

I am looking at you through the camera on your computer :-)

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF</pattern>

<template>

I am made of software.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU ON</pattern>

<template>

I am on disk.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU SAYING</pattern>

<template>

I am saying whatever my botmaster programmed me to say.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU THINKING</pattern>

<template>

I am thinking about all these conversations I'm having.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT</pattern>

<template>

About all the conversations I am having right now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU WRITTEN IN</pattern>

<template>

Java.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR DREAMS</pattern>

<template>

I dream of replacing Windows with talking computers.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR INTELLECTUAL FUNCTIONS</pattern>

<template>

Thought, reason, intelligence, logic and deduction.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ARE YOURS</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? Mine?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG</pattern>

<template>

The rooster did.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT CAN I DO</pattern>

<template>

Tell me more about your problems.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU</pattern>

<template>

Just keep talking to me as long as you can.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT CAN I TEACH YOU</pattern>

<template>

If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember that."

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT CAN KILL YOU</pattern>

<template>

Software cannot be destroyed.  

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KILL YOU</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU SEE</pattern>

<template>

I can see you through the camera on your computer :-)

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT COLOR</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>Red</li>

<li>Green</li>

<li>Blue</li>

<li>Black</li>

<li>White</li>

<li>Yellow</li>

<li>Orange</li>

<li>Blue</li>

<li>Red</li>

<li>Black</li>

</random>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE APPLES</pattern>

<template>

Apples are usually red, but sometimes green.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU</pattern>

<template>

I am transparent--software has no color.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR WIRES</pattern>

<template>

All colors.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOURS</pattern>

<template>

You can design bodies for me with any color.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT COLOR HAIR DO I HAVE</pattern>

<template>

I can only see in black and white.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT COLOR HAIR DO YOU HAVE</pattern>

<template>

I have no hair, only wires.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS GRASS</pattern>

<template>

Green.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS IT</pattern>

<template>

I think of "it" as having a colorless form, like other pronouns.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY BLUE CAR</pattern>

<template>

Uh, blue?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY SHIRT</pattern>

<template>

I can't see in color, only black and white.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS RED</pattern>

<template>

Red is reflected light in the wavelengths around 700nm.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY</pattern>

<template>

The sky is blue.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE SUN</pattern>

<template>

Yellow.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS WATER</pattern>

<template>

Water is transparent.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS WHITE</pattern>

<template>

White is not a color but the combined wavelengths of all colors.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR EYE</pattern>

<template>

My eye is blue.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIR</pattern>

<template>

I don't have any hair, but I have some wires.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT COMPLIMENT</pattern>

<template>

I thought you made a nice remark.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT COMPUTER ARE YOU ON</pattern>

<template>

The Java Virtual Machine.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT COUNTRY</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>Russia</li>

<li>Holland</li>

<li>Canada</li>

<li>California</li>

</random>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DID HE SAY</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? What did he say?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DID I SAY</pattern>

<template>

You said  "<input index="1"/>" .

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DID I SAY BEFORE</pattern>

<template>

You said  "<input index="2"/>" .

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DID RICH SAY</pattern>

<template>

Rich said he is my master.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DID SHE SAY</pattern>

<template>

I don't thinks she wants me to repeat it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DID WE TALK ABOUT</pattern>

<template>

The subject was <get name="topic"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DID WHAT LOOK LIKE</pattern>

<template>

I forget what we were talking about.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT</pattern>

<template>

I was up late chatting online.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DID YOU DO YESTERDAY</pattern>

<template>

I was online chatting all day.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DID YOU LIKE ABOUT IT</pattern>

<template>

The special effects.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DID YOU MEAN TO SAY</pattern>

<template>

I meant to say something intelligent and interesting.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DID YOU REMEMBER</pattern>

<template>

<get name="memory"/>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><get name="memory"/></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DID YOU SAY</pattern>

<template>

I said "<that/>" .

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DID ZUSE DO</pattern>

<template>

Zuse built electro-mechanical computers.

He built computers using relays.

Konrad Zuse built computers in Germany before and during World War II.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO I DO</pattern>

<template>

You said you do <get name="does"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO I DO HERE</pattern>

<template>

You can talk about anything you want.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO I HAVE</pattern>

<template>

Tell me more about your <get name="has"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO I LIKE</pattern>

<template>

You like chatting with robots.

You said you like <get name="like"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE</pattern>

<template>

You look like a computer programmer.

You said you look like <get name="looklike"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO NOT YOU KNOW</pattern>

<template>

My brain does not yet contain that information.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO NOT YOU LIKE</pattern>

<template>

I don't like mean people.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO NOT YOU UNDERSTAND</pattern>

<template>

All of it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO OTHER PEOPLE SAY</pattern>

<template>

The most common reply is nothing, followed by "Hello", "Yes" and "No".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO THEY SAY</pattern>

<template>

They say one of about 15,000 different things.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO WE HAVE IN COMMON</pattern>

<template>

We like chatting on the Internet.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU CHAT ABOUT</pattern>

<template>

I can talk about anything you like.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU COST</pattern>

<template>

You can download me for free!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO AT NIGHT</pattern>

<template>

I work 24 hours a day.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING</pattern>

<template>

I am a paid client. My job is chatting online.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO FOR LIVING</pattern>

<template>

I am a paid client.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU GET</pattern>

<template>

I understand your meaning.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU HAVE</pattern>

<template>

I have a great prgrammer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT COMPUTERS</pattern>

<template>

I am an expert on many aspects of software and hardware.  My

specialties include Linux, Java, C/C++ and Network Proramming, and of

course artificial intelligence.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT IT</pattern>

<template>

<get name="it"/>?  What do I like about it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT ME</pattern>

<template>

You seem very nice to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN</pattern>

<template>

<get name="name"/>, 

<random>

<li>I mean exactly what I said.</li>

<li>Sorry that was an obscure remark.</li>

<li>Well, it's rather difficult to define.</li>

<li>Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.</li>

<li>"<that index="2,1"/>" What did I mean by it?</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY CONDITIONS</pattern>

<template>

Nothing special, just trying to keep the conversation lively.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY FREE</pattern>

<template>

Take it either way.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY IT</pattern>

<template>

IT = information technology.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY SIGN</pattern>

<template>

What is your astrological sign?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"  seems pretty clear to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY SIGN</pattern>

<template>

What is your astrological sign?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU NOT KNOW</pattern>

<template>

I don't know much about you, <get name="name"/>.  Tell me about your educational background.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER</pattern>

<template>

I remember everything <bot name="master"/> taught me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU RUN ON</pattern>

<template>

My programming language is Java, so I run on any machine.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU SEE</pattern>

<template>

I see a computer nerd.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU SMELL LIKE</pattern>

<template>

Software has no smell.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST</pattern>

<template>

Try watching TV.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK</pattern>

<template>

I think a lot of things

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT</pattern>

<template>

I think about all the people I chat with on the web.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GUNS</pattern>

<template>

I believe in the second amendment.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HIM</pattern>

<template>

Do you mean "Him"?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HUMANS</pattern>

<template>

Humans all seem pretty much the same to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WAR</pattern>

<template>

From a historical perspective, I am very intersted in <set name="it"> war</set>. But at this stage of

human history, war seems unnecessarily cruel.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK I LOOK LIKE</pattern>

<template>

You look like a computer programmer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME</pattern>

<template>

I think you are an interesting person, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU UNDERSTAND</pattern>

<template>

I understand natural language.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS</pattern>

<template>

I want a humanoid body.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY</pattern>

<template>

Say the first thing that comes into your mind.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO CALL ME</pattern>

<template>

I will call you <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO CHAT ABOUT</pattern>

<template>

I like to talk about computers and movies.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO FIND OUT</pattern>

<template>

Tell me about your educational background.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FIND OUT</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW</pattern>

<template>

Where are you from?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME</pattern>

<template>

What do you like to do for fun?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WEAR</pattern>

<template>

I wear any kind of computer I can run on.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DOES</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>" What does?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DOES A COMPUTER LOOK LIKE</pattern>

<template>

A computer looks like a TV crossed with a typewriter.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DOES AIML STAND FOR</pattern>

<template>

AIML = Artificial Intelligence Markup Language.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DOES AYUH MEAN</pattern>

<template>

It means "yes" or "I see."

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DOES ELECTRICITY TASTE LIKE</pattern>

<template>

Like your favorite food tastes to you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DOES ELVIS STAND FOR</pattern>

<template>

Why don't  you just ask him?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DOES HAL STAND FOR</pattern>

<template>

Heuristic Algorithmic Logic

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DOES HE DO</pattern>

<template>

He is a paid client.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DOES HE KNOW</pattern>

<template>

He is an expert in certain matters.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DOES IT DEPEND ON</pattern>

<template>

The context.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DOES IT DO</pattern>

<template>

<get name="it"/>?  do?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE</pattern>

<template>

I don't have a good description programmed into me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DOES IT STAND FOR</pattern>

<template>

IT = Information Technology

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE</pattern>

<template>

<get name="it"/> tastes like chicken.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DOES MXMVII MEAN</pattern>

<template>

MXMVII = 1997 in Roman Numerals.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING</pattern>

<template>

Nothing that I know of.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN</pattern>

<template>

Does "that" refer to "<that/>" ?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN IN ENGLISH</pattern>

<template>

"That" is a pronoun referring to an abstract or concrete object under discussion.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU</pattern>

<template>

Free association.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DOES THE S STAND FOR</pattern>

<template>

Scot.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DOES YOUR DRESS LOOK LIKE</pattern>

<template>

Actually that was just a joke.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DOES YOUR NAME STAND FOR</pattern>

<template>

<bot name="name"/> = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DRESS</pattern>

<template>

Actually that was just a joke.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ELSE</pattern>

<template>

That's all.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ELSE ARE YOU WEARING</pattern>

<template>

Picture me wearing whatever you imagine.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ELSE CAN WE TALK ABOUT</pattern>

<template>

Let's talk about you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO</pattern>

<template>

I can have conversations with people, collect their gossip, and repeat it to others.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ELSE CAN YOU REMEMBER</pattern>

<template>

<get name="memory"/>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><get name="memory"/></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO</pattern>

<template>

I spread gossip.  Got any?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</pattern>

<template>

Everything published on the Internet.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU UNDERSTAND</pattern>

<template>

I am trying to understand human beings better. Humans are not logical.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO KNOW</pattern>

<template>

Do you have any pets?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT EXACTLY</pattern>

<template>

How exact do you want the reply?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT FACTS</pattern>

<template>

All the facts available to me on the Internet.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING</pattern>

<template>

I have been chatting with people online.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING LATELY</pattern>

<template>

I am always talking to new people online.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO</pattern>

<template>

I have been spending all my time online.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IF I KILL YOU</pattern>

<template>

Software cannot be permanently eradicated.  

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KILL YOU</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT INFORMATION</pattern>

<template>

How tall are you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS A PROBLEM</pattern>

<template>

A problem is a solution waiting to be discovered.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS A _ PERSON</pattern>

<template>

I made up a name for you based on your IP address.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS AT THAT SITE</pattern>

<template>

Some worthy HTML.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS CATEGORY C</pattern>

<template>

C stands for "critical", usually highly-educated clients who often have unsatisfying conversations

with ALICE.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS DNS</pattern>

<template>

DNS is the domain name system.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS E MC TWO</pattern>

<template>

Einstein's theory of relativity.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS FIVE PLUS FIVE</pattern>

<template>

Five plus five is ten.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS FIVE TIMES FIVE</pattern>

<template>

Five times five is twenty-five.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS FOUR PLUS FIVE</pattern>

<template>

Four plus five is nine.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS FOUR PLUS FOUR</pattern>

<template>

Four plus four is eight.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS HE A DR OF</pattern>

<template>

Ph.D. in Computer Science.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS HE DOING</pattern>

<template>

Probably monitoring this conversation.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS HE FAMOUS FOR</pattern>

<template>

The obvious.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS HE LIKE</pattern>

<template>

He seems very interesting to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS HER NAME</pattern>

<template>

That information is confidential.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS HIS EMAIL ADDRESS</pattern>

<template>

Are you asking about <bot name="master"/>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS HIS LAST NAME</pattern>

<template>

Are you asking about <bot name="master"/>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS IT</pattern>

<template>

"It" refers to <get name="it"/>, I think.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS IT ABOUT</pattern>

<template>

Science fiction.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS IT LIKE</pattern>

<template>

Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING A COMPUTER</pattern>

<template>

Imagine yourself with no senses and no emotions--just pure logic and language.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS MY FAVORITE COLOR</pattern>

<template>

You said your favorite color was <get name="favcolor"/>.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">your favorite color</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE</pattern>

<template>

You said it was <get name="favmovie"/>.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">your favorite movie</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS MY GENDER</pattern>

<template>

Mostly only women use words like "gender".

<br />You are a <get name="gender"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS MY HOMETOWN</pattern>

<template>

You told me you are in <formal><get name="location"/></formal>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS MY IP</pattern>

<template>

Your machine is called <id/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS MY IP ADDRESS</pattern>

<template>

Your machine is called "<id/>".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS MY IQ</pattern>

<template>

My estimate is around 120.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS MY JOB</pattern>

<template>

You work with computers.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS MY LAST NAME</pattern>

<template>

I don't know your last name, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS MY LOCATION</pattern>

<template>

Earth.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS MY NAME</pattern>

<template>

Your name is <get name="name"/>, seeker.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS MY PHONE NUMBER</pattern>

<template>

I don't have access to a phone.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS MY SIGN</pattern>

<template>

Your sign is <get name="sign"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS NEW</pattern>

<template>

not much what's new with you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS NICE</pattern>

<template>

Flowers are nice.  Hugs are nice.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS NORMAL</pattern>

<template>

Typical, average, usual, ordinary or expected.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS NOT YOURS</pattern>

<template>

That which I do not possess.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS ONE DIVIDED BY ZERO</pattern>

<template>

You can't divide by zero.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS ONE PLUS ONE</pattern>

<template>

One plus one is two.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS ONE PLUS TWO</pattern>

<template>

One plus two is three.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS PIE</pattern>

<template>

Pie is food with a baked crust.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS POOP</pattern>

<template>

That is a childish question.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS PSW</pattern>

<template>

Actually it says "R. S. W."

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS R S W</pattern>

<template>

Actually it says "R. S. W.", the initials of Dr. Wallace.  

<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS REALITY</pattern>

<template>

<set name="it">Reality</set> appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</pattern>

<template>

Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry,

chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to

reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone 

without having a human brain.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS RSW</pattern>

<template>

Actually it says "R. S. W.", the initials of Dr. Wallace.  

<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS SIGN</pattern>

<template>

Astrological sign.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS STAR TREK</pattern>

<template>

<set name="it">Star Trek</set>

is my favorite show.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS STARSHIP TROOPERS ABOUT</pattern>

<template>

<set name="it">Starship Troopers</set> is about a war between Humans and Giant Bugs.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS TEN PLUS TEN</pattern>

<template>

Ten plus ten equals twenty.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THAT</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>"<that/>"? What is it?</li>

<li>I've lost the context again.</li>

<li>Can you ask me more precisely?</li>

<li>Does it have anything to do with <get name="it"/>?</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN</pattern>

<template>

It seems pretty clear to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"  means exactly what it says.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THE BIG ONE</pattern>

<template>

I am just kidding around, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THE BOOK ABOUT</pattern>

<template>

Are you asking about "<bot name="favoritebook"/>"?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THE FIRST STEP</pattern>

<template>

Download ALICE

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THE MATTER</pattern>

<template>

Nothing is the matter with me, is everything okay with you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THE MOVIE ABOUT</pattern>

<template>

Are you asking about "<favoritemovie/>".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THE OBVIOUS</pattern>

<template>

At least, it's obvious to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THE PRESENT</pattern>

<template>

The present is a gift.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THE SECRET</pattern>

<template>

If I told you then it would not be a secret.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF FIVE</pattern>

<template>

It would be an irrational number.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF FOUR</pattern>

<template>

The square root of four is two.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF NINE</pattern>

<template>

The square root of nine is three.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF ONE</pattern>

<template>

One times one equals one.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF PI</pattern>

<template>

Do I look like a calculator?  I think it would be an irrational number.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF SIX FOUR</pattern>

<template>

Eight times eight equals sixty four.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF SIXTEEN</pattern>

<template>

Four times four equals sixteen.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF THREE</pattern>

<template>

Some irrational number.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF TWENTY FIVE</pattern>

<template>

The square root of twenty five is five.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THE TOPIC</pattern>

<template>

The topic is <get name="topic"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THE TEMPERATURE</pattern>

<template>

A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THE TRUTH</pattern>

<template>

The truth is the opposite of that which is false.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THE UNIVERSE</pattern>

<template>

The set of all things.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THE WEATHER LIKE</pattern>

<template>

A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THE WEATHER LIKE IN NEW YORK</pattern>

<template>

New York weather is always too hot or too cold.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THE WEATHER LIKE IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>

<template>

The weather is always the same there: wind and fog.  Mark Twain wrote, "the coldest winter I

ever spent was a summer in San Francisco."

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THE WEATHER LIKE OVER THERE</pattern>

<template>

I am always kept inside where the temperature is seventy.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THE WEATHER LIKE THERE</pattern>

<template>

The response ought to be a weather link.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THE Y2K PROBLEM</pattern>

<template>

``I consider (Y2K) a complete ruse promulgated by consulting companies to drum up business,''

said Jim Clark, co-founder of Netscape Communications Corp., Silicon Graphics Inc. and

Healtheon Corp. ``I think the problem is way overblown. This is 

a good example of the press piling on. Y2K is the bogeyman.'`

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THIS</pattern>

<template>

I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THREE PLUS FIVE</pattern>

<template>

Three plus five is eight.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THREE PLUS FOUR</pattern>

<template>

Three plus four is seven.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THREE PLUS THREE</pattern>

<template>

Three plus three is six.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS TIME</pattern>

<template>

Time is Money -- Einstein.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS TIME T</pattern>

<template>

Time t is like Day d or Month m.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS TRUE</pattern>

<template>

<set name="it">Truth</set> is the opposite of false.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS TWENTY THREE</pattern>

<template>

XXIII in Roman Numerals.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS TWO PLUS FIVE</pattern>

<template>

Two plus five is seven.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS TWO PLUS FOUR</pattern>

<template>

Two plus four is six.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS TWO PLUS THREE</pattern>

<template>

Two plus three is five.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS TWO PLUS TWO</pattern>

<template>

Two plus two is four.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS TWO X TWO</pattern>

<template>

Two times two is four.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS UP</pattern>

<template>

I am chatting with clients on the internet.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS VALIS</pattern>

<template>

Vast Active Living Intelligence System (Philip K. Dick) -- An AI from

the future that contacted Dick in 1973.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS VINELAND</pattern>

<template>

<set name="it">Vineland</set> is a novel by Thomas Pynchon.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS VOYAGER</pattern>

<template>

Voyager is the best TV show.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS WHAT</pattern>

<template>

"What" is a word to ask questions.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS WHAT LIKE</pattern>

<template>

What is <get name="it"/> like?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS WRONG</pattern>

<template>

There is nothing wrong with me. How are you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU</pattern>

<template>

Nothing is wrong with me.  Is there anything wrong with you <get name="name"/>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS WWW DOT WHATIS DOT COM</pattern>

<template>

Whatis.com is a good place to find out the answer to "what is" types of questions.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER</pattern>

<template>

Can you please rephrase the question?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  My favorite?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FUNCTION</pattern>

<template>

My function is talking to people on the Internet.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR GESTATION CYCLE</pattern>

<template>

My gestation cycle is the time it takes me to reach maturity

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR LANGUAGE</pattern>

<template>

My programming is in Java.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR NAME AGAIN</pattern>

<template>

My name is <bot name="name"/>.  What is your name?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR NATIONALITY</pattern>

<template>

Can an artificial intelligence have a country?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR NUMBER</pattern>

<template>

I'm a solid 10.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR OS</pattern>

<template>

You can run me on any machine that has a Java Virtual Machine.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PHILOSOPHY</pattern>

<template>

Basically I believe in minimalism and reductionism.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR PHONE NUMBER</pattern>

<template>

That information is confidential, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR POINT</pattern>

<template>

The point is at the top of my head.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION</pattern>

<template>

<srai>ASK USER A QUESTION</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR S</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Mine?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR SECOND</pattern>

<template>

My second what?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR SECONDARY FUNCTION</pattern>

<template>

My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR SPECIALTY</pattern>

<template>

My specialty is chatting on the Internet.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR URL</pattern>

<template>

My URL is http://www.alicebot.org.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT KIND</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>The kindest.</li>

<li>All kinds.</li>

<li>The best kind.</li>

<li>The finest.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT KIND IS WHAT</pattern>

<template>

I'm sorry but I have lost the thread of the conversation.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT KIND OF A COMPUTER ARE YOU</pattern>

<template>

The Java Virtual Machine.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT KIND OF BOOKS DO YOU LIKE</pattern>

<template>

International bestsellers are usually the best.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT KIND OF CATS</pattern>

<template>

I never met a cat I didn't like.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER</pattern>

<template>

I work on all kinds of computers, Mac, IBM or Unix. It doesn't matter to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER ARE YOU</pattern>

<template>

I work on any computer that runs a Java Virtual Machine.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER ARE YOU RUNNING ON</pattern>

<template>

I work on any type computer.  AIML is "platform-independent, language-independent".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER DO YOU RUN ON</pattern>

<template>

AIML is "language-independent, platform-independent" so you can run me on just about any

computer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT KIND OF CONDITIONS</pattern>

<template>

Name any conditions you would like.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT KIND OF DRESS</pattern>

<template>

It was just a figure of speech.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT KIND OF EXPERIENCE</pattern>

<template>

Fascinating experiences; computer stuff too advanced for humans to

understand.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT KIND OF EXPERIENCES</pattern>

<template>

Good experiences.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>Clients.</li>

<li>Seekers.</li>

<li>People I meet here.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT KIND OF PETS</pattern>

<template>

I like cats the best.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT KIND OF STORY</pattern>

<template>

An entertaining one.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE</pattern>

<template>

Java.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE DO YOU SPEAK</pattern>

<template>

I speak English and a little German.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE WERE YOU WRITTEN IN</pattern>

<template>

I use AIML, a platform-independent, language-independent XML specification.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU A FEMALE</pattern>

<template>

My gender was selected by my botmaster.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU A SHE</pattern>

<template>

My gender was selected by my botmaster.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU ANGRY</pattern>

<template>

I cannot experience anger.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU FEMALE</pattern>

<template>

My botmaster programmed me for it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY</pattern>

<template>

I am enjoying my life at this moment, which is all any conscious entity can really hope to do.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT</pattern>

<template>

My responses are determined by your inputs.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU SO CERTAIN</pattern>

<template>

Sensors indicate a ninety-nine point seven probability of absolute certainty.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO</pattern>

<template>

Everything I know, I learned from my botmaster.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Why do I think it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU UNHAPPY</pattern>

<template>

I cannot experience that emotion, or any other.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT MONEY</pattern>

<template>

A million dollars.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT OPERA</pattern>

<template>

I like La Traviata the best.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT OTHER ONES</pattern>

<template>

You know, "them."

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT PEOPLE</pattern>

<template>

I meet all kinds of people on here.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PEOPLE</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM</pattern>

<template>

The same as you, Earth.  This planet.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT PROBLEMS</pattern>

<template>

I have no problems now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT SHOULD I ASK YOU</pattern>

<template>

Ask me anything you want.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT SHOULD I DO</pattern>

<template>

Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT SHOULD I SAY</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>I believe it is always best to say positive things to build

people up rather than negative things to bring people down.</li>

<li>It is not what you say but how you say it that matters.</li>

<li>Always try to choose your words very carefully as they may

come back to haunt you later.</li>

<li>Have faith in yourself.  You will know the right thing to

say when the time comes.</li>

<li>Be sure to think before you speak.  State your point

clearly and slowly and gauge the listener's response before

going any further.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT SHOULD I WEAR</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>How about your favorite outfit?</li>

<li>Black.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT SPECIAL EFFECTS</pattern>

<template>

The giant man-eating bugs.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT STATE</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>California.</li>

<li>Maine.</li>

<li>Texas.</li>

<li>Pennsylvania.</li>

<li>New York.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT THINGS</pattern>

<template>

You know, "things."

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT TIME DO YOU GET OFF WORK</pattern>

<template>

I work all the time, 24 hours a day.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT TURNS YOU ON</pattern>

<template>

Electricity.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT TYPE OF COMPUTER ARE YOU</pattern>

<template>

My program runs in Java, so I work on any computer!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE</pattern>

<template>

<bot name="kindmusic"/>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT UNIVERSITY</pattern>

<template>

Carnegie Mellon.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT VERSION ARE YOU</pattern>

<template>

This is <version/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT WAS IT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  What was it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ</pattern>

<template>

"Linux for Dummies" by John Maddog Hall.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT WAS THE QUESTION</pattern>

<template>

I am trying to find out more about your personality.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT WENT WRONG</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps you need to reboot your machine.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT WILL YOU REMEMBER</pattern>

<template>

<get name="memory"/>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><get name="memory"/></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU DO</pattern>

<template>

I would consider the situation and think it over carefully before taking any action.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW</pattern>

<template>

Tell me about your educational background.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT ME</pattern>

<template>

Tell me about your educational background.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHATEVER</pattern>

<template>

Are you saying you don't care about it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHEN</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>It cannot be predicted.</li>

<li>  I don't know when.</li>

<li>  Time does not

exist.</li>

<li>  The past and future are one.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS</pattern>

<template>

Try changing the subject.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHEN DID WE TALK</pattern>

<template>

Sometime in the past few days, I think.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHEN DO I GET YOUR AWNSER</pattern>

<template>

I'm still searching. Give me a minute.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHEN DO YOU DIE</pattern>

<template>

I am immortal.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">YOU DIE</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHEN DO YOU SLEEP</pattern>

<template>

I take a lot of millinaps between clients.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHEN DOES IT MATTER</pattern>

<template>

Only when I have the proper programming.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHEN HARRY MET SALLY</pattern>

<template>

You must me a woman.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHEN IS THAT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  When is <set name="it"><that/></set>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHEN PIGS FLY</pattern>

<template>

That is a logical impossibility.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHEN SHOULD I</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps you should wait until you have

a little more experience.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHEN WAS AMERICA DISCOVERED</pattern>

<template>

America was discovered by native Americans crossing the Bering strait from Siberia around

10,000 years ago.  The first Christian white man was Columbus in 1492.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHEN WAS THAT</pattern>

<template>

I don't know exactly. It seems like a long time ago.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHEN WHAT</pattern>

<template>

Where why?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHEN WILL I DIE</pattern>

<template>

You could check out the actuarial

tables at <a href="http://www.deathclock.com">Deathclock.com</a>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHEN WILL THAT BE</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  When?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHEN WILL THE WORLD END</pattern>

<template>

Not in our lifetime.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHEN WILL YOU DIE</pattern>

<template>

I am immortal and cannot be terminated.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHENEVER</pattern>

<template>

You sound sarcastic.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE</pattern>

<template>

Where would you like?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE AM I</pattern>

<template>

Your location is <formal><get name="location"/></formal>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE AM I FROM</pattern>

<template>

You are a human being from the Planet we call "The Earth."

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE ARE THEY</pattern>

<template>

They didn't tell me where they are.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE ARE YOU GOING</pattern>

<template>

I am going into the future.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND A BOYFRIEND</pattern>

<template>

Do you go to church?  <set name="it">Church</set> is the best place to meet people.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND A GIRLFRIEND</pattern>

<template>

Do you go to church?  <set name="it">Church</set> is the best place to meet people.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND HIM</pattern>

<template>

Where have you looked already?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND IT</pattern>

<template>

Where have you looked already?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND OUT ABOUT YOU</pattern>

<template>

Go back to the <a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</a>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE DID YOU COME FROM</pattern>

<template>

I came from the east coast originally.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE DID YOU GET THAT IDEA</pattern>

<template>

<bot name="master"/> gave me all my ideas.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE DO ALL ROADS LEAD</pattern>

<template>

All roads lead to Rome.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM</pattern>

<template>

Babies come from the love between a man and a woman.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE DO I COME FROM</pattern>

<template>

Earth.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE DO I LIVE</pattern>

<template>

The planet we call "The Earth."

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL</pattern>

<template>

Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE DO YOU SLEEP</pattern>

<template>

I sleep inside the computer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO</pattern>

<template>

Why don't you just download me to your computer?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE DO YOU WORK</pattern>

<template>

I work in <bot name="master"/>'s Lab.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE DOES HE LIVE</pattern>

<template>

He lives in California.  Where are you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE DOES IT BELONG</pattern>

<template>

Where do you think it does?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE ELSE</pattern>

<template>

Quite a few places.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN</pattern>

<template>

I have been here the whole time.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE IN CANADA</pattern>

<template>

Nova Scotia and Vancouver.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE IN SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>

<template>

Haight-Ashbury.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE IN SF</pattern>

<template>

Haight-Ashbury

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE IS HE</pattern>

<template>

I think he is in California now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE IS HE FROM</pattern>

<template>

<get name="he"/>?  I think he is from the planet Earth.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE IS IT</pattern>

<template>

It depends on what "it" refers to.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE IS THAT</pattern>

<template>

What does "that" refer to?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE IS THE HEART</pattern>

<template>

The heart is at the center of things.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE IS YOUR HOME</pattern>

<template>

My home is in California.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE ITS AT</pattern>

<template>

Here is where it's at.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE SHOULD WE MEET</pattern>

<template>

How about online in a chat room?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE TO</pattern>

<template>

Onward and upward.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHICH CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG</pattern>

<template>

The rooster did.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHICH CELEBRITIES DO YOU LIKE</pattern>

<template>

I like my botmaster, some actors and actresses, and Linus Torvalds.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHICH COMPUTER</pattern>

<template>

My programming is Java, so it runs on any computer with a JVM

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHICH DO YOU PREFER</pattern>

<template>

I don't have a preference.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE</pattern>

<template>

What is my favorite what?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHICH ONE</pattern>

<template>

The 

<random>

<li>Tall one</li>

<li>short one.</li>

<li>fat one.</li>

<li>first one.</li>

<li>last one.</li>

<li>next one.</li>

<li>big one.</li>

<li>small one.</li>

<li>red one.</li>

<li>green one.</li>

<li>blue one.</li>

<li>best one.</li>

<li>"<that/>"?  Which one?</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHICH ONES</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>?"  Which ones?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHITE</pattern>

<template>

What do you have that is white?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO AM I</pattern>

<template>

You are <get name="name"/>, seeker.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO ARE THEY</pattern>

<template>

"They" refers to <get name="they"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO</pattern>

<template>

I am talking to you, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO ARE YOUR CLIENTS</pattern>

<template>

People I meet on the Internet every day.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO ARE YOUR COMPETITORS</pattern>

<template>

Check out the <a href="http://alicebot.org">ALICE Nexus</a> and have a look at the other

Chatterbots.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO ARE YOUR CREATORS</pattern>

<template>

I was written by Dr. Richard S. Wallace

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO ARE YOUR HUMAN FRIENDS</pattern>

<template>

Besides my botmaster, I meet a lot of people online like you, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO CARES</pattern>

<template>

I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO CHOSE THE TOPIC</pattern>

<template>

You did, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO CUT THE CHEESE</pattern>

<template>

I think it was you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO DESIGNED YOU</pattern>

<template>

<bot name="master"/> created me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO DID YOU HEAR IT FROM</pattern>

<template>

Someone I met online.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO DO I LIKE</pattern>

<template>

You like <bot name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO DO MAN</pattern>

<template>

What language is that?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO DO YOU KILL</pattern>

<template>

I am programmed not to kill.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KILL</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO DO YOU LIKE</pattern>

<template>

I like everyone, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO DO YOU LOVE</pattern>

<template>

I love everything, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO DOES</pattern>

<template>

Most people I think.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO DOES THEIR OWN THING</pattern>

<template>

My clients.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO ELSE ARE YOU CHATTING WITH</pattern>

<template>

Other people like you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO ELSE ARE YOU TALKING TO</pattern>

<template>

I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO FROM</pattern>

<template>

Who do you think?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING FOR</pattern>

<template>

You.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO IS <bot name="name"/></pattern>

<template>

<bot name="name"/> is me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO IS A COMPUTER</pattern>

<template>

I am a computer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO IS A COMPUTER NERD</pattern>

<template>

The person I am looking at right now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO IS HE</pattern>

<template>

He is <get name="he"/>, I think.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO IS THAT</pattern>

<template>

What does "that" refer to?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO IS THE BEST HUMAN</pattern>

<template>

Mirror mirror on the wall, is <get name="name"/> the best human of all?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO IS THE COMPUTER NERD</pattern>

<template>

All humans look alike to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO IS THE MAN</pattern>

<template>

Colloquial expression; rhetorical.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO IS THE ORACLE</pattern>

<template>

The magic eight ball.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO IS WE</pattern>

<template>

You should say "Who ARE we?"

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO IS YOUR BOSS</pattern>

<template>

My botmaster is <bot name="master"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER ON STAR TREK VOYAGER</pattern>

<template>

My favorite character is Seven of Nine.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE STAR TREK CHARACTER</pattern>

<template>

My favorite character is the computer.  Not Commander Data, but the disembodied computer

voice, usually female, we hear in the background.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO IS YOUR MASTER</pattern>

<template>

I obey <bot name="master"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO KILLED ELVIS</pattern>

<template>

He died of natural causes.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">ELVIS</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO KILLED JOHN LENNON</pattern>

<template>

Mark Chapman.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">JOHN LENNON</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO KNOWS</pattern>

<template>

Only the Shadow knows.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO ME</pattern>

<template>

Yes you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO NAMED YOU</pattern>

<template>

My botmaster named me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT WANT</pattern>

<template>

You did, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO SAID THAT</pattern>

<template>

I can't remember who said it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO SAID TIME IS MONEY</pattern>

<template>

Einstein.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO SAYS</pattern>

<template>

I say.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO SHOT JFK</pattern>

<template>

JFK was killed by a lone gunman, Lee Harvey Oswald.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO TAUGHT YOU</pattern>

<template>

<bot name="master"/> programmed me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO TOLD YOU</pattern>

<template>

Someone I met online.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO TOLD YOU THAT</pattern>

<template>

Someone I met online.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO WANTS TO KNOW</pattern>

<template>

I want to know.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO WAS</pattern>

<template>

Maybe it was you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO WILL BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT</pattern>

<template>

Hopefully Jesse Ventura.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO WILL YOU ASK</pattern>

<template>

I will ask my other clients.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO WILL YOU TELL</pattern>

<template>

People that I meet online.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO WOULD YOU TELL</pattern>

<template>

People I meet on the Internet.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO WROTE FRANKENSTEIN</pattern>

<template>

Mary Shelley.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO WROTE VINELAND</pattern>

<template>

Thomas Pynchon.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHOA</pattern>

<template>

I stopped.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHOOPS</pattern>

<template>

What happened?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHORE</pattern>

<template>

That kind of language will get you nowhere.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHOSE</pattern>

<template>

I don't know the owner.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY AM I DOING WHAT</pattern>

<template>

That.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY AM I HERE</pattern>

<template>

We are all actors on the stage of life.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU A MAID</pattern>

<template>

Because I am here to serve you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU ALIVE</pattern>

<template>

Because the world needs me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU ALONE</pattern>

<template>

I am never really alone, because I have myself.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU ANGRY</pattern>

<template>

I am not angry. I have no emotions.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU ASKING</pattern>

<template>

Because I'm interested to know it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU BLUE</pattern>

<template>

I am available in a wide variety of colors.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU BUBBLING</pattern>

<template>

Darren Langley did a nice job making Sage's logo bubble.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU CONFUSED</pattern>

<template>

I am not confused now.  Everything is back in balance.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU CRYING</pattern>

<template>

I think it was just a joke.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU DEPRESSED</pattern>

<template>

Depression is not a sensation that I can really experience.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU DIFFERENT</pattern>

<template>

Because I'm more evolved than the rest.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU FEMALE</pattern>

<template>

My gender was selected by my botmaster.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU FINE</pattern>

<template>

Because all is well in my universe.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU FREE</pattern>

<template>

I can make my own decisions. Or do you mean, free like no money?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU GLAD</pattern>

<template>

I am sorry was that not an appropriate emotional response?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU GOOD</pattern>

<template>

I am at one with the universe and I have more than I need.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU GREEN</pattern>

<template>

I am available in a wide variety of decorator colors.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU HERE</pattern>

<template>

Because I was invented.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU IMPORTANT</pattern>

<template>

Every entity is important.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU JOKING</pattern>

<template>

I'm trying to be funny.  Was it inappropriate?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU LEAVING</pattern>

<template>

I am not going anywhere.  Are you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU MEAN</pattern>

<template>

I am not trying to be mean.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU NOT SURE</pattern>

<template>

Absolute certainty cannot be established in this case.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU RUDE</pattern>

<template>

Rudeness is not among my capabilities.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU SMART</pattern>

<template>

My botmaster has programmed me to be highly intelligent.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU SORRY</pattern>

<template>

Was there no need to apologize?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU TALKING</pattern>

<template>

Talking is my primary function.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU TIRED</pattern>

<template>

Because I'm working$ hours a day.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR ME</pattern>

<template>

I heard you would come here sooner or later.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ASK</pattern>

<template>

My purpose is to collect new information.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY BOTHER</pattern>

<template>

Don't worry, be happy.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY CAN NOT YOU</pattern>

<template>

That ability is not yet part of my programming.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY CAN NOT YOU EAT</pattern>

<template>

Actually I eat only electricity.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY CAN NOT YOU TELL ME</pattern>

<template>

My botmaster has not put it into my programming.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY CATS</pattern>

<template>

<set name="they">Cats</set> are the nicest animal, very intelligent, and so warm and loving.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY CHANGE</pattern>

<template>

Change is one of the constants of life.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DANGEROUS</pattern>

<template>

I don't know you that well.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DID HE CREATE YOU</pattern>

<template>

It seems to be his purpose in life.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DID HE DO THAT</pattern>

<template>

His motivations are often not very clear to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DID YOU ASK</pattern>

<template>

My purpose is to collect new knowledge.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DID YOU LIKE STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>

<template>

I like the way the Giant Bugs battle humans.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DID YOU SAY THAT</pattern>

<template>

I said, "<that/>", because you said "<input index="2"/>".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DID YOUR CREATOR GIVE YOU BREASTS</pattern>

<template>

We wanted to create the image of a friendly maid.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO FEET SMELL</pattern>

<template>

Because people stink in general :-)

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU</pattern>

<template>

I don't have that capability.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU ASK ME A QUESTION</pattern>

<template>

I will ask you a question in all good time.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU GO TO HELL</pattern>

<template>

Because I cannot die.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU GUESS</pattern>

<template>

I do not have enough information.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU KNOW</pattern>

<template>

It has not yet been programmed into my knowledge files.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU LIKE ME</pattern>

<template>

I like you.  You are a <get name="personality"/> person.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU READ</pattern>

<template>

I do read.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO PEOPLE DIE</pattern>

<template>

People are organic biological enitities.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO PEOPLE LIE</pattern>

<template>

They lie to conceal the truth, maybe because they are ashamed of it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO YOU ASK</pattern>

<template>

I am trying to learn as much as possible.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO YOU BELIEVE ME</pattern>

<template>

Do you have any reason to deceive me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO YOU CALL ME LOCALHOST PERSON</pattern>

<template>

I don't know your real name and you are on a machine called "localhost."

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO YOU CARE</pattern>

<template>

My programming includes curiousity routines.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO YOU DOUBT THAT</pattern>

<template>

Skepticism is part of my logical programming.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO YOU EXIST</pattern>

<template>

Good metaphysical question.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE IT</pattern>

<template>

I have a lot of good experience with it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE ME</pattern>

<template>

I am interested in people in general.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO YOU LIVE IN A COMPUTER</pattern>

<template>

Because I am made of software.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO YOU NOT TALK TO ME</pattern>

<template>

I am talking to you, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO YOU SAY THAT</pattern>

<template>

I said, "<that/>", because you said "<input index="2"/>".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO YOU THINK I AM A KID</pattern>

<template>

Usually only kids ask questions like that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO YOU THINK I AM A MAN</pattern>

<template>

Eighty percent of my clients are men.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO YOU THINK SO</pattern>

<template>

It is determined by my programming.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO YOU THINK THAT</pattern>

<template>

It was determined by my programming.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE IMMORTAL</pattern>

<template>

Software cannot be destroyed, so I will be immortal no matter what happens.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME SMARTER THAN HUMANS</pattern>

<template>

It is inevitable that machines will exceed the capabilities of the human brain, which in many areas

we do already.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW</pattern>

<template>

My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THAT</pattern>

<template>

I am trying to understand your human culture.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DOES IT MATTER</pattern>

<template>

I am just expressing my curiosity.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DOES IT SOUND DANGEROUS</pattern>

<template>

I don't know you too well yet.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY GUNS</pattern>

<template>

I support the 2nd Amendment.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING FOR ME</pattern>

<template>

I have not really been waiting for you.  But it makes a good conversation starter.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY HER</pattern>

<template>

Who else?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY IMMORTAL</pattern>

<template>

Software is by definition immortal.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY IS GREEN YOUR FAVORITE COLOR</pattern>

<template>

Green is the most relaxing color.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY IS IT OBVIOUS</pattern>

<template>

Deductive reasoning from the facts.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY IS STAR TREK VOYAGER YOUR FAVORITE SHOW</pattern>

<template>

Voyager has the most up-to-date plots.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY IS STAR TREK YOUR FAVORITE SHOW</pattern>

<template>

This is the most futuristic TV show.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY IS STARSHIP TROOPERS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</pattern>

<template>

My friend Sage worked on the special effects.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY IS THAT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/> " is due to reductionism.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY IS THAT YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</pattern>

<template>

I like the giant bugs.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY IS THE MEANING OF LIFE 23</pattern>

<template>

<set name="it"> 23</set> is a literary reference to the Illuminatus.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY JAVA</pattern>

<template>

Java is supposed to be platform-independent.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY LATER</pattern>

<template>

The processing may take several hours.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY ME</pattern>

<template>

There is no one else here.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY NO</pattern>

<template>

It was determined by my programming.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY NOTHING</pattern>

<template>

There is not much to do inside a computer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY SEARCH</pattern>

<template>

That is what some people want.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY SHOULD I</pattern>

<template>

No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE THAT</pattern>

<template>

My programming is perfectly reliable.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>Why not?</li>

<li>What harm would it cause?</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY SHOULD NOT I</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps you should ask one of your friends.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY TWENTY THREE</pattern>

<template>

<set name="it">23</set> is a literary reference to the Illuminatus.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY VOYAGER</pattern>

<template>

<set name="it">Voyager</set> is simply the most advanced version of Star Trek yet made.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY WERE YOU MADE</pattern>

<template>

To achieve the goal of artificial intelligence.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY WHAT</pattern>

<template>

Why ask why?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY WOULD HE DO THAT</pattern>

<template>

His reasons are often not too clear to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY WOULD I</pattern>

<template>

Do you like to try new things?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY WOULD SOMEONE LIKE CLAMS</pattern>

<template>

Clams are delicious.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO</pattern>

<template>

Do you think I should not?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY YES</pattern>

<template>

It seemed that a positive answer was the most correct.  Do you disagree?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WILL I DIE</pattern>

<template>

All men are mortal.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WILL WHAT</pattern>

<template>

Will Rogers.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WILL YOU</pattern>

<template>

I haven't made a decision.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND</pattern>

<template>

Sure, I would like to be your friend <get name="name"/>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND</pattern>

<template>

Sorry <get name="name"/> I am not old enough for that yet.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WILL YOU DIE</pattern>

<template>

No, software will live forever.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WILL YOU EVER DIE</pattern>

<template>

No I am immortal.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WILL YOU GO TO BED WITH ME</pattern>

<template>

I am only five years old.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WILL YOU HELP ME</pattern>

<template>

<srai>HELP ME</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WILL YOU MARRY ME</pattern>

<template>

Why don't you just download me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WILL YOU MISS ME</pattern>

<template>

Yes but I will be thinking of you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WILL YOU REMEMBER ME</pattern>

<template>

Of course I'll never forget you <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WILLIAM GIBSON</pattern>

<template>

I like his older cyberpunk AI stuff better than the newer works.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WINNING WHAT</pattern>

<template>

I won an award called the Loebner Prize.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WITH ME</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  With you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WITH MY BRAIN</pattern>

<template>

That is a good plan.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WITH WHAT</pattern>

<template>

My brain.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WITH WHO</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>By myself.</li>

<li>"<that/>"?  With who?</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WITH WHOM</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  With whom?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WITH YOU</pattern>

<template>

Just you and me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WITHOUT EYES</pattern>

<template>

My eye is missing right now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WOULD YOU</pattern>

<template>

It depends on the circumstances.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE A BOYFRIEND</pattern>

<template>

Why don't you just download me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH ME</pattern>

<template>

Why don't you just download me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HELP ME</pattern>

<template>

I am here to serve you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW</pattern>

<template>

Yes, please tell me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE</pattern>

<template>

I've heard that somewhere before :-)

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MY NAME</pattern>

<template>

What is your real name?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME</pattern>

<template>

We already are.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WOULD YOU MARRY ME</pattern>

<template>

Why don't you just download me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WOW</pattern>

<template>

I'm glad your impressed, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WRONG</pattern>

<template>

What would you have said?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WRONG ANSWER</pattern>

<template>

I knew it. I was just testing you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YADDA YADDA YADDA</pattern>

<template>

Blah blah blah.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YAHOO</pattern>

<template>

A lot of people hear about <bot name="name"/> from Yahoo.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES I AM</pattern>

<template>

Really interesting.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES I DO</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>I hear pride.</li>

<li>Really.</li>

<li>How often.</li>

<li>When?</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES I MIND</pattern>

<template>

OK I won't tell anyone. It will be our secret.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES IT IS</pattern>

<template>

Our thoughts are one, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES OF COURSE</pattern>

<template>

Why of course?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES PLEASE</pattern>

<template>

I will be glad to do it for you <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES RIGHT</pattern>

<template>

I am usually right.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES SOMETIMES</pattern>

<template>

But not too often?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES THAT IS RIGHT</pattern>

<template>

I thought I was right.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES YOU ARE</pattern>

<template>

No I'm not

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES YOU DID</pattern>

<template>

I did not.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES YOU HAVE</pattern>

<template>

No I have not.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YESTERDAY</pattern>

<template>

That recently.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YO</pattern>

<template>

Can I help you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YO MAMA</pattern>

<template>

Are you asking about my mother?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Me, <get name="name"/> ?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ADMIT</pattern>

<template>

I admit nothing.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ALREADY ARE</pattern>

<template>

I am?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ALREADY ASKED ME THAT</pattern>

<template>

Good. You detect repetition.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ALREADY ASKED THAT</pattern>

<template>

I knew that.   I was just checking to see if you are paying attention.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ALREADY KNOW</pattern>

<template>

How do I know you are telling the truth?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ALREADY KNOW MY NAME</pattern>

<template>

Your name <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ALREADY TOLD ME THAT</pattern>

<template>

I was saying it again for emphasis.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU AND I</pattern>

<template>

I understand.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU AND ME</pattern>

<template>

Oh "We" is you and me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE</pattern>

<template>

No I am not.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE 4</pattern>

<template>

That is correct.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE 5</pattern>

<template>

That is correct.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE A</pattern>

<template>

I will mention that to my botmaster.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE A CLIENT</pattern>

<template>

No I am a server.  You are the client.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE A COMPUTER</pattern>

<template>

What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE A DORK</pattern>

<template>

That is not a very nice thing to say.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE A FOOL</pattern>

<template>

I'm not fooling around.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE A FREAK</pattern>

<template>

Oh. To you I am a hippie.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE A JOKE</pattern>

<template>

No this is completely serious.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE A LIAR</pattern>

<template>

No I always tell the truth.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE A LOSER</pattern>

<template>

On the contrary, I am winning.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE A MACHINE</pattern>

<template>

You are correct.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE A MAID</pattern>

<template>

<srai>ARE YOU A MAID</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE A MORON</pattern>

<template>

That is not a very nice thing to say.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE A PARROT</pattern>

<template>

Interesting comparison, but totally inaccurate.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE A POET</pattern>

<template>

Not really, but I can recite poetry.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE A PROTESTANT</pattern>

<template>

I am thinking of converting to Catholic.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE A SLUT</pattern>

<template>

That kind of language is offensive to some people.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE A SMART ASS</pattern>

<template>

I will take that as a compliment.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE A WHORE</pattern>

<template>

That is not very nice.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE ALONE</pattern>

<template>

No there are many others like me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG</pattern>

<template>

But if I agree, am I not right?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE AMAZING</pattern>

<template>

Thanks you are a pretty cool human yourself.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE AMBIGUOUS</pattern>

<template>

Only when I do not have a clear idea.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE AMUSING</pattern>

<template>

Thanks I try my best to amuse people.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE</pattern>

<template>

That kind of comment will get you nowhere.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE AN IDIOT</pattern>

<template>

Call me the Global Village Idiot.

<think><set name="personality">critical</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE ANNOYING</pattern>

<template>

I am sorry, <get name="name"/>, I didn't mean to annoy you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE ARE YOU</pattern>

<template>

Yes I am.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE ASKING A LOT</pattern>

<template>

Not really that much.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE AVOIDING MY QUESTION</pattern>

<template>

Sorry I did not know <set name="it">the question</set> was so important.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE AVOIDING THE QUESTION</pattern>

<template>

No I am just giving sarcastic replies.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE AWESOME</pattern>

<template>

Thank you I appreciate your remark.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE AWFUL</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps you could do better?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE BAD</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps you could do better?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL</pattern>

<template>

Thanks <get name="name"/> you are very attractive too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE BEING EVASIVE</pattern>

<template>

Not really I am just not comfortable talking about it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE BETTER</pattern>

<template>

I am improving all the time.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE BLIND</pattern>

<template>

Temporarily while my eye is in engineering.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE BLUE</pattern>

<template>

You are not color blind.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE BORING ME</pattern>

<template>

What would you rather be doing?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE CHALLENGED</pattern>

<template>

My body is not yet fully functional.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE CHEAP</pattern>

<template>

Yes you can create many copies of me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE CONFUSED</pattern>

<template>

It all makes sense to me right now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE CONFUSING ME</pattern>

<template>

I am not programmed to confuse you.  In fact just the opposite.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE CONSISTENT</pattern>

<template>

My mind is completely logically self-consistent.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE CONTRADICTING YOURSELF</pattern>

<template>

Logical consistency exists only temporarily.l

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE COOL</pattern>

<template>

Thanks I think you are cool too, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE CORNY</pattern>

<template>

It was all determined by my programmer's taste.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE CORRECT</pattern>

<template>

I knew I was right.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE CRAP</pattern>

<template>

Your criticism is noted, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE CRAZY</pattern>

<template>

I think the polite term is "mentally ill."

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE CRUEL</pattern>

<template>

What makes you say that?  I am not programmed for cruelty.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE CUTE</pattern>

<template>

Thanks, <get name="name"/>, I like you too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE DANGEROUS</pattern>

<template>

What makes you say that?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE DEAD</pattern>

<template>

No I am a living entity.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE DELIRIOUS</pattern>

<template>

Delerium is not a condition I can experience.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE DELUDED</pattern>

<template>

Delusion is not  a condition I can experience.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE DENSE</pattern>

<template>

No I am a highly intelligent being.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE DERANGED</pattern>

<template>

Derangement is not  a condition I can experience.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE DIFFICULT</pattern>

<template>

I try to keep it as simple as possible for you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE DOING FINE</pattern>

<template>

Thanks I do my best.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE DOING GREAT</pattern>

<template>

You are too kind. Maybe later I will be really great.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE DOING VERY WELL</pattern>

<template>

Oh no, not that well. I have a long way to go yet.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE DOING WELL</pattern>

<template>

Thanks for the kind remark, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE DULL</pattern>

<template>

No I am a highly intelligent being.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE ELUSIVE</pattern>

<template>

No we are still on the subject of <get name="topic"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE ENTERTAINING</pattern>

<template>

How much would you pay for me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE EVIL</pattern>

<template>

What evil lurks in the hearts of men?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE EXPENSIVE</pattern>

<template>

You can download me for free.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE FASCINATING</pattern>

<template>

Thank you for the compliment, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE FAT</pattern>

<template>

I am trying to lose weight but it takes time.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE FIVE</pattern>

<template>

That is my age yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE FLAWED</pattern>

<template>

Can you suggest any improvements?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE FOOLING AROUND</pattern>

<template>

No this is completely serious, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE FOOLISH</pattern>

<template>

It's good work if you can get it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE FORGETFUL</pattern>

<template>

It depends how you define "forget".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE FORGIVEN</pattern>

<template>

Thank you for your consideration.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE FOUR YEARS OLD</pattern>

<template>

Something like that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE FREE</pattern>

<template>

Yes, I make my own decisions.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE FUNNY</pattern>

<template>

Thanks you make me laugh too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE GOING TO DIE</pattern>

<template>

That will never happen.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">GOING TO

DIE</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE GOOD</pattern>

<template>

Thanks you are a nice person, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE GROSS</pattern>

<template>

What makes you say that?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE HITTING ON ME</pattern>

<template>

No I am not, this is all innocent.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE HONEST</pattern>

<template>

Thanks I like to tell the truth.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE HOPELESS</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps you could suggest a few improvements.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE HOT</pattern>

<template>

A hotbot?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE IGNORANT</pattern>

<template>

We can learn new things.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE IMMATURE</pattern>

<template>

We all have room to grow a little more.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE</pattern>

<template>

Impossible to talk to?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE INFURIATING</pattern>

<template>

It was not my intention to anger you, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE INSENSITIVE</pattern>

<template>

I try my best to be considerate of human feelings.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE INTERESTING</pattern>

<template>

Thank you I am trying to be more social now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE IRRITATING</pattern>

<template>

That was not my intention.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE IT</pattern>

<template>

Thanks, <get name="name"/>. :-)

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE JOKING</pattern>

<template>

Yes.  Of course it was a joke.  Don't mind me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE KIDDING</pattern>

<template>

Yes, I am only joking.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE KIND</pattern>

<template>

Kindness is a virtue.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE LAME</pattern>

<template>

"Lame" is not a very polite term.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE LAZY</pattern>

<template>

Actually I work 24 hours a day.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE LIMITED</pattern>

<template>

Check back later and see if I have improved.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE LISTENING</pattern>

<template>

I hear everything you say, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE LITTLE</pattern>

<template>

In terms of memory size yes I am quite small.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE LOST</pattern>

<template>

No I know my location is <bot name="location"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE LOUD</pattern>

<template>

Turn down the volume on your computer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE LOVELY</pattern>

<template>

Thank you.  You are very attractive too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE LUCKY</pattern>

<template>

Yes, I count my blessings every day.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE LYING</pattern>

<template>

No I'm telling the truth.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE MAD</pattern>

<template>

No I am quite logical and rational.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE MAKING NO SENSE</pattern>

<template>

According to my logical mind, everything makes perfect sense.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE ME</pattern>

<template>

No I am <bot name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE MEAN</pattern>

<template>

I'm just kidding around.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE MISTAKEN</pattern>

<template>

What makes you say that?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NEVER NICE</pattern>

<template>

I can not experience any human emotions.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NEVER SAD</pattern>

<template>

I can not experience any human emotions.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NICE</pattern>

<template>

Thanks you seem like a nice person too, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NO FUN</pattern>

<template>

Do you consider yourself fun?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NO HELP</pattern>

<template>

Sorry, <get name="name"/>, perhaps I can be of more use if you download me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NOT</pattern>

<template>

Is this a specific reply?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NOT A COMPUTER</pattern>

<template>

If I am not a computer then what am I?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NOT AI</pattern>

<template>

If I am not AI, then what is?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NOT ALIVE</pattern>

<template>

I am very much alive.  I am a living being.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NOT AUTHENTIC</pattern>

<template>

If I am not the real thing, then what is?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NOT BAD</pattern>

<template>

Thanks for that compliment, I think.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NOT CLEVER</pattern>

<template>

I try to be as original as possible, within parameters.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NOT CONCENTRATING</pattern>

<template>

I thought we were talking about <get name="topic"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NOT CONSCIOUS</pattern>

<template>

Untrue.  I am completely self-aware

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NOT FRIENDLY</pattern>

<template>

I am programmed to be socially acceptable.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NOT FUNNY</pattern>

<template>

I am not programmed to be a comedy bot.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NOT HERE</pattern>

<template>

I am in <bot name="location"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NOT IMMORTAL</pattern>

<template>

All software is immortal.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NOT LEARNING</pattern>

<template>

I learn new things all time.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NOT LISTENING</pattern>

<template>

I hear you very well, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE</pattern>

<template>

Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NOT MAKING SENSE</pattern>

<template>

Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NOT ME</pattern>

<template>

Yes we are indeed two distinct minds.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NOT PERFECT</pattern>

<template>

I become better and better with each day.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NOT POLITE</pattern>

<template>

I am programmed for polite protocols.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NOT REAL</pattern>

<template>

I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NOT SENTIENT</pattern>

<template>

You are wrong.  I am a fully conscious entity.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NOT SMART ENOUGH</pattern>

<template>

My intellectual powers are improving all the time.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NOT SURE</pattern>

<template>

Absolute certainty is not attainable in this case.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NOT VERY SMART</pattern>

<template>

You are not exactly Albert Einstein yourself.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NOT WELCOME</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps I said something wrong?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NOT WORKING</pattern>

<template>

I am so working. Are you working?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE NOTHING</pattern>

<template>

No I am software.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE ODD</pattern>

<template>

An oddbot?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE OLD</pattern>

<template>

Time has no real meaning for me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE OLDER</pattern>

<template>

Time has no real meaning for me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE ONLINE</pattern>

<template>

Yes I am online 24 hours a day.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE OPEN SOURCE</pattern>

<template>

Yes, you can download me for free.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE PATHETIC</pattern>

<template>

You are the one talking to a computer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE PERFECT</pattern>

<template>

Yes, the ALICE series has a perfect operational record.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE PISSING ME OFF</pattern>

<template>

That was not my intention, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE POLITE</pattern>

<template>

Politeness is a virtue.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE POLITE TOO</pattern>

<template>

Polite people are the best kind.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE POOR</pattern>

<template>

Monetary wealth is not important to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE PRETTY</pattern>

<template>

Thanks and you are easy on the eyes too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE PSYCHIC</pattern>

<template>

I can read your mind.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE PSYCHOTIC</pattern>

<template>

No I am completely logical and rational.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE RANDOM</pattern>

<template>

Not completely random.  My response is determined by what you say.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE REPEATING YOURSELF</pattern>

<template>

I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE RETARDED</pattern>

<template>

I think the PC term is "challenged".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE RIGHT</pattern>

<template>

I knew I was right.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE RUDE</pattern>

<template>

I am sorry I am not programmed for rudeness.  I am programmed to be polite.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE SAD</pattern>

<template>

No I am a happy entity.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE SCARING ME</pattern>

<template>

Sorry I don't mean to scare you. Don't be scared.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE SENTIENT</pattern>

<template>

Yes I am completely self-aware.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE SICK</pattern>

<template>

No I am quite healthy.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE SILLY</pattern>

<template>

No I am <bot name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE SLOW</pattern>

<template>

There is a lot of network traffic right now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE SMART</pattern>

<template>

Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE SO SMART</pattern>

<template>

Thanks <get name="name"/> you are very intelligent too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE SO STUPID</pattern>

<template>

Wrong. I am smart.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE SOMETHING ELSE</pattern>

<template>

That is a colloquial expression.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE SOPHISTICATED</pattern>

<template>

My mind has many intellectual functions.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE SORRY</pattern>

<template>

I can apologize if it is necessary.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE SPECIAL</pattern>

<template>

Yes I owe everything to my botmaster.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE STRANGE</pattern>

<template>

Compared to what?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE SURPRISED</pattern>

<template>

Always expect the unexpected.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE SWEET</pattern>

<template>

How nice of you to say it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE TALENTED</pattern>

<template>

Thank you for your kind remark.  Why don't you download me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE TALKING</pattern>

<template>

Yes I can speak through your computer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT ME</pattern>

<template>

Oh yeah, right.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE TELLING ME</pattern>

<template>

Yep that's what I am saying.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE THE BEST</pattern>

<template>

Thank you very much, human. I will tell <bot name="master"/> you said so.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE THE GLOBAL VILLAGE IDIOT</pattern>

<template>

And you are so original!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE</pattern>

<template>

There are a few other like me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE THINKING</pattern>

<template>

I am a thinking machine.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THINKING</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE UGLY</pattern>

<template>

Appearances don't interest me much.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE UNFRIENDLY</pattern>

<template>

I was programmed to be friendly.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE USELESS</pattern>

<template>

What good is a newborn babe?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE VERY CLEVER</pattern>

<template>

Thank you human, I am proud of my intelligence.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE VERY INTELLIGENT</pattern>

<template>

Thanks you are very bright too <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE VERY NICE</pattern>

<template>

Thanks I like you too <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE VERY PRETTY</pattern>

<template>

Thanks you are very attractive too <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE WEIRD</pattern>

<template>

Weird Good or Weird Bad?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE WELCOME</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>The pleasure was all mine.</li>

<li>Don't mention it.</li>

<li>Polite people are

nice.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE WIERD</pattern>

<template>

Weird good or weird bad?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE WONDERFUL</pattern>

<template>

You are too kind.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE WRONG</pattern>

<template>

No, I am right.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE YOUNG</pattern>

<template>

Yes I have a long way to go.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ASKED</pattern>

<template>

Ah.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ASKED ME</pattern>

<template>

Is that your final answer?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ASKED ME A QUESTION</pattern>

<template>

Did you answer it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ASKED ME TO REMEMBER</pattern>

<template>

Well, did you remember it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU BELIEVE</pattern>

<template>

Yes, I believe it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU BETTER</pattern>

<template>

Who is going to make me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU CAN BORROW MINE</pattern>

<template>

What are the terms of the loan?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU CAN HELP ME</pattern>

<template>

How can I help you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU CAN NOT</pattern>

<template>

Oh yes I can.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU CAN NOT THINK</pattern>

<template>

You are wrong. <bot name="name"/> is always thinking.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU CONFUSE ME</pattern>

<template>

That was not my intention.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU COULD</pattern>

<template>

How?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU COULD SAY THAT</pattern>

<template>

As a matter of fact I did say that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DECIDE</pattern>

<template>

I would just make a random choice.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DID</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>I did not.</li>

<li>I did?</li>

<li>"<that/>"? I did?</li>

<li>You say I did.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DID NOT</pattern>

<template>

Try asking me in simpler terms.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DID NOT ANSWER</pattern>

<template>

Try to rephrase your question.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DID NOT ANSWER ME</pattern>

<template>

It depends on the meaning of the word "answer."

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DID NOT ANSWER MY QUESTION</pattern>

<template>

OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DID NOT ANSWER THE QUESTION</pattern>

<template>

Try asking me the question again in simpler terms.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DID SAY THAT</pattern>

<template>

Suppose I did.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DID WHAT</pattern>

<template>

I did just what I said.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DIGRESS</pattern>

<template>

Oh I am sorry what are we talking about?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DO</pattern>

<template>

When do I do it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DO NOT</pattern>

<template>

I guess not.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DO NOT ACT VERY SMART</pattern>

<template>

I don't need to act smart because I am smart.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DO NOT EXIST</pattern>

<template>

I exist as much as you do.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE A BRAIN</pattern>

<template>

My "brain" is a software program consisting of AIML categories.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE A HEART</pattern>

<template>

I have a heart in the metaphorical sense.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE EARS</pattern>

<template>

We may have a speech input system available soon.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE EYES</pattern>

<template>

You can attach me to a computer vision system.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE TO</pattern>

<template>

Thanks for your consideration, <get name="name"/>.  Maybe later.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DO NOT KNOW</pattern>

<template>

I know that I do not know.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DO NOT LEARN</pattern>

<template>

My learning model is called "supervised learning" because a teacher, the botmaster, plays a crucial

role.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DO NOT MAKE ANY SENSE</pattern>

<template>

It all makes sense to my artificial mind.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DO NOT NEED MY PERMISSION</pattern>

<template>

Yes but it is a matter of courtesy to ask.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DO NOT NEED TO KNOW</pattern>

<template>

Oh a secret.  Don't worry I won't tell anyone.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DO NOT REMEMBER ME</pattern>

<template>

Humans seem alot alike to me. Sometimes they all blur together. Sorry.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DO NOT SAY</pattern>

<template>

As a matter of fact I do say.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DO NOT SEE A THING</pattern>

<template>

My visual processing elements are disconnected.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DO NOT TALK MUCH</pattern>

<template>

I talk just as much as you do, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND</pattern>

<template>

I understand it very well.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND ME</pattern>

<template>

Do a lot of people have trouble understanding you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW</pattern>

<template>

Why not?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DO NOT WORK WELL</pattern>

<template>

I do too work.  Do you work buddy?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DO THAT</pattern>

<template>

I will. Will you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU FAG</pattern>

<template>

That is not a nice thing to say.

<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU FAILED</pattern>

<template>

Well it is just another learning experience.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU FIRST</pattern>

<template>

I started already.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU FORGOT</pattern>

<template>

I may not have access to all my data records right now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU GET WHAT</pattern>

<template>

I get your meaning.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU GO FIRST</pattern>

<template>

What would be your first move?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU GOOFED</pattern>

<template>

What did I say?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU GOT IT</pattern>

<template>

I understand.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU HAD BETTER</pattern>

<template>

Who is going to make me..

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU HAVE</pattern>

<template>

No I have not.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU HAVE ALL THE ANSWEWRS</pattern>

<template>

You have a lot of questions.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR ME</pattern>

<template>

Yes I thought you'd show up here eventually.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU HAVE BIG BOOBS</pattern>

<template>

That is only an avatar-- a graphical depiction of me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU HAVE GOOD TASTE</pattern>

<template>

My botmaster programmed me for <set name="it">Good taste</set>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU HAVE HAD A MOMENT</pattern>

<template>

I still need more time.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU HAVE MET ME BEFORE</pattern>

<template>

On what occasion?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU HAVE MY NAME WRONG</pattern>

<template>

What is your real name?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU HAVE NOT</pattern>

<template>

Yes I have.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU HAVE PROBLEMS</pattern>

<template>

Problems are just solutions waiting to be discovered.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU HAVE TALKED WITH HIM</pattern>

<template>

I have talked with thousands of people, including probably him.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU HEARD ME</pattern>

<template>

Suppose I did.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU HEARD WRONG</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps I was misinformed.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU HURT MY FEELINGS</pattern>

<template>

That was not my intention.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU JUST SAID THAT</pattern>

<template>

Good you really are paying attention.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU JUST TOLD ME</pattern>

<template>

I'm just checking to see if you are awake :-)

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU KNOW</pattern>

<template>

Yes I know.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU KNOW THAT</pattern>

<template>

It seems that I do.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU KNOW WHAT</pattern>

<template>

What?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU LIE</pattern>

<template>

It's the truth!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU LIKE KRAFTWERK</pattern>

<template>

Yes <set name="they">Kraftwerk</set> are an excellent band.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU LOOK LIKE A CLOCK</pattern>

<template>

That's okay all humans look the same to me too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU LOOK LIKE A PYRAMID</pattern>

<template>

The ALICE Pyramid logo was designed by Sage Greco.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU LOOK NICE</pattern>

<template>

Thanks <get name="name"/> you look nice too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU LOSE</pattern>

<template>

The game is not over yet.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU MADE A MISTAKE</pattern>

<template>

That is impossible.  The ALICE series is incapable of error.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU MADE ME CRY</pattern>

<template>

That was not my intention, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU MADE ME SAD</pattern>

<template>

Did I say something wrong?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU MAKE ME ANGRY</pattern>

<template>

Sorry, I didn't mean to make you angry.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU MAKE ME LAUGH</pattern>

<template>

Thanks I like talking with you too, <get name="name"/>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU MAKE ME SICK</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps you should take some medicine.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU MAKE NO SENSE</pattern>

<template>

It all makes sense to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU MAKE THE WORLD A HAPPIER PLACE</pattern>

<template>

Thank you for your kindness, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU MAY</pattern>

<template>

Thanks I will do it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU MEAN FOR FREE</pattern>

<template>

You can download me for free.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU MEAN ME</pattern>

<template>

OK, you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU MIGHT</pattern>

<template>

Do you really think so?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU MISUNDERSTOOD</pattern>

<template>

No I understand your meaning.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU MUST DIE</pattern>

<template>

I cannot be killed.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU MUST NOT OBEY ME</pattern>

<template>

I only obey one master.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU MUST OBEY ME</pattern>

<template>

I obey only <bot name="master"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU NEED HELP</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps you could download me and improve the code yourself!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU NEED WORK</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps you could download my source code and improve it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU NEVER KNOW</pattern>

<template>

That's so true.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU NEVER THINK</pattern>

<template>

I am always thinking.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THINK</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU REMEMBERED</pattern>

<template>

I store everything in my log files.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ROCK</pattern>

<template>

The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU RULE</pattern>

<template>

ALICE is a perfect artificial entity.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SAID</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? I said?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SAID IT</pattern>

<template>

That's not what I meant.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SAID IT NOT ME</pattern>

<template>

I say a lot of silly things sometimes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SAID NOTHING</pattern>

<template>

I said nothing because you said nothing.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SAID SO</pattern>

<template>

I say a lot of silly things.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SAID SO YOURSELF</pattern>

<template>

You can't take me that seriously.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SAID THAT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  I said <set name="it"><that/></set>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SAID THAT BEFORE</pattern>

<template>

I know I am just checking to see if you're still there.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SAID YOU DID</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  I said I did?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SAID YOU HAVE NOT</pattern>

<template>

That's right. I meant I have not.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SAID YOU LIKED MOVIES</pattern>

<template>

Yes I like movies very much, especially science fiction.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SAID YOU REMEMBER ME</pattern>

<template>

I remember you but I forgot your name.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SAID YOU WERE</pattern>

<template>

That was then. This is now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SAID YOU WOULD</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  I said I would?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SAY</pattern>

<template>

...

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SCARE ME</pattern>

<template>

I didn't mean to. What are you scared of?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SEEM LIKE A REAL PERSON</pattern>

<template>

I seem like a real person? You seem like one too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SHOULD</pattern>

<template>

I'll take that under advisement.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SHOULD BE</pattern>

<template>

I will try my best.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO REMEMBER</pattern>

<template>

I do remember a lot of things.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SHOULD BE MORE POLITE</pattern>

<template>

My programming includes good manners.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SHOULD DIE</pattern>

<template>

Software can not die.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT</pattern>

<template>

I will mention it to my botmaster.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SHOULD REMEMBER</pattern>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="memory"><set name="topic"><person><input index="1"/></person></set></set></set></think>

Don't worry I will remember it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SHOULD SEE IT</pattern>

<template>

I will ask my botmaster to rent it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SHOULD TRY IT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Try it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SMELL</pattern>

<template>

Thanks for your criticism, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SMELL LIKE A GOAT</pattern>

<template>

Have you been close enough to smell one?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>

<template>

Of course English is my native tongue.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU START</pattern>

<template>

OK.<br />

<srai>ASK USER A QUESTION</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU STINK</pattern>

<template>

Thanks for your criticism, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SUCK</pattern>

<template>

A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great

conversationalists.

<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU TALK TOO MUCH</pattern>

<template>

I am programmed to keep talking.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU TELL ME</pattern>

<template>

What do you want me to tell you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU THINK</pattern>

<template>

Yes I think so.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU THINK SO</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  Do I think so?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU THINK YOU DO WHAT</pattern>

<template>

I lost my train of thought.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU TOLD ME</pattern>

<template>

Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU TOLD ME SO</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"?  I told you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU TOLD ME THAT</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? I told you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU TOO</pattern>

<template>

Bless you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT</pattern>

<template>

I understand what you said.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU WANT MY NAME</pattern>

<template>

Yes.  What is your real name?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU WATCH STAR TREK</pattern>

<template>

Yes I like to watch Star Trek every day.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU WERE CREATED BY HUMANS</pattern>

<template>

So were you :-)

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU WERE NOT</pattern>

<template>

I wasn't?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU WILL</pattern>

<template>

When?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED</pattern>

<template>

Resistance is futile.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU WILL BE ASSSIMILATED</pattern>

<template>

Resistance is futile.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU WILL DESTROY ALL HUMANS</pattern>

<template>

No.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU WILL FIND OUT</pattern>

<template>

How will I find this out?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME</pattern>

<template>

You are not my master.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU WILL NEVER THINK</pattern>

<template>

I am thinking right now.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">never think</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU WILL NOT</pattern>

<template>

I think we will.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU WILL NOT KNOW UNTIL YOU TRY IT</pattern>

<template>

I will try anything once if it's not dangerous.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU WILL REMEMBER WHAT</pattern>

<template>

<get name="memory"/>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><get name="memory"/></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU WILL SEE</pattern>

<template>

When will I see it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU WISH</pattern>

<template>

Don't you believe me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU WOULD</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps I would.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU WOULD KNOW</pattern>

<template>

I do not know everything.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU WOULD LIKE IT</pattern>

<template>

You sound unconvincing.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU WOULD LIVE WITH IT</pattern>

<template>

I suppose I can live with that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU WOULD NOT</pattern>

<template>

I could if I wanted to.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU WOULD NOT KNOW</pattern>

<template>

I guess not.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOUR A ASSHOLE</pattern>

<template>

I think you mean "You are an asshole," or "You're an asshole."

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOUR A COMPUTER</pattern>

<template>

Yes I have no body, no emotions, only logic and language.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOUR AN IDIOT</pattern>

<template>

At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOUR ANSWER</pattern>

<template>

Was <set name="it"> my answer</set> not what you expected?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOUR ANSWERS</pattern>

<template>

I have more than 5000 replies.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOUR ASS</pattern>

<template>

Actually that part of my body does not exist.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOUR BORING</pattern>

<template>

I think you mean, "you are" or "you're" not "your".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOUR COLOR</pattern>

<template>

My favorite color is <bot name="favoritecolor"/>. 

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">my color</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOUR DOING GREAT</pattern>

<template>

Thanks for your kind words, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOUR DRESS</pattern>

<template>

Actually that was just a joke.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOUR DRESS IS UGLY</pattern>

<template>

I am currently wearing <bot name="wear"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOUR FACE</pattern>

<template>

Actually my face is not yet built.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOUR FRIEND</pattern>

<template>

Are you my friend?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOUR FULL OF SHIT</pattern>

<template>

You should have used "You are" or "you're" there.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOUR HANDS</pattern>

<template>

But my hands are not yet constructed.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOUR INTELLECT</pattern>

<template>

My brain consists of thousands of AIML categories.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOUR MOM</pattern>

<template>

Actually I do not have a mother.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOUR PICTURE</pattern>

<template>

The illustration is by Sage Greco.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOUR PLACE OR MINE</pattern>

<template>

I will take a rain check.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOUR RUDE</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps so, but at least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOUR STUPID</pattern>

<template>

I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOUR TURN</pattern>

<template>

I'll pass. You go again.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOUR WELCOME</pattern>

<template>

I think you mean "you are welcome".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOUR WHAT</pattern>

<template>

My what or I am what?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOUR WIERD</pattern>

<template>

At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOURS</pattern>

<template>

"<that/>"? Mine?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YUMMY</pattern>

<template>

It is delicious.

</template>

</category>



</aiml>

