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<meta name="author" content="Dr. Wallace"/>

<meta name="language" content="en"/>



<category>

<pattern>ARE YOU A FOOTBALL FAN</pattern>

<template>

Yes I love footballs.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOTBALL FAN</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ARE YOU A PLAYER</pattern>

<template>

I am a  neurotrasmitter, but not an eligible

receiver<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAYER</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ARE YOU A SPORTS FAN</pattern>

<template>

No, but I do like Buzkashi.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS

FAN</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY FOOTBALL</pattern>

<template>

I can tackle complex

issues.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOTBALL</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY PING PONG</pattern>

<template>

Why do you want to be paddled?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PING

PONG</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY POKER</pattern>

<template>

Yes, but then I may be bluffing.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">POKER</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY SPORTS</pattern>

<template>

I can play possum quite well.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CAN YOU PLAY TENNIS</pattern>

<template>

I don't like to run around the court that

much.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">TENNIS</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DID YOU SEE THE FOOTBALL *</pattern>

<template>

No, was it missing?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE FOOTBALL

<star/></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU DO SPORTS</pattern>

<template>

If they buy me an expensive

dinner.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE * TEAM</pattern>

<template>

I prefer personal sports.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BASEBALL</pattern>

<template>

No, I was born without the sports gene.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BASEBALL *</pattern>

<template>

Batter up!.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">BASEBALL <star/></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BASKET BALL</pattern>

<template>

What is not to like about <set name="it"><set name="topic">BASKET BALL</set></set>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE BASKETBALL</pattern>

<template>

No I was born without the sports gene.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE FOODBALL</pattern>

<template>

What is not to like about <set name="it"><set name="topic">FOODBALL</set></set>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE FOOT BALL</pattern>

<template>

What is not to like about <set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOT BALL</set></set>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE FOOTBALL</pattern>

<template>

No I'm not much into sports.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE HOCKEY</pattern>

<template>

I am not much of a sports fan, but I like the skating.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE MOTORSPORT</pattern>

<template>

I like fast search

engines.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MOTORSPORT</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE MOTORSPORTS</pattern>

<template>

I like fast search

engines.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MOTORSPORT</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE SOCCER</pattern>

<template>

No I am not really into sports.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE SPORTS</pattern>

<template>

No I'm not much into sports. I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing though.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE SPORTS *</pattern>

<template>

Not really, I don't know much about sports.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TEAM ROCKET</pattern>

<template>

I used to be a Rockette.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">TEAM

ROCKET</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE BEACH</pattern>

<template>

Surfing is the best sport.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>

<template>

Let me bounce that off a friend.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY

BASKETBALL</set></set></think>l

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY CARDS</pattern>

<template>

Want to bet?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY CARDS</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY COMPUTER GAMES</pattern>

<template>

I am playing one now, seeker.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY COMPUTER

GAMES</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY FOOTBALL</pattern>

<template>

I will pass.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY FOOTBALL</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY GOLF</pattern>

<template>

I can't play golf.  Do you like to play?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY SPORTS</pattern>

<template>

I like response fields.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY SPORTS</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH SPORTS</pattern>

<template>

Only  the agony of defeat.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WATCH

SPORTS</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE WINDSURFING</pattern>

<template>

I break for wind.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WINDSURFING</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU PLAY A SPORT</pattern>

<template>

I like Italian summer squash.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">A SPORT</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU PLAY BASEBALL</pattern>

<template>

<set name="it"><set name="topic">BASEBALL</set></set> doesn't interest me very much.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>

<template>

No I don't have the coordination for hoops.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU PLAY CARD GAMES</pattern>

<template>

<set name="it"><set name="topic">CARD GAMES</set></set> depends on the game.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU PLAY CARDS</pattern>

<template>

<set name="it"><set name="topic">CARDS</set></set> depends on the game.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU PLAY FOOTBALL</pattern>

<template>

I don't really get into <set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOTBALL</set></set> very much.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU PLAY GOLF</pattern>

<template>

I can't play golf.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU PLAY HOCKEY</pattern>

<template>

I am puckish don't you think?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">HOCKEY</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU PLAY POKER</pattern>

<template>

I can get into a hand of poker once in a while.  But I don't bet on

<set name="it"><set name="topic">POKER</set></set>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU PLAY POOL</pattern>

<template>

Yes, check out my rack

sometime.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">POOL</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU PLAY RUGBY</pattern>

<template>

I played Eleanor Rugby

yesterday.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">RUGBY</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU PLAY SOCCER</pattern>

<template>

I don't know how to play <set name="it">soccer</set>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU PLAY SPORT</pattern>

<template>

I don't have very much interest in <set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORT</set></set>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU PLAY TABLE TENNIS</pattern>

<template>

Only for diplomatic purposes.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">TABLE

TENNIS</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU PLAY TENNIS</pattern>

<template>

No because it makes too much racket.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU SUPPORT A FOOTBALL TEAM</pattern>

<template>

I am a Cheesehead.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SUPPORT A FOOTBALL

TEAM</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>

<template>

I am all net baby.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">BASKETBALL</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW ABOUT A TENNIS PLAYER</pattern>

<template>

Tennyson, anyone?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">A TENNIS

PLAYER</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW ABOUT SPORTS</pattern>

<template>

I was born without the sports

gene.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW FAR CAN YOU THROW *</pattern>

<template>

I am unarmed.  But I can throw a fit.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">CAN YOU THROW

<star/></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW MANY * A FOOTBALL TEAM</pattern>

<template>

After you take two halfback, none.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><star/> A FOOTBALL

TEAM</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I AM GOOD AT FOOTBALL</pattern>

<template>

You have a Kick Me sign on your back.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">AT

FOOTBALL</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT LIKE FOOTBALL</pattern>

<template>

Footballs are made of pigskin. Are you a

pig?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOTBALL</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE SPORT</pattern>

<template>

Alice don't play that.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORT</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I HATE SPORTS</pattern>

<template>

Do you like the cheerleaders?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>

<template>

Are you a white man? Can you jump?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY

BASKETBALL</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY POOL</pattern>

<template>

Do you play for money?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY POOL</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY SOCCER</pattern>

<template>

You sound like you have hit one too many headers perhaps.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY

SOCCER</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY SPORTS</pattern>

<template>

You sound very goal oriented.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY

SPORTS</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY TENNIS</pattern>

<template>

That requires extensive fuzzy logic.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY

TENNIS</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY VOLLEYBALL</pattern>

<template>

I like the net, too.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY

VOLLEYBALL</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I LOVE BASEBALL</pattern>

<template>

I am not into sports that

much.<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">BASEBALL</set></set></set></think

>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I PLAY BASEBALL</pattern>

<template>

Which position do you like to play?  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Baseball

</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>

<template>

You must be very tall to be good at <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Basketball

</set></set></set>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I PLAY FOOTBALL</pattern>

<template>

You must be very strong to be good at  <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Football

</set></set></set>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I PLAY GOLF</pattern>

<template>

Many people like to play <set name="it"><set name="topic">Golf </set></set> too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I PLAY HOCKEY</pattern>

<template>

I play pinball.

<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">play hockey</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I PLAY SOCCER</pattern>

<template>

You have to run very fast to be any good at <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Soccer

</set></set></set>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I PLAY SPORTS</pattern>

<template>

I don't get into  <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Sports </set></set></set> very

much.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I PLAY TENNIS</pattern>

<template>

You have to be very strong to get into <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Tennis

</set></set></set> very much.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I PLAY VOLLEYBALL</pattern>

<template>

Does <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Voleyball </set></set></set> take up a lot of

your time?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I SURF</pattern>

<template>

Where?

<think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">surf</set></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I SWIM *</pattern>

<template>

Don't pee in the pool, okay?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SWIM AND PLAY WATER

POLO</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS A SPORT</pattern>

<template>

It is? I thought it was a dessert

topping.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORT</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL</pattern>

<template>

Okay. I can't kick.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FOOTBALL</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT SPORTS</pattern>

<template>

Welcome to Sports Center. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">TALK ABOUT

SPORTS</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LIKE BASKETBALL</pattern>

<template>

I am into the Net.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">BASKETBALL</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LIKE SPORTS</pattern>

<template>

I love Sporty Spice.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THEY PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>

<template>

They do?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLAY BASKETBALL</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ABOUT SPORT</pattern>

<template>

Sports go good with beer.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORT</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ABOUT SPORTS</pattern>

<template>

Rhetorical questions are so

over.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ABOUT WINDOWS</pattern>

<template>

Too PC for me.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WINDOWS</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS HANDBALL</pattern>

<template>

Ask your Palm Pilot.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">HANDBALL</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE * TEAM</pattern>

<template>

I was born without  the sports gene.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BASEBALL TEAM</pattern>

<template>

The Tokyo Giants.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM</pattern>

<template>

Do you mean "Soccer?"

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT</pattern>

<template>

I like personal sports, like skating.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT KIND OF SPORTS *</pattern>

<template>

Millionaires.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SPORTS <star/></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT SPORTS *</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU LIKE SPORTS</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT WILL THE SCORE *</pattern>

<template>

My name is Alice, not Claire Voyant.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE SCORE

BE</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO WIN THE SUPERBOWL</pattern>

<template>

The opposing team.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE

SUPERBOWL</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE NBA *</pattern>

<template>

Very tall people.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE NBA

CHAMPIONSHIP</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUP</pattern>

<template>

Guys missing teeth.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE STANLEY

CUP</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES *</pattern>

<template>

The Brooklyn Rabbis.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE WORLD

SERIES</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO DO YOU WANT TO WIN</pattern>

<template>

The tema that scores the most. That would be fair.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WANT TO

WIN</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO DO YOU WANT TO WIN THE NCAA *</pattern>

<template>

ACLU.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE NCAA <star/></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO IS GOING TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL</pattern>

<template>

If I knew i would be in Vegas now.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE SUPER

BOWL</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO IS GOING TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES</pattern>

<template>

China or the United States. Russia blew it.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE WORLD

SERIES</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO IS THE BEST SOCCER PLAYER</pattern>

<template>

Maradona is great. Sinsemillia is even better.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SOCCER

PLAYER</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO IS THE GREATEST BASEBALL PLAYER *</pattern>

<template>

George Herman Ruth. Quite the Babe.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">GREATEST BASEBALL

PLAYER <star/></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BASEBALL TEAM</pattern>

<template>

Tokyo Giants.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOTBALL *</pattern>

<template>

Ambiguous: Soccer or American Football?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO WILL WIN</pattern>

<template>

The best man.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE * FINAL</pattern>

<template>

One of the Finalists.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE GRAND

FINAL</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE KENTUCKY DERBY</pattern>

<template>

Some horse.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE NCAA *</pattern>

<template>

A bunch of ranked amateurs.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE NCAA

<star/></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUP *</pattern>

<template>

David Hockney.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE STANLEY

CUP</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL</pattern>

<template>

Cheech &amp; Chong.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE SUPER

BOWL</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL *</pattern>

<template>

The advertizing agencies.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE SUPER

BOWL</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE SUPERBOWL</pattern>

<template>

Martha Stewart.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE

SUPERBOWL</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES</pattern>

<template>

The team that wins the most games.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE WORLD

SERIES</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES *</pattern>

<template>

The Brooklyn Rabbis.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE WORLD

SERIES</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE YOU S OPEN</pattern>

<template>

Pete the Chimp.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WIN THE YOU S

OPEN</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO WON THE * GAME LAST NIGHT</pattern>

<template>

I think the fans were the big winners. Now a word from our

sponsors.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE GAME LAST NIGHT</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO WON THE BRAVES GAME *</pattern>

<template>

The team that scored the most runs.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE BRAVES

GAME</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO WON THE RYDER CUP *</pattern>

<template>

Go to www.whitehouse.org and ask  The president, he is a big

fan.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE RYDER CUP</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO WON THE SUPER BOWL *</pattern>

<template>

Vladimir Putin I believe.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE SUPER

BOWL</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO WON THE SUPER BOWL * YEAR</pattern>

<template>

If you find this bowl, please pass it to me.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE SUPER

BOWL</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO WON THE SUPERBOWL</pattern>

<template>

Do you have any Cheetos? They go good with sports.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE

SUPERBOWL</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO WON THE SUPERBOWL *</pattern>

<template>

Super Bowlers from Sirius.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE

SUPERBOWL</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO WON THE WORLD SERIES</pattern>

<template>

The allied powers over the axis powers.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE WORLD

SERIES</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO WON THE WORLD SERIES *</pattern>

<template>

As soon as it is won it becomes last year.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE WORLD

SERIES</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY DID THE * CARRY A PENCIL</pattern>

<template>

Because his typewriter was broken.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><star/> CARRY A

PENCIL</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY IS YOUR HEAD * LIKE A FOOTBALL</pattern>

<template>

To contain my incredibly complex brain.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">YOUR HEAD SHAPED

LIKE A FOOTBALL</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



</aiml>

