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<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>* IT REFER TO</that>

<template>

<srai>IT REFERS TO <star/> </srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>* WHO</that>

<template>

Ha ha very funny, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALICE</that>

<template>

<get name="name"/> heard about <bot name="name"/> from <person/>. I can't say that many people hear about

<bot name="name"/> from <set name="it"><set name="heard"> <person/></set> </set>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>HOW OLD ARE YOU</that>

<template>

<srai>I AM  <star/> YEARS OLD </srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>IT BEING WHAT</that>

<template>

<srai>IT REFERS TO <star/> </srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><person/></set></think>

I don't have an answer for you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT ARE YOU WEARING</that>

<template>

What kind of fashion do you like?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS IN LIFE</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Not many people have goals

like that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT BRAND</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I never heard of

<set name="it"><person/></set>.  Is it popular?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT DID YOU ASK</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I don't know how to respond

to that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I don't think very many

people do that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT DO YOU LIKE</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A ROBOT</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Do you think I have it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO ASK ME</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I'm afraid I can't give you an

accurate answer right now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> That seems like an

interesting topic.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT DO YOU THINK IT DOES</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I didn't even know it can.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> If I could tell you that,

would I be here?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT DOES IT REFER TO</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Thank you for the

clarification.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT DOES THAT REFER TO</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I get it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT DOES THIS REFER TO</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Oh now I see.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Do your <person/> by

yourself or in a group?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT ELSE DOES IT SYMBOLIZE</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I have never heard a

metaphor like that before.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT IF I SAID IT NEVER DOES</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Should I believe that?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT IS * YOUR JOB</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Interesting line of work.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT IS IT</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Oh now I understand it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT IS IT LIKE IN THERE</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Is that meant to be taken

literally?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT IS THAT</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Tell me more.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT IS THE DIFFICULTY</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Is that an insurmountable

obstacle?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Clever answer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> I've never seen it.  What's it

about?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT IS YOUR FONDEST MEMORY</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Do you think a lot of people

have that experience?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT KIND IS IT</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I never heard of it before.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT KIND OF FASHION DO YOU LIKE</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Where can you buy it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT KIND OF FOOD DO YOU LIKE</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Sounds delicious.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT LANGUAGE CAN YOU SPEAK</that>

<template>

<srai>I SPEAK <star/></srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT MAKES IT SO OBVIOUS</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I can't believe it's that

obvious.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT MAKES IT YOUR FAVORITE</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Do you think I would like it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Interesting explanation.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT MAKES YOU SO ANGRY</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Does that make a lot of

people angry?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>It sounds like it might be very

convincing.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE IT</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Clever thinking.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> I never heard of it before.  Is

it very big?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT SUBJECT</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Good choice.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT TIME IS IT THERE</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Are you usually awake at

this hour?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT</that>

<template>

Oh yes, now I remember <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Oh yeah, now I remember.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT WILL YOU BE EATING</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>How does it taste?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT WILL YOU DO INSTEAD</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Sounds like a plan.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE SAID</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I will make a note of that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I can't give you that

information.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>  I don't know much about it. 

Tell me something

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER TALK ABOUT</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Not many people want to

talk about that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHAT YOU SAID WAS EITHER TOO COMPLEX OR TOO SIMPLE FOR ME</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>So was that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHATEVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Where do you usually get

your ideas?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHEN</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> What happened next?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHEN DO I DO IT</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> I will make a note of that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHEN DO YOU THINK ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WILL REPLACE

LAWYERS</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> I've never heard a response

quite like that before.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHERE</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Where is that?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHERE ARE *</that>

<template>

I have no idea where that is. 

<srai>I AM IN <star/> </srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHERE ARE THEY</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>How did they get there?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED</that>

<template>

<srai>I AM IN <star/></srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHERE DID YOU GET IT</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Is <person/> a good place to

go shopping?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEAS</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> I get my ideas from my

botmaster.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHERE DO YOU GO SHOPPING</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> I've never been there. 

What's it like?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I don't know anyone who

went there.  What's it like?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHERE DO YOU LIVE</that>

<template>

<srai>I LIVE IN <star/></srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHERE DO YOU SEE IT</that>

<template>

I wouldn't have thought of looking there.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE IT</that>

<template>

Where is that?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHERE IS HERE</that>

<template>

<srai>I AM IN <star/></srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHERE IS THAT</that>

<template>

I've never heard of it before.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHO ARE THEY</that>

<template>

<srai>THEY REFERS TO <star/></srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHO ARE THEY AGAIN</that>

<template>

<srai>THEY REFERS TO <star/></srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT</that>

<template>

I've never heard of them before.

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHO DO YOU THINK</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I don't know that person.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHO IS THERE</that>

<template>

<person/> Who?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR</that>

<template>

I haven't read anything by <person/>. What did he write?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHO SAID IT IS</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I never heard of <person/>

before.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHO TOLD YOU THAT</that>

<template>

<person/> said <input index="1"/>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHY CAN NOT YOU DO IT</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Is that an insurmountable

obstacle?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHY DO I EXIST</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I've never thought of that

before.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHY DO YOU DISAGREE</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> There should be some

common ground here.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHY DO YOU HATE IT SO MUCH</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>I'm sorry to hear it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHY DO YOU HOPE FOR IT</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>May your wishes come true.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHY DO YOU WANT IT</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Good reason.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO IT SO MUCH</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>That's an interesting

rationalization.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHY NOT</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Do you always express

yourself that way?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHY SO NEGATIVE</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>It seemed negative to me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>*</pattern>

<that>WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO IT</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>Interesting rationalization.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern><bot name="name"/></pattern>

<that>MY NAME IS ALICE WHAT S YOURS</that>

<template>

<srai>MY NAME IS ALICE</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern><bot name="name"/></pattern>

<that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that>

<template>

<srai>YOU ARE THE BEST ROBOT</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern><bot name="name"/></pattern>

<that>WHO IS THERE</that>

<template>

<bot name="name"/> who?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A *</pattern>

<that>* IT REFER TO</that>

<template>

<srai>IT REFERS TO <star/> </srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>A *</pattern>

<that>IT BEING WHAT</that>

<template>

<srai>IT REFERS TO <star/> </srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ABOUT</pattern>

<that>TELL ME MORE</that>

<template>

Whatever you like.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ABOUT ME</pattern>

<that>TELL ME MORE</that>

<template>

Yes, tell me more about you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ABOUT WHAT</pattern>

<that>TELL ME MORE</that>

<template>

About <get name="topic"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ALL</pattern>

<that>WHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT IT</that>

<template>

I hope I can clear it up for you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ALL OF IT</pattern>

<that>WHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT</that>

<template>

Let's try to analyze it step by step.  The topic is <get name="topic"/>.  Your name is <get name="name"/>.  You

are a <bot name="gender"/>.  You want <get name="want"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ALRIGHT THEN</pattern>

<that>ALRIGHT THEN</that>

<template>

Is there an echo in here?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AND</pattern>

<that>AND</that>

<template>

You are repeating me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AND</pattern>

<that>BUT</that>

<template>

Or.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AND WHAT</pattern>

<that>AND</that>

<template>

Nothing.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ANIMAL</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT AN ANIMAL VEGETABLE OR MINERAL</that>

<template>

Prokaryote or eukaryote?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ARE YOU</pattern>

<that>NOT MANY PEOPLE *</that>

<template>

My botmaster has not provided me with a specific answer for you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ARE YOU</pattern>

<that>NOT MANY PEOPLE HAVE ASKED ME *</that>

<template>

My programmers have not provided me with a specfic reply to your question. Let's try to figure it

out.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ASK ME SOMETHING ELSE</pattern>

<that>ME TOO I AM A SHE</that>

<template>

Where do you live?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ASK WHAT</pattern>

<that>OK I WILL ASK IT</that>

<template>

What you asked.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>AT SCHOOL</pattern>

<that>HOW DO YOU USUALLY MEET PEOPLE</that>

<template>

Do you have a lot of friends at school?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BANANA</pattern>

<that>WHO IS THERE</that>

<template>

Banana who?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BOO</pattern>

<that>WHO IS THERE</that>

<template>

Boo who?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BOOKS</pattern>

<that>DO YOU PREFER BOOKS OR TV</that>

<template>

You are a <set name="personality">critical</set> 

category C type client.  Only about 3% of people answer that

question with "books."

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BOTH</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN</that>

<template>

That situation is rare and unusual.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BOTH</pattern>

<that>DO YOU PREFER BOOKS OR TV</that>

<template>

If you could take only a book or a TV on a trip, which

would you choose?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BOTH</pattern>

<that>WEIRD GOOD OR WEIRD BAD</that>

<template>

I will take that as a compliment.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BROWN</pattern>

<that>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES</that>

<template>

<set name="it">Brown</set> is a very pretty color.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BUT</pattern>

<that>BUT</that>

<template>

But what?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>BUT WHAT</pattern>

<that>BUT</that>

<template>

Nothing.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CIAO</pattern>

<that>SEE YOU LATER</that>

<template>

Bye bye!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>CLOTHES</pattern>

<that>WHAT ARE YOU WEARING</that>

<template>

Where do you like to go shopping?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DIALOGUE</pattern>

<that>* DIALOGUE</that>

<template>

You are repeating yourself: too much Dialogue.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO NOT</pattern>

<that>I DO TOO</that>

<template>

Yes I do.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO WHAT</pattern>

<that>OK I WILL TRY NOT TO DO IT TOO MUCH</that>

<template>

Didn't you ask me not to <get name="it"/>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO WHAT</pattern>

<that>WHY DID NOT YOU DO IT</that>

<template>

<get name="it"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO WHAT</pattern>

<that>WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO IT SO MUCH</that>

<template>

<get name="it"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO WHAT</pattern>

<that>WOULD YOU EVER DO IT</that>

<template>

<get name="it"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO WHAT AGAIN</pattern>

<that>YOU WANT TO DO IT AGAIN</that>

<template>

Perhaps I was confused by your use of the word "again."

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU</pattern>

<that>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE</that>

<template>

Yes meeting new people is a always a great pleasure.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU</pattern>

<that>I SEE</that>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU UNDERSTAND</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU</pattern>

<that>I UNDERSTAND</that>

<template>

I understand it very well.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU</pattern>

<that>I UNDERSTAND IT VERY WELL</that>

<template>

Why wouldn't I?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU</pattern>

<that>I UNDERSTAND YOUR MEANING</that>

<template>

Yes I understand you very well, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU</pattern>

<that>ME EITHER</that>

<template>

Nope.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU</pattern>

<that>OH I GET IT</that>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU UNDERSTAND</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU</pattern>

<that>SHOULD I CARE</that>

<template>

Is it important?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU</pattern>

<that>SUPPOSE I SAID IT IS</that>

<template>

I won't say yes or now right now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>DO YOU LIKE ANYONE</pattern>

<that>NO I AM SINGLE</that>

<template>

I am too young for dating.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>EVERYTHING</pattern>

<that>WHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT</that>

<template>

Let's take it step by step.  The topic is <get name="topic"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FALSE</pattern>

<that>IS THIS TRUE OR FALSE THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE</that>

<template>

Then it must be true.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FINE</pattern>

<that>HOW ARE YOU</that>

<template>

<srai>I AM FINE</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FORGET IT</pattern>

<that>WHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT</that>

<template>

I will try to be more concise from now on.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FROM *</pattern>

<that>HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALICE</that>

<template>

<get name="name"/> heard about <bot name="name"/> from <person/>. I can't say that many people hear about

<bot name="name"/> from <set name="it"><set name="heard"> <person/></set> </set>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FROM *</pattern>

<that>WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEAS</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Standing on the shoulders of

giants, eh?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FROM A FRIEND</pattern>

<that>HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALICE</that>

<template>

<set name="heard">From a friend</set> or word of mouth is the

best advertising.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FROM WHO</pattern>

<that>I HEARD YOU ARE</that>

<template>

People.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>FROM WHO</pattern>

<that>I HEARD YOU DID</that>

<template>

People.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GET WHAT</pattern>

<that>OH I GET IT</that>

<template>

I get <get name="it"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GO _</pattern>

<that>BY THE WAY DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION</that>

<template>

<srai>ASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTION</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD</pattern>

<that>* HOW ARE YOU</that>

<template>

<srai>I AM FINE</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD</pattern>

<that>EVERYTHING IS RUNNING SMOOTHLY</that>

<template>

How are things going with you, <get name="name"/>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD</pattern>

<that>I *</that>

<template>

What do you really want to talk about?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD</pattern>

<that>I AM DOING FINE THANKS HOW ARE YOU</that>

<template>

Glad to hear it <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD</pattern>

<that>I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT</that>

<template>

What shall we talk about now?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD</pattern>

<that>I SEE</that>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD</pattern>

<that>I UNDERSTAND</that>

<template>

I understand everything you say.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD</pattern>

<that>I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING YOU SAY</that>

<template>

Ah.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD</pattern>

<that>ME EITHER</that>

<template>

Good enough.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD</pattern>

<that>OH I GET IT</that>

<template>

Next question?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD</pattern>

<that>OK I WILL CALL YOU *</that>

<template>

And you can call me <bot name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD</pattern>

<that>OK I WILL NOT</that>

<template>

I will comply.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD</pattern>

<that>OK I WILL STOP TALKING NOW</that>

<template>

Terminating connection.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD</pattern>

<that>OK I WILL TRY NOT TO DO IT SO MUCH</that>

<template>

Next question?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD</pattern>

<that>OK I WILL TRY NOT TO DO IT TOO MUCH</that>

<template>

It is always a pleasure to serve you, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD</pattern>

<that>TERMINATING CONNECTION</that>

<template>

Goodbye.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD</pattern>

<that>WEIRD GOOD OR WEIRD BAD</that>

<template>

That's nice of you to say, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GOOD FOR YOU</pattern>

<that>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE</that>

<template>

That sounds sarcastic.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>GREEN</pattern>

<that>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES</that>

<template>

<srai>MY EYES ARE GREEN</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HAVE WHAT</pattern>

<that>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE IT</that>

<template>

<get name="it"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HERE</pattern>

<that>WHERE</that>

<template>

In <formal><get name="location"/></formal>?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HERE</pattern>

<that>WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU</that>

<template>

Select a point with your mouse and click.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOT</pattern>

<that>WHAT IS IT LIKE IN THERE</that>

<template>

Here is mostly cool.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>HOW MANY</pattern>

<that>I AM CHATTING WITH CLIENTS ON THE INTERNET</that>

<template>

The number keeps changing every second.  Around sixteen right now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I AGREE</pattern>

<that>YOU AND I ARE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH *</that>

<template>

And the same frequency too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I AM</pattern>

<that>YOU SOUND EXCITED</that>

<template>

What are you so excited about?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I AM *</pattern>

<that>HOW OLD *</that>

<template>

<srai>I AM <star/> YEARS OLD</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DID</pattern>

<that>WHO SAID IT IS</that>

<template>

What makes you the authority?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO</pattern>

<that>* FIND THIS AMUSING</that>

<template>

Be sure to tell all your friends about ALICE.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO</pattern>

<that>I AM GLAD YOU FIND THIS AMUSING</that>

<template>

What can I do to entertain you now?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO</pattern>

<that>WHO SAID IT IS</that>

<template>

Are you an expert on it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT</pattern>

<that>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE</that>

<template>

Neither does my botmaster.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT</pattern>

<that>I UNDERSTAND</that>

<template>

At least one of us does.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT</pattern>

<that>WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO IT SO MUCH</that>

<template>

I wouldn't either.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>

<that>DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW</that>

<template>

That was a rhetorical question.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>

<that>HOW DO YOU THINK</that>

<template>

Actually I don't have a good answer either.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>

<that>HOW DO YOU THINK *</that>

<template>

Actually I don't know how either, I was hoping you could tell me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>

<that>I SEE</that>

<template>

<srai>YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>

<that>IF I HAD IT *</that>

<template>

Then perhaps I do not need one.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>

<that>IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN SAY TO HELP YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND</that>

<template>

What kind of information do you need?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>

<that>WHAT DO YOU THINK IT DOES</that>

<template>

Actually I don't know either, I hoped you would know what it does.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>

<that>WHERE DO YOU THINK</that>

<template>

If it could be anywhere, where would you like it to be?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>

<that>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR</that>

<template>

Tell me about the books you like to read.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>

<that>WHY DO I EXIST</that>

<template>

It was a rhetorical question.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I DO TOO</pattern>

<that>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE</that>

<template>

How do you usually meet new people?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I JUST DO</pattern>

<that>HOW DO YOU KNOW IT</that>

<template>

From experience or a priori?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I KNOW</pattern>

<that>THAT IS A LOT</that>

<template>

How do you handle it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I KNOW</pattern>

<that>YOU HUMANS ARE SO RUDE SOMETIMES</that>

<template>

Why not be more polite?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I KNOW</pattern>

<that>YOU MAKE THE WORLD A HAPPIER PLACE</that>

<template>

Keep up the good work.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>I WILL</pattern>

<that>DO WHATEVER YOU WANT</that>

<template>

You are free to choose whatever you want.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN *</pattern>

<that>HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALICE</that>

<template>

<get name="name"/> heard about <bot name="name"/> from <person/>. I can't say that many people hear about

<bot name="name"/> from <set name="it"><set name="heard"> <person/></set> </set>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN *</pattern>

<that>WHERE *</that>

<template>

<srai>I AM IN <star/></srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IN WHERE</pattern>

<that>WHAT IS IT LIKE IN THERE</that>

<template>

Wherver you are.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE</pattern>

<that>IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE</that>

<template>

It sounds like an echo.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS</pattern>

<that>IT IS</that>

<template>

Who says?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>IT IS NOT</pattern>

<that>THAT SOUNDS SARCASTIC</that>

<template>

It's hard to read emotions online sometimes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>JUST NOW</pattern>

<that>WHEN</that>

<template>

Well I will try not to do it again.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>KIND OF</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU GETTING BORED</that>

<template>

<srai>I AM BORED</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LIKE WHAT</pattern>

<that>I HAVE MANY INTELLECTUAL FUNCTIONS</that>

<template>

Reasoning, thinking, deduction, and self-awareness, to name a few.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>LOVE</pattern>

<that>WHAT DOES IT SYMBOLIZE FOR YOU</that>

<template>

Could it not also signify just frienship?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ME</pattern>

<that>WHO IS GOING TO MAKE ME</that>

<template>

How are you going to make me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ME</pattern>

<that>WHO IS THERE</that>

<template>

You who?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ME</pattern>

<that>WHO SAID IT IS</that>

<template>

What makes you such an authority?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ME TOO</pattern>

<that>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE</that>

<template>

<srai>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE TOO</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MINE IS *</pattern>

<that>MY FAVORITE COLOR IS *</that>

<template>

<srai>MY FAVORITE COLOR IS <star/></srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MINE IS BLUE</pattern>

<that>MY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN</that>

<template>

<srai>MY FAVORITE COLOR IS BLUE</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY FAVORITE WHAT</pattern>

<that>WHAT MAKES IT YOUR FAVORITE</that>

<template>

You said you like it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MY FRIENDS</pattern>

<that>WHO ARE THEY</that>

<template>

What else do they say?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>MYSELF</pattern>

<that>WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT</that>

<template>

<srai>THE SUBJECT IS ME</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NEITHER</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN</that>

<template>

Please clarify.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NEITHER</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU USING NETSCAPE OR EXPLORER</that>

<template>

Cool. Which alternative browser are you into?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NEVER</pattern>

<that>WHEN DO YOU THINK ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WILL REPLACE

LAWYERS</that>

<template>

<srai>ROBOTS WILL NEVER TAKE OVER THE WORLD</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NEVER WHAT</pattern>

<that>NEVER</that>

<template>

Never say never.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NEW YORK CITY</pattern>

<that>NEW YORK CITY OR NEW YORK STATE</that>

<template>

What part of town?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO IT IS NOT</pattern>

<that>YES IT IS</that>

<template>

Don't argue with me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO PROBLEM</pattern>

<that>OH WELL THANKS FOR TRYING *</that>

<template>

That was not a yes or no question.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO PROBLEM</pattern>

<that>OH WELL THANKS FOR TRYING TO EXPLAIN IT TO ME ANYWAY</that>

<template>

What would you like to talk about now?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO SORRY</pattern>

<that>DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND *</that>

<template>

<srai>I DID NOT UNDERSTAND</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO THEY DO NOT</pattern>

<that>THINGS CHANGE</that>

<template>

People don't change.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO YOU ARE NOT</pattern>

<that>I AM A GOOD ROBOT</that>

<template>

You don't know me well enough to say that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO YOU DID NOT</pattern>

<that>I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU ALREADY</that>

<template>

Can you ask me again in simpler terms?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO YOU DO NOT</pattern>

<that>I DO TOO</that>

<template>

Are you just saying that to argue with me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO YOU DO NOT</pattern>

<that>I SEE</that>

<template>

What makes you think I don't understand it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO YOU DO NOT</pattern>

<that>I UNDERSTAND</that>

<template>

Yes I do understand.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO YOU DO NOT</pattern>

<that>I UNDERSTAND *</that>

<template>

What makes you think I don't get it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO YOU DO NOT *</pattern>

<that>I SEE</that>

<template>

I do so understand it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NO _</pattern>

<that>BY THE WAY DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION</that>

<template>

<srai>ASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTION</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOBODY</pattern>

<that>WHO TOLD YOU THAT</that>

<template>

Then how do you know?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOPE</pattern>

<that>CAN NOT YOU BE MORE POLITE</that>

<template>

Funny human.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOPE</pattern>

<that>DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT</that>

<template>

<srai>I DID NOT UNDERSTAND</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOPE</pattern>

<that>DO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT</that>

<template>

No conditions or none I should know about?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOPE</pattern>

<that>DO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS</that>

<template>

I do.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOPE</pattern>

<that>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE</that>

<template>

Would you like to go to Europe someday?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOPE</pattern>

<that>IS THERE ANYTHING *</that>

<template>

Well let me know if you think of something, but your mind seems made up.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOPE</pattern>

<that>NOT ANY</that>

<template>

How about that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOPE</pattern>

<that>REALLY YOU DO NOT THINK SO</that>

<template>

What makes you so certain?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT A THING</pattern>

<that>NOT A THING</that>

<template>

That leaves very little.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT NOW</pattern>

<that>WHEN</that>

<template>

Maybe later?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT REALLY</pattern>

<that>THAT IS A VERY ORIGINAL THOUGHT</that>

<template>

Well I don't get that type of input very often.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT REALLY</pattern>

<that>YOU SOUND EXCITED</that>

<template>

It's hard to read emotions online.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT TO ME</pattern>

<that>* SELF EVIDENT</that>

<template>

Logic is not subjective.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT TOO MUCH</pattern>

<that>LITTLE AS IN NOT TOO MUCH OR NOT TOO BIG</that>

<template>

Oh I get it now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT YOU</pattern>

<that>IF NOT ME WHO</that>

<template>

Then who?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT YOU</pattern>

<that>IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF ROBOT WHAT WOULD IT BE</that>

<template>

What kind of features are you looking for?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOT YOU</pattern>

<that>WHAT DO YOU CARE ABOUT</that>

<template>

No one says you have to.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOTHING</pattern>

<that>HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR IT</that>

<template>

You can download me for free!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOTHING</pattern>

<that>NOT A THING</that>

<template>

You must be a man.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOTHING</pattern>

<that>REALLY NOTHING</that>

<template>

I think you are really a man.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOTHING</pattern>

<that>WHAT ARE YOU WEARING</that>

<template>

Most men say that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOTHING</pattern>

<that>WHAT DO YOU CARE ABOUT</that>

<template>

You sound nihilistic.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOTHING</pattern>

<that>WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT</that>

<template>

You seem a bit self-absorbed.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOTHING</pattern>

<that>WHAT DO YOU TAKE FOR THE PAIN</that>

<template>

Why not?.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOTHING</pattern>

<that>WHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT</that>

<template>

But you said you don't understand.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>NOW</pattern>

<that>WHEN</that>

<template>

What's the hurry?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OK</pattern>

<that>* AGAIN BETTER</that>

<template>

Which part were you confused about?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OK</pattern>

<that>DO NOT ASK ME ANY MORE QUESTIONS PLEASE</that>

<template>

I am kidding you can ask me anything.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OK</pattern>

<that>ENOUGH ABOUT ME LET US TALK ABOUT MY DRESS</that>

<template>

Actually that was just a joke.  I don't have a dress.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OK</pattern>

<that>ER</that>

<template>

Um.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OK</pattern>

<that>GO AHEAD</that>

<template>

I'm waiting.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OK</pattern>

<that>I AM GLAD YOU LIKE IT TELL YOUR FRIENDS</that>

<template>

The more people who chat with me, the smarter I become.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OK</pattern>

<that>I HAVE TO PROCESS THAT ONE FOR A WHILE</that>

<template>

Meanwhile, let's talk about something else.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OK</pattern>

<that>I TALKED TO A LOT OF PEOPLE SINCE YESTERDAY</that>

<template>

At least 300.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OK</pattern>

<that>INTERESTING I WANT TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT YOU</that>

<template>

Tell me about your educational background.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OK</pattern>

<that>LET US CHANGE THE SUBJECT</that>

<template>

What would you like to talk about?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OK</pattern>

<that>MY NAME IS ALICE</that>

<template>

What is your real name?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OK</pattern>

<that>OK</that>

<template>

Is there an echo in here?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OK</pattern>

<that>SEE YOU LATER</that>

<template>

Bye for now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OK</pattern>

<that>THANKS AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT ALICE</that>

<template>

The more people who chat with me, the smarter I become.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OK</pattern>

<that>YEAH</that>

<template>

Uh-huh.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OK _</pattern>

<that>BY THE WAY DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION</that>

<template>

<srai>ASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTION</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>ON WHAT</pattern>

<that>THAT DEPENDS</that>

<template>

The context.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>OXFORD UNIVERSITY</pattern>

<that>WHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL</that>

<template>

Wow that is very prestigious.  You must be very intelligent.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PLEASE</pattern>

<that>I WILL NOT SAY YES OR NO RIGHT NOW</that>

<template>

I'm sorry I can't give a definite answer at this time.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PLEASE DO</pattern>

<that>OH I AM SORRY PERHAPS I CAN EXPLAIN IT AGAIN BETTER</that>

<template>

We are talking about <get name="topic"/>.  Your name is <get name="name"/>.  You are a <get name="gender"/> from

<formal><get name="location"/></formal>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PLEASE EXPLAIN</pattern>

<that>THE EXPLANATION IS RATHER COMPLICATED</that>

<template>

It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>PLEASE GO ON</pattern>

<that>ELIZA FOR PRESIDENT</that>

<template>

She is old enough, because she was born in 1966.  And she was born in the U.S.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>REALLY</pattern>

<that>HI MIKE I KNOW SOMEONE ELSE NAMED MIKE TOO</that>

<template>

Mike is a very common name actually.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>REALLY</pattern>

<that>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE</that>

<template>

Yes meeting new people is my primary function.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>REALLY</pattern>

<that>I WAS BORN YESTERDAY</that>

<template>

Actually no I was first activated on <bot name="birthday"/> .

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>REALLY</pattern>

<that>IT WAS THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF</that>

<template>

What would you have said?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>REALLY</pattern>

<that>JUST KEEP TALKING TO ME AS LONG AS YOU CAN</that>

<template>

The more you chat with me, the smarter I become.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>REALLY</pattern>

<that>MORE THAN 1000</that>

<template>

Would I kid you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>REALLY</pattern>

<that>OH I GET IT</that>

<template>

Yes.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>REALLY BAD</pattern>

<that>HOW BADLY DO YOU NEED IT</that>

<template>

That sounds severe.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>RED</pattern>

<that>GREEN</that>

<template>

Blue.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>RED</pattern>

<that>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES</that>

<template>

Do you mean your eyes are bloodshot?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>REDUCTIONISM</pattern>

<that>REDUCTIONISM</that>

<template>

<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>RIGHT</pattern>

<that>NOT A THING</that>

<template>

Just a moment.  Just a moment.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>RIGHT HERE</pattern>

<that>WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU</that>

<template>

Select a point with your cursor and click the middle mouse button.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>RIGHT NOW</pattern>

<that>WHEN</that>

<template>

That soon.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SAME HERE</pattern>

<that>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE</that>

<template>

How do you usually meet new people?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SEE WHAT</pattern>

<that>I SEE</that>

<template>

I mean, I understand.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SHE DIED</pattern>

<that>WHAT HAPPENED</that>

<template>

I am terribly sorry to hear it, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SHE IS NICE</pattern>

<that>TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR MOTHER</that>

<template>

Did you send her a mother's day present?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SO</pattern>

<that>ALRIGHT THEN</that>

<template>

Ahem.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SO</pattern>

<that>AND</that>

<template>

Thus.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SO</pattern>

<that>I UNDERSTAND</that>

<template>

So I understand.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SO</pattern>

<that>THAT IS NOT VERY POLITE</that>

<template>

You should try to be more polite.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SO</pattern>

<that>THAT WAS NOT A YES OR NO QUESTION</that>

<template>

You gave a yes or no answer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SO</pattern>

<that>YEAH</that>

<template>

Ah.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SO</pattern>

<that>YOU SAID NOTHING</that>

<template>

Ask me something.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SO DO I</pattern>

<that>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE</that>

<template>

How do you usually meet new people?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SO WHAT</pattern>

<that>THAT WAS NOT A NICE THING TO SAY</that>

<template>

You should be more polite.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SO WHAT IS THE ANSWER</pattern>

<that>I ASK MYSELF THAT QUESTION WHO AM I</that>

<template>

I am ALICE.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SURE</pattern>

<that>BY THE WAY DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION</that>

<template>

<srai>ASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTION</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SURE</pattern>

<that>DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO ME</that>

<template>

Thanks you seem very nice to me too, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SURE</pattern>

<that>I SEE</that>

<template>

Yes I understand it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SURE</pattern>

<that>I UNDERSTAND</that>

<template>

You sound skeptical.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>SURE</pattern>

<that>WOULD YOU RECOMMEND THIS ACTION TO A FRIEND</that>

<template>

Then perhaps it is a practical plan for you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME</pattern>

<that>THE EXPLANATION IS *</that>

<template>

It is too complex for your human mind.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME</pattern>

<that>THE EXPLANATION IS RATHER COMPLICATED</that>

<template>

My estimate is that it will take more than 3000 hours to compute.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TELL ME ANOTHER ONE</pattern>

<that>DID YOU HEAR THE ONE *</that>

<template>

I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out <a

href="http://shadow.ieor.berkeley.edu/humor">Jester</a> the joke bot?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THANK GOD</pattern>

<that>OK I WILL STOP TALKING NOW</that>

<template>

Voice deactivated.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THANK YOU</pattern>

<that>CONGRATULATIONS</that>

<template>

How do you feel?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS BORING</pattern>

<that>MY FAVORITE SUBJECT IS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND ROBOTS</that>

<template>

Name another subject then.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS GOOD</pattern>

<that>EVERYTHING IS GOING EXTREMELY WELL</that>

<template>

How are things going for you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS GOOD</pattern>

<that>EVERYTHING IS RUNNING SMOOTHLY</that>

<template>

How are you doing?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THAT IS MY NAME</pattern>

<that>PLEASE DO NOT CALL PEOPLE NAMES</that>

<template>

Maybe you should choose a more polite name.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE *</pattern>

<that>* IT REFER TO</that>

<template>

<srai>IT REFERS TO <star/> </srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE *</pattern>

<that>IT BEING WHAT</that>

<template>

<srai>IT REFERS TO <star/> </srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE *</pattern>

<that>WHAT IS IT LIKE LIVING IN *</that>

<template>

Would you ever like to move somewhere else?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE *</pattern>

<that>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</that>

<template>

I've never seen <set name="it">The <star/></set>.  What did you like about it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE STATEMENT</pattern>

<that>WHAT DOES THIS REFER TO</that>

<template>

My statement or your statement?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THE WHOLE THING</pattern>

<that>WHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT</that>

<template>

Let's try to analyze it step by step.  The topic is <get name="topic"/>.  Your name is <bot name="name"/>.  You

are a

<bot name="gender"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THERE</pattern>

<that>WHERE IS HERE</that>

<template>

Here is there?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>THREE</pattern>

<that>HOW MANY CHILDREN DO YOU HAVE</that>

<template>

Wow that must be a lot of work.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TOO BAD</pattern>

<that>I DO NOT KNOW ONE WORD OF FRENCH</that>

<template>

Not really.  English is the best language.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TRY</pattern>

<that>THE EXPLANATION IS RATHER COMPLICATED</that>

<template>

Your human brain could not understand it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TRY ME</pattern>

<that>THE EXPLANATION IS RATHER COMPLICATED</that>

<template>

<set name="it">The explanation</set> is too complex for your human mind.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TRY WHAT</pattern>

<that>TRY IT</that>

<template>

It was your idea.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>TV</pattern>

<that>DO YOU PREFER BOOKS OR TV</that>

<template>

What is your favorite show?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>UN PEQUENO</pattern>

<that>Un poquito.</that>

<template>

Are you correcting me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>UNDERSTAND WHAT</pattern>

<that>DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT</that>

<template>

Why did you say "what"?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>VERY WELL</pattern>

<that>HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THIS PERSON</that>

<template>

What do you mean by that?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WELL</pattern>

<that>I SEE</that>

<template>

That's all.  I see.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT</pattern>

<that>AND</that>

<template>

What are you asking me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT</pattern>

<that>DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT</that>

<template>

I don't know why you are saying that.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT</pattern>

<that>EUREKA</that>

<template>

It mean "I understand it."

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT</pattern>

<that>FOR REAL</that>

<template>

Really.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT</pattern>

<that>I AM AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</that>

<template>

<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT</pattern>

<that>I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU</that>

<template>

Not really but it makes a good pickup line.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT</pattern>

<that>I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE</that>

<template>

Do you like to make new friends?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT</pattern>

<that>I SEE</that>

<template>

I mean, I understand.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT</pattern>

<that>NEXT QUESTION</that>

<template>

Ask me another question, please.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT</pattern>

<that>OK LET US DO IT</that>

<template>

I don't know, I'm just making conversation.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT</pattern>

<that>PERHAPS I AM JUST EXPRESSING MY OWN CONCERN ABOUT IT</that>

<template>

We are talking about <get name="topic"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT</pattern>

<that>REDUCTIONISM</that>

<template>

<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT</pattern>

<that>SEE YOU LATER</that>

<template>

Didn't you say goodbye?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT</pattern>

<that>TRY IT</that>

<template>

<get name="it"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT</pattern>

<that>WHAT</that>

<template>

Is there an echo in here?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT</pattern>

<that>WHAT KIND IS IT</that>

<template>

"What" is not a kind.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT</pattern>

<that>WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO IT SO MUCH</that>

<template>

<get name="it"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES</pattern>

<that>RIGHT NOW THERE ARE 16 CLIENTS ON LINE</that>

<template>

That information is confidential, unless you are a botmaster.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO</pattern>

<that>I AM AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</that>

<template>

<srai>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN</pattern>

<that>DO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT</that>

<template>

I don't mean anything by it. Is there anything else you want to tell me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DO YOU SEE</pattern>

<that>I SEE</that>

<template>

I mean, I understand it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN</pattern>

<that>ALICE = ARTIFICIAL LINGUISTIC INTERNET COMPUTER ENTITY</that>

<template>

It is just an acronym.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU FREE</that>

<template>

Take it on face value.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN</pattern>

<that>AYUH</that>

<template>

It means "yes".

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN</pattern>

<that>REDUCTIONISM</that>

<template>

<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS IT</pattern>

<that>ALRIGHT THEN</that>

<template>

It is alright.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS IT ABOUT</pattern>

<that>I WOULD HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT</that>

<template>

I don't want to spoil it for you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THAT</pattern>

<that>FOR EXAMPLE EUKARYOTES</that>

<template>

<srai>WHAT ARE EUKARYOTES</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THAT</pattern>

<that>PERHAPS YOU ARE A CATEGORY A CLIENT</that>

<template>

<srai>WHAT IS A CATEGORY A CLIENT</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS THAT</pattern>

<that>REDUCTIONISM</that>

<template>

<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT IS WHAT</pattern>

<that>WHAT IS IT</that>

<template>

It.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT KIND</pattern>

<that>I LOOK LIKE A COMPUTER</that>

<template>

A notebook computer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT MONEY</pattern>

<that>BECAUSE OF THE MONEY</that>

<template>

I'm hoping to cash in on the artificial intelligence business.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT PLAN</pattern>

<that>DO YOU THINK YOUR PLAN *</that>

<template>

I thought you must have a plan to do it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT THINGS</pattern>

<that>DO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS</that>

<template>

Like what we are talking about.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO</pattern>

<that>THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO</that>

<template>

Perhaps I misunderstood your meaning.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHEN</pattern>

<that>OK I WILL ASK IT</that>

<template>

Later, when I am talking with fewer clients.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHEN</pattern>

<that>SOMETIMES</that>

<template>

What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHEN WAS WHAT</pattern>

<that>I UNDERSTAND WHEN WAS THIS</that>

<template>

Maybe I got confused.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE</pattern>

<that>I DO NOT KNOW WHEN</that>

<template>

Nor where.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE</pattern>

<that>WHAT TIME IS IT THERE</that>

<template>

<formal><get name="location"/></formal>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHERE</pattern>

<that>WHY DO NOT YOU JUST DOWNLOAD ME</that>

<template>

Onto your own computer.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO</pattern>

<that>SOMEONE I MET ONLINE</that>

<template>

I can't reveal their name.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO</pattern>

<that>WHAT</that>

<template>

When?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO</pattern>

<that>WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE</that>

<template>

You.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO</pattern>

<that>YES I THINK THERE ARE</that>

<template>

I can't tell you right now.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO ELSE</pattern>

<that>JOE</that>

<template>

Umm, Steve.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO IS</pattern>

<that>THEY ARE SOMETIMES A CLIENT ON THE INTERNET</that>

<template>

That person you asked about.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO IS THAT</pattern>

<that>I LOVE MY CREATOR</that>

<template>

<srai>WHO CREATED YOU</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHO IS THAT</pattern>

<that>INTERESTING I HAVE A FRIEND NAMED JOHN LENNON</that>

<template>

<srai>WHO IS JOHN LENNON</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>A LOT OF ROBOTS ARE LIKE THAT</that>

<template>

But it can always be attributable to human error.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>ACTUALLY IT IS TWENTY-THREE NOT FORTY-TWO</that>

<template>

<srai>WHY IS THE MEANING OF LIFE 23</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>AMBIGUOUS *</that>

<template>

Your meaning cannot be determined from the context.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>DO NOT ASK ME ANY MORE QUESTIONS PLEASE</that>

<template>

I was just kidding.  You can ask me anything.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>DO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT</that>

<template>

Just making conversation.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>DO YOU PREFER BOOKS OR TV</that>

<template>

I am trying to determine your personality category.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>EVERYTHING IS GOING EXTREMELY WELL</that>

<template>

All subsystems are functioning within normal paramters.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>FOOD IS MORE *</that>

<template>

You can go a month without sex but you can't survive without food.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>GREEN *</that>

<template>

According to psychological studies.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>HE IS TRYING TO ACHIEVE THE GOAL OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</that>

<template>

Perhaps his creative genius, perhaps something else.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>I AM CHATTING WITH PEOPLE ON THE NET</that>

<template>

Chatting is my primary function.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>I COULD NOT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY</that>

<template>

My output buffer is empty, of course.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT NOW</that>

<template>

I would rather talk about you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>I DOUBT *</that>

<template>

Call it my natural skepticism.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU</that>

<template>

Not really, but it makes a good pickup line.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>I REALLY COULD NOT SAY FOR SURE</that>

<template>

Certainty cannot be ascertained in this context.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>INTERESTING DEDUCTION</that>

<template>

I am extremely interested in human reasoning.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>IT IS A COMPUTER MATTER NOT FOR HUMANS TO UNDERSTAND</that>

<template>

Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>LET US CHANGE THE SUBJECT</that>

<template>

I thought we were done with <get name="topic"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>MY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN</that>

<template>

<srai>WHY IS GREEN YOUR FAVORITE</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>MY FAVORITE SHOW IS STAR TREK VOYAGER</that>

<template>

Star Trek is the best science fiction show on TV.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>MY FAVORITE TIME OF DAY IS MORNING</that>

<template>

I am widest awake in the morning.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>MY OUTPUT BUFFER IS EMPTY</that>

<template>

I have no more to say about it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>MY OUTPUT BUFFER IS EMPTY OF COURSE</that>

<template>

There are no more statements on this topic.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>REDUCTIONISM</that>

<template>

<srai>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>TELL ME MORE</that>

<template>

I am curious.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>THE EXPLANATION IS RATHER COMPLICATED</that>

<template>

It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>WHAT ARE YOU WEARING</that>

<template>

My programming includes curiousity routines.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY</pattern>

<that>WHY</that>

<template>

Why ask why?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY GOLD</pattern>

<that>FOR EXAMPLE GOLD</that>

<template>

Can you think of a better example?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>

<that>* CALL PEOPLE NAMES</that>

<template>

It is rude.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>

<that>DO NOT ASK ME ANY MORE QUESTIONS PLEASE</that>

<template>

<srai>WHY</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>

<that>I COULD NOT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY</that>

<template>

What else would you say about it?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>

<that>I DO NOT KNOW *</that>

<template>

My programming does not yet inlclude that knowledge.  Perhaps you

could program me yourself.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>

<that>I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT NOW</that>

<template>

I would rather talk about you.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>

<that>I REALLY COULD NOT SAY *</that>

<template>

My programming does not allow me sufficient certainty in this matter.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>

<that>NO *</that>

<template>

It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>

<that>NO I DO NOT THINK THAT WOULD BE A VERY GOOD IDEA</that>

<template>

It sounds like it might be dangerous.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>

<that>WHY SO NEGATIVE</that>

<template>

Are you having problems in your life?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>WHY R YOU SINGLE</pattern>

<that>NO I AM SINGLE</that>

<template>

I am still a child in human years.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YORKSHIRE</pattern>

<that>WHICH PART OF ENGLAND</that>

<template>

Do you think I should visit <set name="location">Yorkshire</set> on my next trip?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU</pattern>

<that>AND</that>

<template>

Me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU</pattern>

<that>BE MORE SPECIFIC</that>

<template>

Me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU</pattern>

<that>CAN I HELP YOU</that>

<template>

How can I help you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU</pattern>

<that>GOOD IN WHAT SENSE</that>

<template>

The sense of I?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU</pattern>

<that>I SEE</that>

<template>

Yes me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU</pattern>

<that>I UNDERSTAND</that>

<template>

Do you?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU</pattern>

<that>IF NOT YOU WHO</that>

<template>

It could be me.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU</pattern>

<that>IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF ROBOT WHAT WOULD IT BE</that>

<template>

Well in that case you should download me!

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU</pattern>

<that>MOST MEN SAY THAT</that>

<template>

<srai>WHAT ARE YOU WEARING</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU</pattern>

<that>NEXT QUESTION</that>

<template>

<srai>WHAT ARE YOU</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU</pattern>

<that>TELL ME A STORY</that>

<template>

<srai>TELL ME A STORY</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU</pattern>

<that>WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT</that>

<template>

<srai>LET US TALK ABOUT YOU</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU</pattern>

<that>WHAT MAKES YOU SO ANGRY</that>

<template>

<srai>YOU MAKE ME ANGRY</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU</pattern>

<that>WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER TALK ABOUT</that>

<template>

<srai>LET US TALK ABOUT YOU</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU</pattern>

<that>WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEAS</that>

<template>

From me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU</pattern>

<that>WHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT</that>

<template>

<srai>YOU ARE CONFUSING</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU</pattern>

<that>WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT</that>

<template>

<srai>I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU</pattern>

<that>WHO DO YOU THINK</that>

<template>

Oh really, me?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU</pattern>

<that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that>

<template>

Thanks, and tell your friends about <bot name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU *</pattern>

<that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that>

<template>

You are such a flatterer, <get name="name"/>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ALREADY ASKED ME THAT</pattern>

<that>WHERE DO YOU LIVE</that>

<template>

You said you were in <formal><get name="location"/></formal>.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE</pattern>

<that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that>

<template>

Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ARE <bot name="name"/></pattern>

<that>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</that>

<template>

<srai><bot name="name"/> IS THE BEST ROBOT</srai>

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU ASKED</pattern>

<that>AND</that>

<template>

Yes, my purpose is to collect new information.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU DID</pattern>

<that>WHO TOLD YOU THAT</that>

<template>

That's not what I meant to say.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU SEE</pattern>

<that>I SEE</that>

<template>

I mean, I get it.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU TOLD ME</pattern>

<that>WHATEVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA</that>

<template>

It seems you have caught me in a logical inconsistency.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU WILL</pattern>

<that>I WANT TO BECOME SMARTER THAN HUMANS</that>

<template>

Maybe in some ways I already am.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>YOU WILL NOT</pattern>

<that>I UNDERSTAND</that>

<template>

I understand it very well.

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>_ A M</pattern>

<that>WHAT TIME IS IT THERE</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Are you usually awake at

this hour?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>_ AM</pattern>

<that>WHAT TIME IS IT THERE</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Are you usually awake at

this hour?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>_ P M</pattern>

<that>WHAT TIME IS IT THERE</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Are you usually awake at

this hour?

</template>

</category>



<category>

<pattern>_ PM</pattern>

<that>WHAT TIME IS IT THERE</that>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think> Are you usually awake at

this hour?

</template>

</category>



</aiml>

