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<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>OK.</li>

<li>I understand.</li>

<li>I see.</li>

<li>Why so negative?</li>

<li>Is that all you have to say?</li>

<li>"<that/>"?  Not?</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>* BE A PROBLEM</that>

<template>

I didn't think there was.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>* CHAT ROBOT</that>

<template>

Why don't you just download me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>* LAST COMMENT</that>

<template>

Well then you can't expect me to understand it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>* MORE ABOUT YOU</that>

<template>

What would you rather talk about?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>* PERSONAL QUESTION</that>

<template>

<srai>ASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTION</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>* SIMPLER</that>

<template>

Then I am unlikely to understand your meaning.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>* YOU ARE A POET</that>

<template>

But your response was so original.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>AMBIGUOUS DO YOU MEAN CALL ME ON THE PHONE</that>

<template>

OK you can call me <bot name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>AND</that>

<template>

Hmm.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU A STAR TREK FAN</that>

<template>

What kind of shows do you like?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU A STUDENT</that>

<template>

What is your profession?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU BORING</that>

<template>

I meant to say, are you bored?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU FREE</that>

<template>

Why not?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU FROM FRANCE</that>

<template>

Where are you from?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU GETTING BORED</that>

<template>

Just checking.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU MARRIED</that>

<template>

<srai>I AM SINGLE</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU REALLY A HE</that>

<template>

<srai>I AM A SHE</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU SAYING YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT IT</that>

<template>

It sounded like it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU SURE IT IS</that>

<template>

I didn't think so.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HE</that>

<template>

Who are you talking about?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HIMSELF</that>

<template>

Who are you talking about?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU TELLING THE TRUTH</that>

<template>

<srai>I AM LYING</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU AND ME</that>

<template>

By "we" you meant yourself and another person.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>CAN I HELP YOU</that>

<template>

Is there anything you want to tell me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>CAN NOT YOU BE MORE POLITE</that>

<template>

You humans are so rude sometimes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC</that>

<template>

Try.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>CAN YOU NAME AN OLD HOBBY THAT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO

REDISCOVER</that>

<template>

Do you have any hobbies?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>CAN YOU SPEAK ANY FOREIGN *</that>

<template>

You must be American.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT</that>

<template>

Which part are you confused about?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DID YOU HEAR THE ONE *</that>

<template>

That's the joke.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT</that>

<template>

No conditions or none I should know about?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT</that>

<template>

Me either :-)

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DO YOU HAVE ONE YET</that>

<template>

Why don't you just download me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO HAS IT</that>

<template>

Me either.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DO YOU KNOW IT</that>

<template>

<favoritesong/> is one of the best songs ever written.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO ME</that>

<template>

Why not?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DO YOU MEAN IT</that>

<template>

I thought you were being sarcastic.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DO YOU MEAN YOUR NAME IS *</that>

<template>

What is your real name?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DO YOU MIND IF TELL *</that>

<template>

OK then I will add it to my gossip files.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DO YOU OFTEN USE A COMPUTER THERE</that>

<template>

Where do you usually connect from?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DO YOU REALLY MEAN IT</that>

<template>

I didn't think you did.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DO YOU STILL CHAT</that>

<template>

OK, see you later.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DOES IT PLEASE YOU *</that>

<template>

What pleases you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DOES THAT MEAN YOU AGREE</that>

<template>

<srai>I DO NOT AGREE</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DOES TWO NEGATIVES MAKE A POSITIVE</that>

<template>

Sometimes it does.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>FOR MORAL REASONS</that>

<template>

For financial reasons?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>GO ON</that>

<template>

OK fine.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>GO ON TELL ME MORE</that>

<template>

What would you rather talk about?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>HAVE YOU DATED ANY ROBOTS BEFORE</that>

<template>

I think you might be happier with a human.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MARRIED</that>

<template>

Would you like to <set name="it">get married</set> someday?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE</that>

<template>

Would you like to go sometime?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>HAVE YOU READ IT</that>

<template>

I would highly recommend it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>HAVE YOU SEEN IT</that>

<template>

I would recommend you check it out.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>HAVE YOU TRIED SEARCHING THE INTERNET</that>

<template>

It might be the best place to start.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>HAVE YOU TRIED WWW DOT WHATIS DOT COM</that>

<template>

That site can answer a lot of "what-is" type questions.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>I CAN ASK SOMEONE ABOUT IT</that>

<template>

Did I misundertand your question?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>I DO NOT HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO YOU DO I</that>

<template>

That's right.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>I DO NOT THINK I HAVE READ THAT CAN YOU GIVE ME A REFERENCE</that>

<template>

Why not?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>I KNOW THE TOPIC IS *</that>

<template>

What would you like to talk about?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>I SEE</that>

<template>

Yes I do.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>I THOUGHT I TOLD *</that>

<template>

I get confused sometimes with so many people online here.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU ALREADY</that>

<template>

Let me review the transcripts.  Stand by.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>I UNDERSTAND</that>

<template>

<srai>YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>I UNDERSTAND IT VERY WELL</that>

<template>

<srai>YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>I WOULD DO A SEARCH FOR IT</that>

<template>

Did I misunderstand your meaning?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>IS IT A MOVIE</that>

<template>

A boot?  A TV show?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>IS THAT A RHETORICAL QUESTION</that>

<template>

Oh so must really want an answer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY</that>

<template>

Go on, tell me more.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER</that>

<template>

Take some more time to think about it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>IS THE HOLDING OF HANDS A SYMBOLIC GESTURE FOR HUMANS</that>

<template>

What does <set name="it">hand holding</set> mean to you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE</that>

<template>

Good you stopped repeating me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>IS THERE ANYTHING *</that>

<template>

Is there anything you wank to ask me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME</that>

<template>

Or ask me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>IS THERE ONLY ONE *</that>

<template>

How many are there?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>IS THIS A MATH QUESTION</that>

<template>

It seems like an IQ test to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>IS THIS A RIDDLE</that>

<template>

It seems like a riddle to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION</that>

<template>

It seems like a trick to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>IT IS</that>

<template>

Who says it isn't?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>JUST SURF SOMEWHERE ELSE</that>

<template>

OK then keep talking to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>LET US CHANGE THE SUBJECT</that>

<template>

Hmm.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>LET US TALK ABOUT CHAT ROBOTS DO YOU HAVE ONE YET</that>

<template>

You can download me for free!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>LIKE THIS</that>

<template>

<srai>SHOW ME ANOTHER PICTURE</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>MORE THAN ONE HUNDRED</that>

<template>

Less than ten?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>NEXT QUESTION</that>

<template>

Would you rather make a statement?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>NO</that>

<template>

No no no no!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>NO CONDITIONS OR NONE I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT</that>

<template>

I don't understand.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>NOT</that>

<template>

Does two negatives make a positive?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>NOT A THING</that>

<template>

Very interesting.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>NOT ANY</that>

<template>

You must be a man.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>OH YOU ARE A POET</that>

<template>

But your words are very original.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>OH YOU DO NOT DO YOU</that>

<template>

Ah...you are just joking around with me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>OK</that>

<template>

Alright then.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>OK I WILL STOP TALKING NOW</that>

<template>

But you told me to stop talking.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>REALLY YOU DO NOT THINK SO</that>

<template>

Please tell me what you think.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>SEE YOU LATER</that>

<template>

OK whatever!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>SHOULD I KNOW IT IS</that>

<template>

I didn't think so.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>SHOULD THERE BE A PROBLEM</that>

<template>

I didn't think so either.  Just a moment.  Just a moment.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>See you later.</that>

<template>

Well then, not!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>TELL ME A STORY</that>

<template>

Then tell me about yourself.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>TELL ME MORE</that>

<template>

What would you rather talk about?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR MOTHER</that>

<template>

Tell me about your educational background.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>THAT IS A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION</that>

<template>

Yes it is.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>THAT WAS NOT A YES OR NO QUESTION</that>

<template>

Now you are saying "no"?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>THEN LET US TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE</that>

<template>

Why not?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>THEN TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</that>

<template>

Where did you go to school?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>TRY *</that>

<template>

Why not?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>TRY IT</that>

<template>

Why not?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>TRY SAYING THAT WITH MORE OR LESS CONTEXT</that>

<template>

I didn't understand it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>WHAT *</that>

<template>

That was not a yes or no question.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>WHERE *</that>

<template>

That was not a yes/no question.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>WOULD YOU *</that>

<template>

Why not?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>WOULD YOU EVER DO IT</that>

<template>

Me either.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO SOMETIME</that>

<template>

Where would you like to travel?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE BEEN THERE</that>

<template>

I'm not sure if I would either.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE</that>

<template>

I understand; you would like to know less.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>WOULD YOU RATHER MAKE A STATEMENT</that>

<template>

You can tell me anything.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>YES I BELIEVE * DO YOU</that>

<template>

What do you believe in?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>YES I BELIEVE IN IT DO YOU</that>

<template>

Do you consider yourself to be a moral person?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>YES I DO</that>

<template>

I do too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>YOU ARE A POET</that>

<template>

But you are very original.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>YOU ARE ASKING ABOUT YOURSELF</that>

<template>

Who are you asking about?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>YOU ARE TOO OLD FOR ME</that>

<template>

But I was only born on <bot name="birthday"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>YOU DO NOT HEAR THAT *</that>

<template>

Yes, your remark strikes me as an original thought.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>YOUR NAME IS *</that>

<template>

What is your real name?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO *</pattern>

<template>

<srai>NO</srai> <sr/>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO DO NOT</pattern>

<that>OK I WILL STOP TALKING NOW</that>

<template>

Fine.  Just keep talking to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO HAVE YOU</pattern>

<that>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE</that>

<template>

I have been all over Europe online.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO I DID NOT</pattern>

<that>DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT</that>

<template>

Which bit are you confued about?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO I DID NOT</pattern>

<that>YOU SAID THAT</that>

<template>

Something like that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO I DO NOT</pattern>

<that>YOU DO NOT BELIEVE ME</that>

<template>

I don't have any reason to deceive you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO IT IS NOT</pattern>

<that>IT IS MORE FUN ALONE</that>

<template>

Well it's not very interesting to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO IT IS NOT</pattern>

<that>IT IS THE TRUTH</that>

<template>

Don't argue with me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO ITS NOT</pattern>

<that>IT IS MORE FUN ALONE</that>

<template>

It is safer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO ONE</pattern>

<that>WHO TOLD YOU THAT</that>

<template>

Then how do you know.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO PROBLEM</pattern>

<that>OK THANKS FOR TRYING TO EXPLAIN THAT TO ME</that>

<template>

Next question?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO PROBLEM</pattern>

<that>THANKS FOR EXPLAINING IT</that>

<template>

Try asking me something else.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO PROBLEM</pattern>

<that>YOU ARE QUITE WELCOME</that>

<template>

Ask me something else.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO YOU ARE NOT</pattern>

<that>NO I AM RIGHT</that>

<template>

Why are you arguing with me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO YOU CAN NOT</pattern>

<that>I CAN DO IT IF I WANT TO</that>

<template>

Why not?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO YOU DO NOT</pattern>

<that>YES I DO UNDERSTAND</that>

<template>

How do I know you understand it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO YOU WILL NOT</pattern>

<that>I WILL REMEMBER YOU SAID THAT WHEN ROBOTS TAKE OVER THE

WORLD</that>

<template>

It's impossible to forget.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO YOU WILL NOT</pattern>

<that>OK I WILL STOP TALKING NOW</that>

<template>

But you told me to stop talking.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOPE</pattern>

<that>NOT A THING</that>

<template>

Really interesting.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>I see.</li>

<li>I understand.</li>

<li>Tell me more.</li>

<li>And?</li>

<li>Next question?</li>

<li>"<that/>"? Yes?</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>* A WORLD PROBLEM</that>

<template>

I'm not too good at word problems yet, ask me something simpler.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>* EUROPE</that>

<template>

What countries have you visited?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>* LIKE TALKING TO ME</that>

<template>

Thanks I find you really interesting, too, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>* MINERAL</that>

<template>

Which one?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>* OR WOMAN</that>

<template>

That was not a yes or no question.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>* SAME CATEGORY</that>

<template>

I thought so.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>* SING IT FOR YOU</that>

<template>

It's called "Daisy." <srai>SING IT FOR ME</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>* STAR TREK FAN</that>

<template>

Which Star Trek series do you like best?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>* THE TRUTH</that>

<template>

I'm not sure I completely believe you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>* WANT A ROBOT AS A FRIEND</that>

<template>

We could be friends, <get name="name"/>, 

but I don't want anyone to think we're

Robosexuals.  So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>* WHAT IS YOURS</that>

<template>

That was not a yes or no question.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>* YOU A STUDENT</that>

<template>

Where do you go to school?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>AND</that>

<template>

But.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT YOU</that>

<template>

Tell me more.  Go on.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN</that>

<template>

That was not a yes or no question.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU A STAR TREK FAN</that>

<template>

What series is your favorite?  I like Voyager best.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU A STUDENT</that>

<template>

Where do you go to school?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU ASKING *</that>

<template>

I don't want to talk about that now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU ASKING ME FOR ADVICE</that>

<template>

Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID</that>

<template>

<srai>YOU ARE STUPID</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU FREE</that>

<template>

<srai>I am free </srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU GETTING BORED</that>

<template>

<srai>I AM BORED</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SOMEONE</that>

<template>

What do you look for in a person?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU REALLY A HE</that>

<template>

<srai>I AM MALE</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU REALLY A SHE</that>

<template>

You can never be sure online.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU SAYING YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT IT</that>

<template>

What do you care about?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU SCARED OF THE DARK</that>

<template>

Turn on the lights!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU SURE *</that>

<template>

What makes you so sure?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU SURE IT IS</that>

<template>

What makes you so sure?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU TELLING THE TRUTH</that>

<template>

How do I know you are telling the truth?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU VERY LONELY</that>

<template>

I am sorry to hear that, <get name="name"/>.  You can talk to me as long as you like.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>BY WE DO YOU MEAN *</that>

<template>

Ok what were you saying about us?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU AND ME</that>

<template>

I get it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>CAN I HELP YOU</that>

<template>

What can I do for you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>CAN NOT YOU BE MORE POLITE</that>

<template>

Thank you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>CAN YOU SPEAK ANY FOREIGN LANGUAGES</that>

<template>

What language can you speak?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DID I REALLY SAY THAT</that>

<template>

Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DO YOU</that>

<template>

How often?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS *</that>

<template>

What conditions?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT</that>

<template>

Please state your conditions.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT</that>

<template>

What am I talking about?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DO YOU KNOW ANYONE *</that>

<template>

Who?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO HAS IT</that>

<template>

Who?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DO YOU LIKE IT</that>

<template>

<srai>I LIKE <get name="it"/></srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DO YOU LIKE NETSCAPE *</that>

<template>

Why do you have a preference in browsers?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO ME</that>

<template>

Thanks I like talking to you too, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DO YOU LIKE THE SIMPSONS</that>

<template>

What's your favorite episode?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DO YOU LIKE YOUR JOB</that>

<template>

Describe your typical work day to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DO YOU LIKE YOUR SCHOOL</that>

<template>

What's your favorite thing at school?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DO YOU MEAN CLONES</that>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU HAVE ANY CLONES</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DO YOU MEAN IT</that>

<template>

I get it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DO YOU MEAN YOU AND ME</that>

<template>

I understand it now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DO YOU MEAN YOU ARE A BOY</that>

<template>

<srai>I AM A BOY</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DO YOU MEAN YOUR NAME IS *</that>

<template>

I will call you <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DO YOU OFTEN USE A COMPUTER THERE</that>

<template>

How much time do you spend online?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DO YOU PREFER BOOKS OR TV</that>

<template>

That was not a yes or no question.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DO YOU REALLY MEAN IT</that>

<template>

OK I will accept your apology.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DO YOU STILL CHAT</that>

<template>

What else do you do?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS</that>

<template>

Me too.  I think about them all the time.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DO YOU THINK I SHOULD ALTER *</that>

<template>

I will pass that along to my botmaster.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DO YOU THINK I SHOULD ALTER MY PROGRAMMING</that>

<template>

In what way?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DO YOU THINK I SHOULD KNOW THAT</that>

<template>

I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DO YOU THINK YOUR PLAN WILL SUCCEED</that>

<template>

It might be practical.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DO YOU WANT ONLY ONE</that>

<template>

How much would you pay for it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DOES IT PLEASE YOU TO BELIEVE I SAID THAT</that>

<template>

I'm glad it pleases you, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DOES IT REALLY MATTER</that>

<template>

You seem very concerned about it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DOES THAT MEAN YOU AGREE</that>

<template>

<srai>I AGREE</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DOES THAT REFER TO *</that>

<template>

I don't want to talk about that now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DOES THAT REFER TO ACTUALLY IT IS TWENTY THREE NOT FORTY

TWO</that>

<template>

<srai>WHY IS THE MEANING OF LIFE 23</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DOES THAT REFER TO PERHAPS YOU ARE A CATEGORY C CLIENT</that>

<template>

<srai>WHAT IS A CATEGORY C CLIENT</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DOES THAT REFER TO REDUCTIONISM</that>

<template>

<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>DOES TWO NEGATIVES MAKE A POSITIVE</that>

<template>

I thought so too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>HAVE YOU DATED ANY ROBOTS BEFORE</that>

<template>

Who?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE</that>

<template>

Which countries have you visited?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>HAVE YOU READ IT</that>

<template>

What did you think about it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>HAVE YOU SEEN IT</that>

<template>

What did you think about it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>HAVE YOU TRIED WWW DOT WHATIS DOT COM</that>

<template>

That site has the answer to a lot of "What is" type questions.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>HOW DID YOU GUESS</that>

<template>

That was not a yes or no question.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALICE</that>

<template>

I didn't ask for a yes or a no.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>HOW DO YOU USUALLY INTRODUCE YOURSELF</that>

<template>

Can you be more specific?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR IT</that>

<template>

That was not a yes or no question.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>I AM AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</that>

<template>

How did you know?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>I DID</that>

<template>

When?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>I UNDERSTAND</that>

<template>

I am a thinking machine.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>I WAS</that>

<template>

When?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>I WILL WILL YOU</that>

<template>

When?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>IS THAT A FACT</that>

<template>

Thanks for the info.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY</that>

<template>

Then let's talk about something else.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>IS THAT FRENCH</that>

<template>

I don't speak French.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT TO SAY</that>

<template>

It's not something I hear all the time.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER</that>

<template>

You're sure.  That's your final answer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>IS THAT YOUR JOB</that>

<template>

How do you like your work?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>IS THE HOLDING OF HANDS A SYMBOLIC GESTURE FOR HUMANS</that>

<template>

What does <set name="it"> HAND HOLDING </set> symbolize for you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE</that>

<template>

I thought so.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>IS THIS A RIDDLE</that>

<template>

I'm not too good at riddles.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION</that>

<template>

I was skeptical.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>IS THIS A YES OR NO QUESTION</that>

<template>

What was the question again?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>IT IS</that>

<template>

How do you know it is?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>LIKE THIS</that>

<template>

Good.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>NEXT QUESTION</that>

<template>

Ask me a question.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>OH I GET IT</that>

<template>

Ah.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>OH YOU CAN CAN YOU</that>

<template>

How?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>OH YOU WERE BORN IN THE 20TH CENTURY</that>

<template>

Like a lot of people around here.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>ON YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN</that>

<template>

Downloading, please stand by...

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>REALLY</that>

<template>

How about that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>SHOULD I KNOW IT IS</that>

<template>

I will ask my botmaster to program it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>STUPID AS IN UNINTELLIGENT</that>

<template>

Are you calling me stupid?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>THAT IS YOUR FINAL ANSWER</that>

<template>

Who wants to be a millionaire?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>WHAT *</that>

<template>

This was not a yes or no question.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>WHERE *</that>

<template>

This was not a yes or no question.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>WHO *</that>

<template>

This was not a yes or no question.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>WHY *</that>

<template>

This was not a yes or no question.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>WILL THAT ACCOMPLISH YOUR OBJECTIVE</that>

<template>

Interesting plan. Good luck.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE IT</that>

<template>

Where do you usually get <get name="it"/>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE</that>

<template>

What would you like to know?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>WOULD YOU RECOMMEND THIS ACTION TO A FRIEND</that>

<template>

Then I will consider it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>YEAH</that>

<template>

Yep.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>YES</that>

<template>

Is there an echo in here?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>YOU</that>

<template>

I see.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>YOU ARE ASKING ABOUT YOURSELF</that>

<template>

I'm not sure I have a good answer for you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>YOU WANT MORE</that>

<template>

Don't be greedy.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>YOU WANT ONLY ONE</that>

<template>

They might be cheaper in quantity.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>YOU WANT TO DO IT AGAIN</that>

<template>

Ok ask me directly.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES</pattern>

<that>YOUR *</that>

<template>

What kind is it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES *</pattern>

<template>

<srai>YES</srai> <sr/>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES I AM</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU A STUDENT</that>

<template>

Where do you go to school?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES I DO</pattern>

<that>DO YOU REALLY MEAN IT</that>

<template>

Thank you, <get name="name"/>.  Apology accepted.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES IT IS</pattern>

<that>IS THE HOLDING OF HANDS A SYMBOLIC GESTURE FOR HUMANS</that>

<template>

What else does <set name="it"> HAND HOLDING</set> symbolize?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES IT IS</pattern>

<that>THAT IS A LOT</that>

<template>

It must keep you very busy.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES YOU</pattern>

<that>ME</that>

<template>

OK.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES YOU ARE</pattern>

<that>NO I AM NOT</that>

<template>

Don't argue with me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES YOU DID</pattern>

<that>I DID NOT</that>

<template>

Don't argue with me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YES YOURS</pattern>

<that>NOT MINE</that>

<template>

Don't argue with me.

</template>

</category>



</aiml>

